The Bar

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:21 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Sam: would a kiss make you feel better?? Cuz that's easy to come by...

That's a good start...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:22 pm

Fishy: do you get migranes often?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:26 pm

samtzu wrote:Well... I just managed to fire a smart-assed email to about half the people inside this corporation, including all my supervisors, up to the rank of Archangel....

sigh... I'll probably be looking for work next week...

BUT, THEY CAN'T KILL ME... AND EVEN IF THEY DO, THEY CAN'T EAT ME!!!!

I try to look on the bright side... Bartender, how about a large glass of Hemlock, if you please, no ice?

come on, spill. at least here you can get CREDIT for smart ass emails instead of getting fired.
love ya, Sam. employed or otherwise.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:27 pm

A screaming migraine sounds like a great drink name. In my case I just get the visual distortion, so pretty much any drink in large enough quantities would do it.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:49 pm

sputnik wrote:A screaming migraine sounds like a great drink name. In my case I just get the visual distortion, so pretty much any drink in large enough quantities would do it.

How about we make a drink called a screaming migraine. Start with some very dry red wine and then add a bit of cheap vodka and the for a little more flavor some grenadine and lime juice.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:54 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
sputnik wrote:A screaming migraine sounds like a great drink name. In my case I just get the visual distortion, so pretty much any drink in large enough quantities would do it.
How about we make a drink called a screaming migraine. Start with some very dry red wine and then add a bit of cheap vodka and the for a little more flavor some grenadine and lime juice.

Jason

I used to do a half gallon of Cribari mixed with some bad assed mescaline... don't remember if it cured migranes, though... I don't remember if it cured anything... Hell, I just plain don't remember...

Ahhhh.... the Sixties....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:55 pm

samtzu wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
sputnik wrote:A screaming migraine sounds like a great drink name. In my case I just get the visual distortion, so pretty much any drink in large enough quantities would do it.
How about we make a drink called a screaming migraine. Start with some very dry red wine and then add a bit of cheap vodka and the for a little more flavor some grenadine and lime juice.

Jason
I used to do a half gallon of Cribari mixed with some bad assed mescaline... don't remember if it cured migranes, though... I don't remember if it cured anything... Hell, I just plain don't remember...

Ahhhh.... the Sixties....

All you had to say was mescaline.....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:56 pm

Either one sounds good, but I think Sandwichman's would actually cause one.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:58 pm

sputnik wrote:Either one sounds good, but I think Sandwichman's would actually cause one.

that was the point so it makes me feel successful. Yay me!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:18 pm

why is it that these last 45 minutes at my jobbie job go so sssslloooowwwwllllyyy?

Calgon, take me away!

DJ, hit me with something sour... (no, you may not throw a lime at me... I mean a drink!)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:18 pm

Well, as cloudy and cool as it is tonight in Portland, I feel we need something... Carribean!!!!!

Red Stripes, all around!!!

Except for Cowboy (if he shows up)... give him a Red Sox...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:19 pm

So... what's the job, GE?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:26 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:why is it that these last 45 minutes at my jobbie job go so sssslloooowwwwllllyyy?

Calgon, take me away!

DJ, hit me with something sour... (no, you may not throw a lime at me... I mean a drink!)

How about a Cuban Sour

2 oz. Rum
1/2 tsp. Powdered Sugar
Juice of 1/2 Lime

Pour into a cocktail glass

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:37 pm

Oh. Eeeew. Ummm...

I work for corporate america... gross retail job... cingular wireles...

Can't believe I just admitted that...

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:37 pm

Um. Yummy.

You are lovely.

Yes you!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:38 pm

Perfect drink DJ... you always know how to make my tongue happy (and if that can't be misconstrued, I don't know WHAT can!!!!)

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:39 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Perfect drink DJ... you always know how to make my tongue happy (and if that can't be misconstrued, I don't know WHAT can!!!!)

It has been misconstrued in every way possible.......

A happy tongue= A happy girl

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:40 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Perfect drink DJ... you always know how to make my tongue happy (and if that can't be misconstrued, I don't know WHAT can!!!!)

There is no misconstruing going on here. And I am biting my tongue hard enough to leave a scar...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:43 pm

Oh... don't leave a scar, Sam... scar tissue builds up and then your tongue will lose agility and dexterity. We can't have you with a lethargic tongue, or you'll be of NO use to me!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:43 pm

All of you. Freaky, really. Where am I?

~reads sign over flying chicken pennant!

Oh!

That reminds me.... I have something to POST here, for peeps in the Mpls/St. Paul area. Cannot make it myself, but if you have Friday afternoon off, it should be quite fine:

~pastes poster on pole near tent flap~

BILLY CORGAN: The Smashing Pumpkins band member will read from "Blinking With Fists," noon Fri., Open Book, 1011 Washington Av. S., Mpls.

Yummy.

Um, I have "something". Thanks for asking! and please keep asking.. this may expire soon.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:44 pm

Nipples: you're up near the twin cities? Shut up. Where?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:45 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Oh... don't leave a scar, Sam... scar tissue builds up and then your tongue will lose agility and dexterity. We can't have you with a lethargic tongue, or you'll be of NO use to me!

*Stops biting, starts doing pushups with his tongue*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:47 pm

That's better, Sam... get it nice and strong... we can work on endurance in a little bit... but you'll need real life training to properly work on endurance

let me just get another drink, and we'll be off to the races....

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:51 pm

I'm North of Brainerd about 25 miles. Which is why I can't make it a long lunch on Friday, eh. Dang!

Oh well, got a DATE to pick pretty rocks at a local quarry on Friday after 3pm til dark now, anyways. With a girl exactly half my age. It is not a date, per se, as I work with her & she knows I am celibate until I may be in love. Boo-hoo! It is simply HELL to be safe.

~signals mysterious man in black sunglasses for a beer.. holding up empty can~

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:52 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:That's better, Sam... get it nice and strong... we can work on endurance in a little bit... but you'll need real life training to properly work on endurance let me just get another drink, and we'll be off to the races....

Whatever the lady wants... Something neat and strong... Hey! You mean me?... Shhhhh.... you're going to get us thrown out of here....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:53 pm

Oh, you're up there a bit. I'm originally from near Rochester...

And woodrow, we'll get to you, later...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:54 pm

M'kay, kiddies... I'm off of work, and heading home. Time to sew some more furry costumes for the Diego Decom...

G'night, one and all. Until tomorrow...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:58 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:M'kay, kiddies... I'm off of work, and heading home. Time to sew some more furry costumes for the Diego Decom...

G'night, one and all. Until tomorrow...

Sigh... there she goes... beauty incarnate, rising out of the foam on a sea shell...

Bartender.. something to drown my sorrow... like a nice cheap gin.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:59 pm

I'm thinking woodrow gets jacked sort of like a dog get scratched.... often from simply asking so directly.

~thanks guy with glasses for beer... noting glasses are not shaded, but have an extremely thick dust with smudges~

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 6:02 pm

nipples wrote:I'm thinking woodrow gets jacked sort of like a dog get scratched.... often from simply asking so directly.

~thanks guy with glasses for beer... noting glasses are not shaded, but have an extremely thick dust with smudges~

Yeah, he gets more than I do... don't ask how that works, it's pathetic.

Well, one gin down... now, lets see.... how about something refined, yet strong... ahhhhhh, I've got it! A Merlot.... How about some Kautz Ironmountain Estates Merlot. A heady wine that bites back... yet very refined.