Playa Names for 2005 (gift yours here)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:04 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:SnotRocket (also a good punk band name)

My sister always swore that Barb Dwyer was her punk name.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:55 pm

DING DING DING!!! Correct
This was one of three rejected names for the tv show that became Monty Python's Flying Circus. The rejected line up was:

1. Ethel the Frog

2. A Fish Called Wanda (later regurgitated for a film)

and my personal favorite...

3. "Owl Stretching Time"

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:10 pm

ok, well here's how i got mine, and i'm not saying that i recommend it mind you, unless you like your name to rhyme with vagina, which, you know, i do, but well, you'll see what i mean (it could potentially be a lot of work with nothing useful to show for it in the end...so you're in? oh, good!)

take all of the letters in your current, actual name and get foam letters like kids use, stick em on the side of your shower stall with water. keep rearranging the letters until you come up with a fabulous hopefully somewhat naughty new name - and yes, you must use all of the letters, and no you may not tear the thingy off to make an A into a V...so don't even ask!

good luck...tell us what you come up with :)

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 6:50 am

Well, I shoulda figured, but I'm not always that sharp, to say yer name that way!

[singsongy] RegYna vagina, Regyna vagina, Regyna vagina! [/singsongy]

I was seeking to replace my old email address sometime shortly before my fabulous eplaya debut.....the old address was given to me on the spot when my computer whiz brother was helping to set me up (starchild..... barf); ruminating on my vast array of fantastic qualities, in a fit of inspiration {angels' singing here} 'gigglesnort' came to me (describes my *it* perfectly).[/list]

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:59 am

My playa name came from reading too much E-playa before I realized they were talking about the previous year's theme. Still, don't jellyfish look like floating brains? Yeah, the psyche, that's me...

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:38 am

Free for the taking:

Porn Cookie (overheard from a band member I know)

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 3:41 pm

I confess I stole this potential playa name from one of RingO'Fire's posts:

Nut Sack

**giggle giggle**

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:20 am

I woke up suddenly at 5 am with a menu for selecting playa names in my head. Damn eplaya creeping into my dreams...

It went like this: create columns A, B, C and combine so: ABC, AB, AC, CAB, BAC, BC, season with prepositions, place names, or nicknames as desired.

A. Titles: Dr., Mrs., Mister, Master, Sister, Brother, Professor, Sargent, Queen, Duke, King, Lady, Prince, Princess, Count, Commander, Captain, Lt., Miss, Principal, Sir, Nurse, Nanny, Admiral ... etc.

B. Adjectives/Adverbs/ colorful words: Sparkle, tiny, dazzle, shiny, evil, sick, twisted, leather, red, pink, naughty, nasty, lust, space, bouncy, bubbly, soapy, flaming, burning, slow, quick ... this would be a very long column.

C. Noun: monkey, rocket, mouse, whip, nun, clown, kitten, puppy, tiger, rooster, egg, rod, pickle, booger, shoes, hat, fire, flame, rebar, dust, art, trick, treat, death, skull ... again, many possibilities.

Or put them on wheels and you could spin for a random playa name. Roll the dice to see how many words you playa name would contain. Or throw darts at word boards. Single word names could also be chosen.

Dr. Pink Monkey. Princess Leather Feather. Nanny Naughty. Shiny Lust Puppy. Sister Love Rainbow, Califonia Dreamer, oops sorry, that's another event ...

Hmmm .... there's a project.

saint_al · Post by **saint_al** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:36 am

'pposedly, the adjective/ noun combo- random from a dictionary- gave the Grateful Dead their moniker.*
Names:
The Latex Mex Celebrity Squisher Foglifter (enlightened!)
Zoo Loft (a theme camp?) 'bateshop (porn rental)
Opinionated Asshole MOOPmop Pollcat AfraidKnot
BetaMax, champion of disused tech!

*Heads may flame if this is incorrect.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:24 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:My playa name came from reading too much E-playa before I realized they were talking about the previous year's theme. Still, don't jellyfish look like floating brains? Yeah, the psyche, that's me...

Well I'm pleased to have another aquatic creature on board.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:28 am

saint_al wrote: Zoo Loft (a theme camp?)

