Camp Herring

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:24 pm

These two posts are absolute filth!!! Golden showers?

This sort of degrading nastiness has become all too common here on the Camp Herring thread, and I can already see the civilised citizens of Black
ROck City turning away from them in disgust...

For Shame Camp Herring!!! Have you no taste? Aside from the oily fishy one
of course...

Golden showers... pfaugh!! We'd never tolerate that at BurningMan, thank you very much...

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:40 pm

Kernul.....while I love the picture it's missing something.... Like MORE ARROWS! One is NOT enough for that little bastard.

Privately I'd like to see him on the business end of one of those Metalstorm cannons or a megawatt laser.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:21 am

Peacekeepers wrote:These two posts are absolute filth!!! Golden showers bla-bla-bla...

I just found out what that golden rain thing means in our language. I don't get it though. Fight like real men, you perv...

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:37 am

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:49 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:Fear the future...

If that is who I think it is, well, jeah, it's time to fear even more...

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:25 pm

...I figured since Camp Herring is officially anti-nude women, and everyone knows that all Europeans hate bush, your worst fear would be naked women showing off their bush!

(ps-what's worse, this picture was taken with the aid of the KA time technology, and dates from Norway in the year 2011)

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:38 pm

Phucking scary.

[Anti-nude during KA-combat, but anti-anti-nude during non-KA-combat]

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:03 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...I figured since Camp Herring is officially anti-nude women, and everyone knows that all Europeans hate bush, your worst fear would be naked women showing off their bush!

(ps-what's worse, this picture was taken with the aid of the KA time technology, and dates from Norway in the year 2011)

Yes! Nude women are a problem for us in a war situation.
Nude women insisting to visit Camp Herring will kindly be asked to dress properly.
For that we’ll provide clothing and privacy shelter to get dressed.
Those who resist getting dressed will be asked to stay in the privacy shelter till they are finished talking.

These pictures show what you will find placed at some safe distance within our camp.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:19 pm

...ahh! but it seems you have no plans thus far to deal with bush! There is mucho bush on the playa...YOUR DOOMED!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:31 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...ahh! but it seems you have no plans thus far to deal with bush! There is mucho bush on the playa...YOUR DOOMED!

Do not forget that we also have our filtering goggles to protect us with.
As long as Camp Herring doesn’t get run over by the Critical Tits well do fine.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:17 pm

Those who resist getting dressed will be asked to stay in the privacy shelter till they are finished talking.

Talking? Women talking? You guy's have Women who talk? Who in the fuck wants to Talk? Just Talking with women is not allowed on the Playa..
Privacy shelter? on the Playa? what Burning Man are the fish people going too.?

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:21 pm

Wasn't this a Jiffy Lube ART device last year? something about a five man Light bulb changer?

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:28 pm

Herring Man dressing room for those shy guys notice she looking away from Herring Camp with a frisky come here real men look as the forces of DOOM approach.
She is tired of getting those pesky small fish boners stuck between her teeth......

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:32 pm

Herring Man Playa battle wear? Who pissed all over it? You silly guy's and your Golden Showers....

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:56 am

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:20 pm

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:24 pm

Bring on the jihad...

ALL Wires · Post by **ALL Wires** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:31 pm

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:05 pm

No I have been working on Art Do not Accept! it Kernul............

The "Dick" Cheney poster did it scared the shit out of them!

ALL Wires · Post by **ALL Wires** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:14 am

This is a sick sad affair when friends will admit they are going to lie about you. I receive this PM and am not willing to allow this action on their part. What I say last night was agreed upon. This is really suck.

LiveWire wrote:ALL Wires, when we invited you to join Camp Herring and the fun we were having with Apokilikipta we did not expect you to surrender for us. We all agreed we would not do that until everyone was on line.

also, you have now confirmed to our enemies the flag we found in my yard. This admission was not agreed upon and all other Wires will now have to post and say you are a BIG FAT FAKE. I am disappointed. LW

I am not one to post PM. I know you should not. But I will not let anyone say I am doing something wrong incorrectly.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:38 am

Sad sad story LiveWire!
You now have lot of explaining to do!
This is totally unacceptable!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:21 am

Hey, listen EL, it was not me. Don't accuse me of such things. After that lame thing you did with my dog last monday I guess it's you doing your thing again. Here's something for'ya:

Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:27 pm

EL Wire wrote:Sad sad story LiveWire!
You now have lot of explaining to do!
This is totally unacceptable!

I knew this was coming. First the dog,,, and now he's humping the leg on all of us. This means waar. N'lots of it....

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:39 pm

Think you're the one humping the dogs here, Hot.

I will get to the bottom of this!!! And when I find out who it is....

Winer Wire · Post by **Winer Wire** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:26 pm

Hi Live Wire, All Wire, Hot wire, El wire,

I am very sorry about the dog
It was me I knew the dog was old and you guy’s had pretty much humped the hell out of it already but I needed just a little more fun!
I will report to HQ tonight for a spanking but please no more of the “Showers” my BDU bath robe is still stained.
This has been a very confusing time for all of us can we just have a group HUG!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:43 pm

Winer Wire wrote:Hi Live Wire, All Wire, Hot wire, El wire,

I am very sorry about the dog (no not really, but hey, its just a dog)
This has been a very confusing time for all of us can we just have a group HUG!

Uhhh, there seems to be a wire inflation here, major, or whoever.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:47 pm

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:03 pm

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:27 pm

wIrEs aNd hErRiNgS, eVeN cOmBiNeD aRe mUcH oVeRrAtEd

Camp Herring

New movie coming to the Playa theater Burning Man 2006

Surrender..................NO NO NO

Sorry about the Dog

Re: Sorry about the Dog