Kamp Apokiliptika.....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:19 am

Teddy, you sicko!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:48 am

At least he made the Krabby Patties run on time....

....is that Zelig behind Spongebob?

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Fri May 20, 2005 12:12 pm

If anyone looks closely at Spongebob's uniform today, it is obviously what is left over from his days as a stormtrooper. While he survived the "Night of the Long Knives" he had to move elsewhere in the regime; "Sturmscharführer SchwammBöb" has had a very hard time explaining his roles during WWII including bizarre statements about "only working in the kitchen" of certain concentration camps. Those trying to get him to join Apopkiliptika know better...

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Fri May 20, 2005 1:41 pm

In case anyone is mad about SB, other "celebs" have made major public relations gaffs in earlier times.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 20, 2005 2:54 pm

Yeah, his biggest gaffe was grabbing his crotch in front of A. And signing up for the "Remake me into an Aryan" Extreme Makeover they were offering in the 40s.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Fri May 20, 2005 5:08 pm

The three most feared members of the Third Reich....

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Fri May 20, 2005 10:31 pm

The answers will be coming soon...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri May 20, 2005 10:35 pm

Radio de Apokiliptika was up and running for a bit. I will post the link again when I get it more stable.

Jason

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat May 21, 2005 8:33 am

Damn fine work, Iconoclast and Drake. Worthy of priase and degradation. Just think, some people will talk about our camp and say things like "Those guys are assholes" and it will be a vast understatement.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat May 21, 2005 6:09 pm

y'all are sick

In a good way

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat May 21, 2005 6:24 pm

Sick? Come now, you can do better than that.... a bit more textural next time.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sat May 21, 2005 9:45 pm

Streaming again. Not sure how stable it will be but please tune in and relish in the mustard that is the end of the world as we know it.

http://yp.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast- ... lename.pls

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:28 pm

I hear it 5 by 5, Sandwich. Sounds great!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:48 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Streaming again. Not sure how stable it will be but please tune in and relish in the mustard that is the end of the world as we know it.

http://yp.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast- ... lename.pls

It sounded pretty quiet until I figured out you need to play it on Quicktime...

Much better than Radio Moscow, almost as good as Radio Berlin. I would say a resounding triumph for the proletariat burner against the running dog default world...

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Sun May 22, 2005 12:39 pm

The music sounds great!!!

Will it also be punktuated by Apokiliptika propokanda when presented to the masses?

We need some good prison camp type speakers to blare this at the entrance....Hogan's Heroe's style....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun May 22, 2005 1:59 pm

The tunes are still running with a few speedbumps. I am glad you are all digging them.

Jason

mullethunter · Post by **mullethunter** » Mon May 23, 2005 3:07 am

just wondering if you'll have a tv or screen to project images in the kantina. i'm currently in north... er i mean south korea right now and i've found some north korean propoganda videos from the net. just thinking they would really trip people out to see whilst having a cocktail. here's the link, even if you don't use them, they're still really interesting to see:
www.robpongi.com
as far as i can tell this is the website of some expat in japan, but he's got some korean videos taken from japanese tv. of particular interest is the "fucking USA" music video, and the potato pride and miso soup songs. the high school girls marching to school is fucking brilliant, and the physical education vids are hilarious!
http://www.video-c.co.uk/microshow.asp? ... e=ADSLprog
this is the music video to the new faithless track with images of North Korea's mass gymnastics shot for the documentary "A State of Mind."
i see that the whole theme has a very soviet bloc vibe, and i thought some images from asian totalitarian regime might go along nicely. workers of the world unite!

mullethunter · Post by **mullethunter** » Mon May 23, 2005 3:13 am

crap... forgot to add when you get to robpongi.com click on music/culture. there are some japanese videos on there too, but most are n. korean

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:05 am

Thanks for the lead- we just might have some possibility for some sort of projected media... news soon.

I was not able to open the videos once I opened that link. It may well be my own computer issues... hell, with all the assasins, hit men and such on me constantly, It's hard to bullet prooof my system. But, I have the best minds on it. Perhaps one of them will collect the videos and covet them for future use.

The Kernul

mullethunter · Post by **mullethunter** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:32 am

will this work?
http://robpongi.com/pages/comboKIMJONGIL.html

http://www.robpongi.com/pages/comboNKHIGH.html

luck to you, and don't let those imperialist lackeys get to you comrade

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Mon May 23, 2005 7:41 pm

Start collecting those cool multimedia files that can be played for the masses. Their education (and re-education) should be our first goal almost regardless of the message.

Large, multi-human viewing devices are being discussed as we speak.

They have to fit the theme and physics (screw the physics) but somehow they must work. Visual stimulation is required for the audience....90% grew up on Leave it to Beaver, Miami Vice and Malcom in the Middle. We must use any means possible to implant the seeds of their destruction....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:26 pm

Kernul, check your PM. Very important. heli

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:10 am

APOKILIPTIKA has a low occurance of sexual side effects. Ask YOUR doctor if APOKILIPTIKA is right for you.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu May 26, 2005 5:14 am

Heli

Good, Thanks. Soon, the world will be ours.

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu May 26, 2005 11:20 am

Kernul

Great poster....there are a couple things I really like on it but I can't quite put my finger on them...

We need to offer a variety of services to those unfortunate enough to get beyond the gate....

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu May 26, 2005 11:47 am

PFC Roadkill, Now that's a riding crop!

drakewayson · Post by **drakewayson** » Thu May 26, 2005 11:51 am

I have my girlfriend talked into bringing her "riding crop" to assist the Kernul in "Reeducation Duties". The next question is whether she will wear the same outfit as this Staff Sargeant...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu May 26, 2005 8:56 pm

Jeebus, are we gonna have fun or what?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu May 26, 2005 9:09 pm

mullethunter wrote:just wondering if you'll have a tv or screen to project images in the kantina. i'm currently in north... er i mean south korea right now and i've found some north korean propoganda videos from the net. just thinking they would really trip people out to see whilst having a cocktail. here's the link, even if you don't use them, they're still really interesting to see:
www.robpongi.com
as far as i can tell this is the website of some expat in japan, but he's got some korean videos taken from japanese tv. of particular interest is the "fucking USA" music video, and the potato pride and miso soup songs. the high school girls marching to school is fucking brilliant, and the physical education vids are hilarious!
http://www.video-c.co.uk/microshow.asp? ... e=ADSLprog
this is the music video to the new faithless track with images of North Korea's mass gymnastics shot for the documentary "A State of Mind."
i see that the whole theme has a very soviet bloc vibe, and i thought some images from asian totalitarian regime might go along nicely. workers of the world unite!

Thanks, Mullet. Some lovely stuff there. Do you think we could just take some stock footage of happy shiney singing and add our own subtitles? I can really see some foreign singing of the joys of playa dust rationing and that Kernul Killbuck's hair was sent down to us from God.

Any takers?

mullethunter · Post by **mullethunter** » Fri May 27, 2005 4:19 am

holy crap, almost pissed my pants when i saw this one! thought it might have some ideas about setting up some kind of personality cult surrounding the mysterious origins of our great leader the kernal; how he mysteriously arose out of the playa like the pheonix, to spread the word of our imminent doom.
gotta check out the random insult generator too, it's pretty good.
http://www.nk-news.net/index.php
you bourgeois bloodsucker
you imperialist political dwarf
[size=18][b]You swollen-headed militarist, we will annihilate you with a fresh revolutionary upswing![/size][/b] i especially like this one.

oh yeah... this one's pretty good too. communism and cunnilingus together! http://www.yhchang.com/CUNNILINGUS_IN_NORTH_KOREA.html

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