Cool. Also, Primal Scream and Electroshock. Rob O'tomy. Or Rob Autonomy, if you prefer.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:04 pm

darn edit button...i'm sure she meant rob lobotomy :) heh...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:11 pm

I was trying to blend the two enough so that the lobotomy would be implied. I'm not good with liqueds.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:55 pm

Inspired by lots of the submissions here and Anti-M's dream, I am proud to announce

The Playa Name Generator
located at www.MutantVehicle.com/name_generator.htm

Enjoy.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:04 pm

Yay!

I'm officially "The Mouth o'the South"

ha!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:09 pm

I'm Fluffy Butt or Mangler. Or Ultra Sound Scrotum.

the mrFishist? Tubby. Or Candy Colored Clown (c3)

Is there a c4? or would that be too explosive?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 5:54 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I'm Fluffy Butt or Mangler. Or Ultra Sound Scrotum.

the mrFishist? Tubby. Or Candy Colored Clown (c3)

Is there a c4? or would that be too explosive?

Thanks, Guin and Fishy. We should not be allowed to choose our own, yes? I like the C4- they could call you "Plastique"

SilkenTofu · Post by **SilkenTofu** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:04 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:Inspired by lots of the submissions here and Anti-M's dream, I am proud to announce

The Playa Name Generator
located at www.MutantVehicle.com/name_generator.htm

Enjoy.

I have been dubbed "Sugar Plum" (damn thing knew I was a fairy)

'tis a cursed name generator...CURSED I TELL YOU!!!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:17 pm

As gigglesnort I've been dubbed Toucher....hmmmmm.......

As Christine Star I became the Mouth o'the South (hi guinie!)

Fitting, I must say.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:25 pm

Southern Beau became Cheap Stink or Towel Boy, heh.

Again, fitting I say!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:43 pm

I kind of like both the names

Messy Buckets

and

Much Ass Grassy Ass....

oh, amerincanized foreign sayings...
[sigh]

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:52 pm

My "real" name became.....
Sparkling Crab
That's pretty cool.

Martiansky became......
Disco Boy
I'd have to go to the "special store" to equip myself for that name!

AH HAHAHAHA!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:02 pm

lol...great job jelly...raoul duke became 'dork'
and my real name became "Cum Drunk" awesome...
in 2005 i shall be
Captain Dr. Analbaby Cum Drunk Duke Freud, Esq.

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:35 pm

This is fun, my Burner name Silver Moore becomes 'The Fist", my real name becomes 'Skank'. This one I have a problem with;
Skank: One who is digustingly foul or filthy and often considered sexually promiscuous. I wouldn't mind except that it is false advertising, (if it was not, I would spend less time on Eplaya than I do). Part of the problem is that I am 52 and the vast majority of the females I know are under 35; I tend to be a father figure.

For those of you who know, or know of Booger, I know that Trey does, his real name comes out as: Momma's Little Bastard. He will be so pleased.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:51 pm

curb feeler??? been pretty low in life, but hey.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:00 am

>>Who are you... really? THE PLAYA NAME GENERATOR awaits you at www.MutantVehicle.com/name_generator.htm

No way am I going to be known as JERKY FLESH.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:16 am

Silver 2 wrote:This is fun, my Burner name Silver Moore becomes 'The Fist", my real name becomes 'Skank'. This one I have a problem with;
Skank: One who is digustingly foul or filthy and often considered sexually promiscuous. I wouldn't mind except that it is false advertising, (if it was not, I would spend less time on Eplaya than I do). Part of the problem is that I am 52 and the vast majority of the females I know are under 35; I tend to be a father figure.

For those of you who know, or know of Booger, I know that Trey does, his real name comes out as: Momma's Little Bastard. He will be so pleased.

Oh, you all! This is too funny. Please keep inputing the names of those you love or hate and posting them here. Nat the Bat is now Sweet Boy of the Cell Block. I am now Alter Boy.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:36 am

Martiansky wrote:My "real" name became.....
Sparkling Crab
That's pretty cool.

*fishy pouts*

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:40 am

My real name becomes "Playa Girl." How mundane. I haven't been a "girl" since long ago and far away.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:42 am

That's interesting. When I put in your real name, I got "Tub-O-Guts," a much more colorful moniker.

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