The Bar

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:10 am

Smells like burned feathers in here. Yucky.
Not to be a knit pecker, but is that coffee fresh? That crap yesterday nearly cooked my goose.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:35 am

BigCock wrote:Smells like burned feathers in here. Yucky.
Not to be a knit pecker, but is that coffee fresh? That crap yesterday nearly cooked my goose.

that is so fowl

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:51 am

egrets worse.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:21 am

BigCock wrote:Smells like burned feathers in here. Yucky.
Not to be a knit pecker, but is that coffee fresh? That crap yesterday nearly cooked my goose.

Hey...you didn't like my stick in the mud coffee yesterday?! Heh, me either!!
Time for some frappacinos!

Whew!! Why does it smell like someone was tarred and feathered in here?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:29 pm

mmm mmm feel that frappa-caffeine coursing through.

Yes, I think the standard procedure is to pluck the chicken BEFORE flame broiling, but this crowd seems anxious to start fires. Imagine that.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:35 pm

BigCock wrote:this crowd seems anxious to start fires. Imagine that.

What scares me is that they know all about flame throwers, but nothing about kindling...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:15 pm

Hi all. Straight up vodka for me.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:31 pm

sorry sput, but fishy can't do anything straight....

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:13 pm

Sput, do you want a skittles vodka shot?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:27 pm

No skittles. Can't stand them. Straight up.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:41 am

*gets a running start, then slides across the floor in stocking feet......*

WWEEEEEEE.........!!!! Good morning, everyone!
Ok, straight up vodka for Sput, check!

*pours a couple of shots and sets them on the Bar for Sputnik. Turns and takes off towards the door, hits the skids and slides out the door*

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:47 am

OK, nearly noon my time. I can start drinking now.

Actually going to a scotch tasting tonight, so don't wait up.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:57 am

i enjoyed a wee bit too much whiskey last evening...

i am actually considering a lessening of my consumption... to a mere couple of nights a week.

it'll do my liver good.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:36 pm

Hallo? Anyone here?

I wonder if there are tranquilisers in this joint. I just can't sit still this afternoon.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:49 pm

What flavor would you like?

Helixion · Post by **Helixion** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:53 pm

Can I get one of those too, please!
If I don't get my brain off costumes for next years BM and
onto the work I'm supposed to be doing, I will be unemployed
and not going anywhere.......

Helixion · Post by **Helixion** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:00 pm

What's got you so restless, Rian?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:32 am

*fishy rinses the french press and makes the morning coffee*

Ah, RJ was here....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:07 am

Well past noon, but I could use some of that coffee. Thanks fishy

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:02 pm

Hey sput, I was playing on wikipedia and it looks like they could use some help on some of the detroit area articles, specifically on the farmer's market (or whatever it is) page...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:55 pm

anybody got any of Rob's weird liquid left over somewhere? and not the bottle used for latrine duty......

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:42 pm

Time, fishy, time. I just don't have enough to go around. Maybe I'll try to suggest this to some cow orkers who have some time.

Anyway, I'm drinking pub ale tonight. Anyone want one?

ETA: Oh, and no, CBA, I haven't seen any of that Reindeer Fucker around.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:47 pm

s'alright sput. must find out what my new avatar is all about..it's a secret Lithuanian society or something...Vilkas means 'wolf' I know.....oh forget it,
might annoy the feministtas of Washington State.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:51 pm

hmmm..interesting.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:05 pm

It's either a Lithuanian soccer team or a crack infantry brigade from the Lithuanian army...did you know that "all" Lithuanian kings died in battle?

a decidedly agreeable lot wouldn't you say? Vilkas.......great name!
Vilkas must be a brandy too....I'll have one.....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:28 am

Dang! Someone needs to make coffee and get this place going for the day.

*fishy fishes out urn and begins brewing...*

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:30 am

Coffee would be good. Maybe with some kahlua.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:32 am

How about Homer Simpson's homemade Kuluah? (Yes, he branched out from prozac.)

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:49 am

Homemade?!? Sure. Hit me.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:58 am

Here you go. And after that, I've lined up "Brownie's Hell of a Cocktail" A large diet cherry lemonade with bourbon, toxic stew chaser.