The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:02 pm

and here i thought the 'runt' comment would have had some impact....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:07 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:and here i thought the 'runt' comment would have had some impact....

He was shocked, but he knows that you haven't seen him in his full glory, so you are forgiven...

By the way, work is sure as hell interfering with my bar time... quite the opposite of what I was doing about ten years ago...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:07 pm

yeah, i'm surprised that one got overlooked, too....

kay, my afternoon coffee was a little strong, so i'm a little jacked up right now....manged to catch up on all the new posts, and can't wait for new ones, and i'm actually working at the same time...got like 8 windows open on my desktop and all of them active....phew!!!!! maybe i better go out for a smoke.....hehehehehehe......

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:10 pm

Wow, I go away for a few hours and you guys are living it up in here.

Let me first apologize to Stuart for my little prank last night... I can't help but notice the new avatar and thinking to myself that our picking on him for that furry collar had something to do with it. For the record, Stuart, your furry collar (and in fact, the whole coat) is pimp-daddy-licious and we were teasing only because we all wish we had a coat like that!

Oh, and I love vindaloo.

Okay I'm gone folks... busy busy busy! If someone ever teases the gossip outta Tish, be sure to post it in a new thread so I can't miss it. :-)

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:20 pm

Alpha, I know your a total sweetheart. Actually, last night in the bar was a hoot for me.

Unfortunately, your linked photo did not pop for me. What were you on about?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:20 pm

Alpha wrote:For the record, Stuart, your furry collar (and in fact, the whole coat) is pimp-daddy-licious and we were teasing only because we all wish we had a coat like that!

I always thought of it as his fluffy cloud coat, myself.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:25 pm

samtzu wrote:
Well.... I dunno'... however... if you want to come over and tickle him yourself (and give him a kiss) I'm sure he'd uncurl for you... as a matter of fact, I guarantee it.

Tickle him myself? Of course! Who'd ya think I was gonna send? Stuart?

[nothing personal, Stuart]

A kiss might be pushing it, though. We'll just have to wait and see...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:29 pm

ok, now, i'm gettig mental pictures of Sam and GE together.
aaaaaargh.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:31 pm

Oh crap. Did ANYONE see my little stunt?

*takes beer into the t'com closet to check the firewall*

*tinker-tinker BANG BANG!*

Let's try this one more time: it's the cover of the book "Little Cloud" with a slight modification:

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:33 pm

Oh... am I the only one who can't see alpha's image?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:36 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:ok, now, i'm gettig mental pictures of Sam and GE together.
aaaaaargh.

GE: we bring good things to life.

(that is, of course, a 'royal' we)

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:38 pm

No go Alpha

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:48 pm

So, on my trip to the 11th floor I learned (via a notice posted in the elevator well) that I'm supposed to be singing "Happy Birthday" twice while washing my hands so I don't get the flu.
I dont much like the song and it has a horrible tendency to sit in my head for hours whether I want to or not.
Any suggestions for something that I wouldn't come across as foolish for singing in the rest room if someone walks in?
Thanks

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:49 pm

Okay I'm off to the Fuck thread then. Try this, though:

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:51 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:...Any suggestions for something that I wouldn't come across as foolish for singing in the rest room if someone walks in?
Thanks

Moon River?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:55 pm

tisha2 wrote:Buckethead, where are you exactly??

Hello all

Why thank you for asking Tisha.

Exactly? Amagansett, New York.

(Long Island, but not that Long Island)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:58 pm

Yay! I can see it now, alpha...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:59 pm

Sensei wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:...Any suggestions for something that I wouldn't come across as foolish for singing in the rest room if someone walks in?
Thanks
Moon River?

Ouch. Hopefully, I'd know the words and it wouldn't be a ballad.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:59 pm

well, I mean, not RIGHT now, because it's on the other page...

but you know what I mean.

BTW: Rian, have you come into contact with Jelly (joey) and his marvelous spanking paddle??

I met him before the burn this year...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:02 pm

I'm out

y'all have a kick ass weekend

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:03 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:ok, now, i'm gettig mental pictures of Sam and GE together.
aaaaaargh.
GE: we bring good things to life.

(that is, of course, a 'royal' we)

Hey! We? Who's your little friend? She's Royalty? Wadda' call her? Princess? Maybe we could double date... me and the Big Guy, you and you Little Friend?? Wadda' ya' say, Sweetness?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:04 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Exactly? Amagansett, New York.

(Long Island, but not that Long Island)

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the right coasters are truly nuts. And I bitch about my lil' 700 mile drive. Heh.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:05 pm

Well... that perked him up!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:07 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:well, I mean, not RIGHT now, because it's on the other page...

but you know what I mean.

BTW: Rian, have you come into contact with Jelly (joey) and his marvelous spanking paddle??

I met him before the burn this year...

Klown Joey, insane Joey, Joey from Deep Haus?

Joey and i first met through emial when i was recuiting Klowns and he was trying to figure out if he'd met me in a closet in B-ham.
since then, Joey has groped me numerous times, crashed a party of mine, attended my wedding, and paddled me on a number of occasions. he doesn't just have one paddle though - he has MANY.

is that the Joey? Virgin this year Joey? Camped with Area 47? (not sure if he was in Alien Monkey Love or Space Virgins...)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:08 pm

No, woodrow: she doesn't like being called Princess... it makes her feel hoity toity.

She prefers Your Highness.

and Sam, it's good to know he's back. I was getting alittle worried about him.

Stuart, have a good weekend.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:08 pm

yummy...and you're the bartender. i'm in heaven!

everyone is trying
to get to the bar
the name of the bar
the bar is called heaven
the band in heaven
they play my favorite song
play it once again
play it all night long...
heaven
heaven is a place
a place where nothing
nothing ever happens...

seemingly not here tho...ya'll have happened quite a bit since i walked away...how about a cosmo honey?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:09 pm

Sensei wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Exactly? Amagansett, New York.

(Long Island, but not that Long Island)
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the right coasters are truly nuts. And I bitch about my lil' 700 mile drive. Heh.

Fuckin' A right. Just getting to the fucking airport from here take no less than 2.5 hours. Airport dick around time 1.5 hours. Time in the air, what? like 5.5 hours? Driving SF to BRC in the VW camper something on the order of 7 hours or more. Of course, none of the connections ever pan out so travel time can get into the 20 hour range. But you're worth it Sensei. Har har har.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:10 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:No, woodrow: she doesn't like being called Princess... it makes her feel hoity toity.

She prefers Your Highness.

are you gonna create a sock for her now?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:10 pm

actually... he's a pain in the ass...

...NOT JUST ANYBODY'S ASS, MIND YOU....

Yeah, yeah... shut up...

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:11 pm

godammit where's my drink?

The Bar

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