The Bar... Volume#2

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:00 am

**burn** wrote:[/url]

A friend of mine broke up with a girl like that he said he was afraid she was going to cut him off and leave him with nothing so he left with his ego and manhood in tact.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:07 am

Oh gees look at the time I got no place I have to be and Iâ€™m late getting there, later kids,...........

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:09 am

Zulegoona wrote:
Box Burner wrote:fossil coffee. Yep proof positive that man walked the earth with dinosaurs. Zule, maybe you should be selling that on ebay.
Hmm sell it on Ebay, youâ€™d need to ship it hot like they do molten sulfur,.... you could sell the fossil coffee really cheep and make your money with the shipping and handling,.. but I donâ€™t think there is enough left in the pot to do that,.... how about fossil coffee futures I could put a fresh pot on now and in a year or two we could have a gold mine.....

Stir in some old snail shells so it will look more ancient and fossil like.

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:10 pm

[fciron walks in and looks confused]

Never seen this before. Eddies in the space time continuum again.

I wonder if this is where lost socks end up.

What have we got for a nightcap?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:30 pm

Somebody throw Eddie a rope.

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:14 pm

I'll make a rope if I can find those lost socks.

How appropriate that I threw out a straight line and I caught a fish.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:07 am

Volume 2 was at bottom of page and the original bar is nowhere to be seen What would fishy think???

Not having had enough time to read through things carefully, I saw something about socks....

I'm assuming that feet are getting cold due to limited attention being paid to the fire.

*rebuilds fire*

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:19 pm

Those socks are one of the aberrations I might expect to find here.

But why are there two of them?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:00 pm

one for your nose.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:50 pm

Is there a fire extinguisher in this bar that we can borrow to use in the other one?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:46 pm

* storms into the barV2 with head on fire *

(looks around for something full of water)

"Who stole the ice chest ?"

* kneels down and starts scooping/tossing playa in big handfulls towards flaming noggin *

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:59 pm

I found a fire blanket for you oneeyedD and then had to laugh at the stickfigure whose oneeyed thingie is at risk of being on fire!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:37 am

heheheheheeee
thats funny Artemis...Thats one of the logo's on our fire safety crew for Controlled Burn....hahaaaa

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:59 am

Dude! I just noticed - this bar is dry! Got some socks, some scissors, some dude rolling around on the floor complaining about the burns on his head and a blanket.

Where are the refreshments? That bar across the streeet has lots of bottles. While I'm at it, I thought I'd add some mood lighting.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:06 am

and a special treat for Pinemom...If the absinthe doesn't cure the cold, maybe this will help

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:12 am

Oh Fuck THANK YOU Artemis!

Here...anything you want.... your a savior

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:41 pm

Blessed be our Drinking Savior

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:11 am

what if god smoked cannibus

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:30 am

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:13 am

ya, ya think a multifasitited omeba like that doesnt smoke what it grows?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:28 am

ya, ya think a multifasitited omeba like that doesnt smoke what it grows?

I dunno....if you use that logic, why don't I eat my doo-doo? A dog might eat what I create (doo-doo), but just cuz he does, doesn't mean I want to...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:37 am

I said grow...not secrete....

ewwwwww!

When being raised with a religion.its wierd when your mindset changes...

Warning the Idea below is just an idea and not a reflection of this station:
I'd like to think of God, the God or even many Gods...being more of a multi purpose omeba...big bang theory kinda...
Like God was a life cell filled organism, that just happened to fall into this universe, then...BANG...it sprang forth all of its components to manifest life on all the planets.
What survived was dependant upon if the planet surfice would sustain. Earth just happened to be ripe enough to let it ALL GROW!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:11 pm

that's why adam and eve finally ate the apple they had the munchies

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:05 pm

...Ya....cause they tasted good!~

Im on a "ya" day i guess, sorry ya'll.........
Man going into a figurative comatose yesturday, having a difficult time getting with"it" today?

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:41 pm

it would also explain the platapus

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:46 pm

Duuuddde....that was sooo funny when THAT happened!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:47 pm

god does roll good though

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:49 pm

come on keep up with zoom

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:57 pm

Yeah...whomiteverbeagod...
.............did awesome by my standards
(set very low as to prevent expectations!)

On that note, knock knock on wood....
Titwi and I are coming to the realization that alot of things we attempt to build.....come out perfect.
Now there's a strange word in itself....
PERFECT....what is perfect?
According to wiki:

Perfection is, broadly, a state of completeness and flawlessness.

The term "perfection" is actually used to designate a range of diverse, if often kindred, concepts. These concepts have historically been addressed in a number of discrete disciplines, notably mathematics, physics, chemistry, ethics, aesthetics, ontology and theology.[1]

Well what we are discovering is that ...
one, we think up an idea....we fiddle fart around with it on discussions and tons of paper...Then we build the shit!

and it comes out perfect.

New entry into lifes Diary:

Note to self....as soon as the expectations of everything you do in life begin to wane, Things no longer require the stringent stress that accompanies said projects.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:02 pm

hahahhaaa...
duuude...im !
{{giggle snort}}