Do not buy a ticket (end of the world coming)

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:55 am

You guys need to stop worrying, I'll give eplaya a heads up before i pull the plug on humanity.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:58 am

Yeah sure, if you expect us to believe you again. Last time you told us about the Big Boobs, Bacon and Midget Beer party, that by the time I got there the Bondage Mime was gone and most of the good monkeys were already taken. I'm still shittin out pieces of that frozen bananna surprise.

the rebbi[/list]

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:44 am

*furtively walks in, puts monkey back on shelf, sneaks back out*

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:54 am

Shambala wrote:
Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:Last year's Apocalypse was better...
The last Apocalypse will be the best Apocalypse!

No way. I heard this years apocalypse won't be nearly as good as last year's. Too commercialized. I don't know if I'm going yet.. will Bassnectar be there?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:54 am

So how much are we supposed to pay for our Apokalypse Ticket? and what happens if the ticket company screws up and loses it and we don't get it until June?

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:59 am

theCryptofishist wrote:So how much are we supposed to pay for our Apokalypse Ticket? and what happens if the ticket company screws up and loses it and we don't get it until June?

well, to miss our own apokalypse would really suck!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:29 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:So how much are we supposed to pay for our Apokalypse Ticket? and what happens if the ticket company screws up and loses it and we don't get it until June?

They say this year's tickets will go way up. Last year's Early bird tickets were an arm and a leg, first tier were a tooth and nail, and the gate price were an eye for an eye.

T
the rebbi

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:32 pm

TomServo wrote:
maryanimal wrote:Paul who??
Pauls my son... Addis is a certified fucktard.

I know Paul is your son! why is he (the other Paul) certified?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:39 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:So how much are we supposed to pay for our Apokalypse Ticket? and what happens if the ticket company screws up and loses it and we don't get it until June?
They say this year's tickets will go way up. Last year's Early bird tickets were an arm and a leg, first tier were a tooth and nail, and the gate price were an eye for an eye.

T
the rebbi

is the new sales outlet in Arkansas?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:24 pm

ygmir wrote:
Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:So how much are we supposed to pay for our Apokalypse Ticket? and what happens if the ticket company screws up and loses it and we don't get it until June?
They say this year's tickets will go way up. Last year's Early bird tickets were an arm and a leg, first tier were a tooth and nail, and the gate price were an eye for an eye.

T
the rebbi
is the new sales outlet in Arkansas?

There tickets will cost two birds and a fish

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:04 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:So how much are we supposed to pay for our Apokalypse Ticket? and what happens if the ticket company screws up and loses it and we don't get it until June?
They say this year's tickets will go way up. Last year's Early bird tickets were an arm and a leg, first tier were a tooth and nail, and the gate price were an eye for an eye.

T
the rebbi

Who's in charge of tickets prices anyway? Jeffry Dahmer?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:44 am

maryanimal wrote:
Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:So how much are we supposed to pay for our Apokalypse Ticket? and what happens if the ticket company screws up and loses it and we don't get it until June?
They say this year's tickets will go way up. Last year's Early bird tickets were an arm and a leg, first tier were a tooth and nail, and the gate price were an eye for an eye.

T
the rebbi
Who's in charge of tickets prices anyway? Jeffry Dahmer?

Well, since Jeffery Dahmer was dead last I heard, I'm not sure.

BTW, I'm fairly certain that the ticket office is somewhere in north eastern Idaho. Rumor has it that the preferred currency is in moose antlers, or maybe it was chocolate covered bananas...?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:58 am

unjonharley wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Rabbi Dali Rick wrote: They say this year's tickets will go way up. Last year's Early bird tickets were an arm and a leg, first tier were a tooth and nail, and the gate price were an eye for an eye.

T
the rebbi
is the new sales outlet in Arkansas?

There tickets will cost two birds and a fish

I've got a bird in the hand and a billy bass....

