...the dastardly duo becomes the transcendent trio

[Foxfur]

and a little scratch behind the ear for Triken while we're at it.

(fair warning to the others to watch her left leg. the twitching should start any moment now)

So, Delle,
are you calling me a bitch?

(what's the term for female sloth...)

Umm, you've all been adopted into the Foxes Den.
Female foxes are VIXENS!
Well, lookit all these foxy vixens...

(BEST introduce yourself thread ever!)

[delle]

So, Delle,
are you calling me a bitch?

(what's the term for female sloth...)

I have to deduce that if I what you just surmised were true, (and given that I'm the only female sloth I know), female sloths would also HAVE to be called a bitch as well.

Yippeee.

But we're all foxy little bitches now, and I think I read somewhere that they're a pretty hot commodity in certain circles.

so Yippee somemore!!!


Ok now. Taking my hot bitchin' foxy ass down to the port.

DO enjoy my absence!!!!

[goathead]

ohhhhh crap
there is three of them?

[Patsh]

ohhhhh crap
there is three of them?

and we three comprise only half the siblings....

(Nyaa haa haaaaaaa....)

[goathead]

WOW
Love the avatar
Classic

hmmmmm
canadians....
what to do
what to do
what to do

[Patsh]

(or not)

[goathead]

but I run on playa time, makes it much more interesting.

[Savannah]

. . . Hi Neata!

[Foxfur]

ohhhhh crap
there is three of them?

and we three comprise only half the siblings....

(Nyaa haa haaaaaaa....)

Wait a minute. You three are sisters?

[FIGJAM]

Damn straight!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmJjD33eKDU

[Foxfur]

Damn straight!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmJjD33eKDU

What is it Figgy?
My connection is too slow to be able to watch

[theCryptofishist]

So, what's it like to have a family member join the board? Do you look at the avatar and the sig line and go, WTF?

[neata]

Hi to my sisters, new family members (welcome), and friends I have yet to meet ( savannah...)
I'm VERY excited to be here now- Thanks to Delle & Triken's heroic efforts - walking me through the BM initiation process! -well into the WEE hours of this morning, I might add...
It wasn't nearly as scary as I had thought it would be.
BTDUBS Delle- I have 2 skirts, & 1 dress in my BM fashion collection already! ( I do wear the occasional girly attire when the occasion presents itself

[FIGJAM]

Damn straight!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmJjD33eKDU

What is it Figgy?
My connection is too slow to be able to watch

Sister Sledge "We are Family"

[Patsh]

Hi to my sisters, new family members (welcome), and friends I have yet to meet ( savannah...)
I'm VERY excited to be here now- Thanks to Delle & Triken's heroic efforts - walking me through the BM initiation process! -well into the WEE hours of this morning, I might add...
It wasn't nearly as scary as I had thought it would be.
BTDUBS Delle- I have 2 skirts, & 1 dress in my BM fashion collection already! ( I do wear the occasional girly attire when the occasion presents itself

Neato, Neata!! My collection is growing too... and Delle's is busting at the seams by now, I'm sure! (She's been at it a while!)

(See? it's not so scary here! )

[Patsh]

Neata--

You gotta see what 'they' plan to do with us...
Can't remember where I found it, but search out a topic called
"Catch & Release Canadians".

We'll have to come up with some sort of disguises!

(and just how do they look like Americans so well??)

[Foxfur]

Neata--

You gotta see what 'they' plan to do with us...
Can't remember where I found it, but search out a topic called
"Catch & Release Canadians".

We'll have to come up with some sort of disguises!

(and just how do they look like Americans so well??)

Bwahahaha! Oh we'll catch you alright but who said anything about releasing?
I find Canadians to be quite wonderful. Every bit as polite as Europeans but less snobbery*.
And better healthcare. Ever see a really sick Canadian? Hah! I thought not!

* Snobby Europeans do not go to Burning Man. They are flammable and they know it

[theCryptofishist]

Neata--

You gotta see what 'they' plan to do with us...
Can't remember where I found it, but search out a topic called
"Catch & Release Canadians".