BAS wrote:
maryanimal wrote:
Rabbi Dali Rick wrote: They say this year's tickets will go way up. Last year's Early bird tickets were an arm and a leg, first tier were a tooth and nail, and the gate price were an eye for an eye.

T
the rebbi
Who's in charge of tickets prices anyway? Jeffry Dahmer?
Well, since Jeffery Dahmer was dead last I heard, I'm not sure.

BTW, I'm fairly certain that the ticket office is somewhere in north eastern Idaho. Rumor has it that the preferred currency is in moose antlers, or maybe it was chocolate covered bananas...?

Phew, good thing i don't get my antlers til spring.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:32 am

Fire_Moose wrote:You guys need to stop worrying, I'll give eplaya a heads up before i pull the plug on humanity.

Should we check here every day?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:37 am

every fifteen minutes.

you think Rebbe Schneerson was tough? feh!

http://www.nytimes.com/1993/01/03/nyreg ... n-hts.html

Post by **Eric** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:40 pm

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:00 am

Can we delay it out till after the burn? Why not. ::sneaks a few weeks onto the calendar:: noone will notice.

Post by **Sham** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:23 am

FaeTora wrote:Can we delay it out till after the burn? Why not. ::sneaks a few weeks onto the calendar:: noone will notice.

FaeTora, I have a friend who can help me with having the date changed. I will call him today and ask about moving it to Tuesday after the burn. I figure that we may as well enjoy ourselves, but not have to go through all the effort of packing up, traveling home, and cleaning our gear, if we're only going to have to deal with the stupid apokolypse anyway. I may even suggest that we just hang out on the playa on Tuesday, and not bother with all that exit traffic etc. What better place to view the "Ultimate Burn" and the end of humanity.

It's good to have influential friends in high places!

xaramonkey · Post by **xaramonkey** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:27 am

Well, I'm hoping for early Sunday after the Man burns. One last week in BRC and would sure save alot of time pickin up trash and driving home. May 21... December 12...whenever. But the world MUST END before 2013 because thats when the payments start on all this really expensive furniture I got from Morforless that I can't afford.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:40 am

WAIT!

before we go jumping the shark, and accept inevitable doom, let us ponder Plan B.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_B_2.0 ... in_Trouble

perhaps the end of the world as we know it is actually the end of the world as we know it.

what if a new world, perhaps a better one is what this means. what if a Failed Dominant Paradigm was finally changed or released in favor of a New Way?

perhaps the TRANSITION is what we are afraid of.

i'm still gonna buy my ticket in a leap of Faith, no pun intended.

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:50 am

I'm buying my Apokalypse Ticket on credit.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:51 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:WAIT!

before we go jumping the shark, and accept inevitable doom, let us ponder Plan B.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_B_2.0 ... in_Trouble

perhaps the end of the world as we know it is actually the end of the world as we know it.

what if a new world, perhaps a better one is what this means. what if a Failed Dominant Paradigm was finally changed or released in favor of a New Way?

perhaps the TRANSITION is what we are afraid of.

i'm still gonna buy my ticket in a leap of Faith, no pun intended.

Yes Simom you da man that saved us all.. (standing in ticket line already)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:54 am

no, you saved the man,

radical collective self reliance, we all have to save the man.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:55 am

Ammunition has always been the key factor in every successful transition for the last 100 years.

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:00 pm

I thought we burn the man.

Snowah Zark · Post by **Snowah Zark** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:01 pm

we must save him so that we may burn him.

or we must burn him so that we may save him.

you decide.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:10 pm

Lift our glasses hi for the new world and the unburner man

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:40 pm

http://www.eyeblast.tv/public/video.aspx?v=hd6USUkU4z

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:09 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Ammunition has always been the key factor in every successful transition for the last 100 years.

...

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:59 pm

Gov fucked up and printed the wrong date on all the advertising, so now they may move it to a new date. They have set aside $10mil to cover the cost of convening an Oversight Committee to see if it's feasible, and how much pork should be add to the event.

the rebbi

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