We'll have to come up with some sort of disguises!

(and just how do they look like Americans so well??)

Bwahahaha! Oh we'll catch you alright but who said anything about releasing?
I find Canadians to be quite wonderful. Every bit as polite as Europeans but less snobbery*.
And better healthcare. Ever see a really sick Canadian?

YOu obviously don't bother to look on the ice floes until after the polar bears have left.

[delle]

YOu obviously don't bother to look on the ice floes until after the polar bears have left.

Which is, of course, what inspired the colours for our flag. Very pretty red. Very pretty white. Everso peaceful.

(and may be why flags don't come with soundtracks. Except for the "Flap, flap, flap" which we choose to think is just the wind being poetic with it)

[delle]

1(a) BTDUBS Delle-

1(b) I have 2 skirts, & 1 dress in my BM fashion collection already! ( I do wear the occasional girly attire when the occasion presents itself

2) Neato, Neata!! My collection is growing too... and Delle's is busting at the seams by now, I'm sure! (She's been at it a while!)

3) (See? it's not so scary here! )

So I had to break up your quote up there to address the issues separately. (a girl needs to be organized at something!)

1(a) I had to actually google this abreviation. Methinks you've been hanging out on your daughters' facebook pages too much. That's FAR too cool an acronym for a woman of your vintage. Get a grip!!!! (I'd actually wondered why you'd started that announcement with Better They Don't Understand BullShit, which I took as an inside nudge to perhaps not be divulging our secrets).

1(b) I am appalled. I truly thought that Ken would be the only skirtwearer in our crew.

2) Delle is a procrastinator par excellence. At this point I may be going nude the entire time (more out of necessity than choice).

3) Scary? You'd think not. I, however, spent the entire drive into town last night worrying that we were getting fur all over our figjam and let me tell you the visuals of the results were NOT pretty! A sticky, matted mess of a hairball that I really wasn't looking forward to having to clean up this morning. (fortunately tho, that particular scare ended up being just in my head. BAD head! BAD!) Just be warned. It DOES get into your head. (and your heart, and your soul <-- but that's pretty much a Good thing!!)

[Foxfur]

1(b) I am appalled. I truly thought that Ken would be the only skirtwearer in our crew.

Not likely.

2) Delle is a procrastinator par excellence. At this point I may be going nude the entire time (more out of necessity than choice).

What's the symbol for a Groucho eyebrow wiggle?

3)...worrying that we were getting fur all over our figjam...

Somehow I doubt that's a problem for him. As long as you groom him properly.
I LOVE my fur no matter who it's on

[Patsh]

3)...worrying that we were getting fur all over our figjam...

Somehow I doubt that's a problem for him. As long as you groom him properly.
I LOVE my fur no matter who it's on

(Doesn't the proper grooming for fur involve alot of licking?)

[ygmir]

ok, I'm not sure whether I'm scared or excited here...................but, certainly, enthralled.

[FIGJAM]

Am I being enticed, or baited?

I'm fragile, please don't hurt me.................much.

[Patsh]

ok, I'm not sure whether I'm scared or excited here...................but, certainly, enthralled.

What ever happened to "unabashed"??

Am I being enticed, or baited?

and what's your preference?

[delle]

Am I being enticed, or baited?

I'm fragile, please don't hurt me.................much.

AHA! Finally. A decent opportunity to get baited breath! (what with all the licking and stuff)

[Foxfur]

3)...worrying that we were getting fur all over our figjam...

Somehow I doubt that's a problem for him. As long as you groom him properly.
I LOVE my fur no matter who it's on

(Doesn't the proper grooming for fur involve alot of licking?)

Brushes are so 19th century.

[ygmir]

"unabashed" may well be my reaction, to the baited (breath) enticement, as referenced with all the "licking and stuff".
But, I, like FJ, am a delicate man, frail to a point and quite gossamer............

[FIGJAM]

Preference?




CUDDLES!

[delle]

Preference?




CUDDLES!

Yea!!!

Attack of the lingering hug variety coming right up!!!!

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