The Bar

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:26 am

Damn, this place is quiet but there's a bunch of people crashed out! I'll quietly sneak over to the fridge and get a few things I left there and be on my way.

A hookah? That sure isn't lavendar coming from over there. Gotta resist, keep moving, keep going, don't look at the hookah, don't even think about it. Gotta stay focused.

Distractions, distractions. If it's not shiny, blinky things it's something else. Off to work...at least it's like Friday for me. And I wish Joel good luck on that review and the possible bonus.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:26 am

i hate early mornings...bartender get me a tall double half decaf half double caf cappuchino with fat free milk and sugar substitute...

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:32 am

Slides a tall double half decaf half double caf cappuchino with fat free milk and sugar substitute to Panic.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:33 am

Pago Pago Octopus drip, please. This funeral organizing bizniz takes it out of a fish.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:18 am

plugs Pago Pago Octopus drip into fishy bowl.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:33 am

phase 1 of my evaluation is over, 14 out of possible 14.
to improve, i must get a better sense of humor (isn't going to happen soon) and improve the cellphone list for my boss.

i haven't heard about a bonus amount.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:45 am

thanks mozy..
takes a sip of his tall double half decaf half double caf cappuchino with fat free milk and sugar substitute
spits it back out all over the bar
eeeaaaaaaggggghhhhh....now i remember why i dont drink this shit...can i have a cup of maxwell house balck....and a shot of kahlua

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:48 am

Coffee, kahlua...coming up.

I think I'll have a black russian.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:48 am

i just got done watchin the new willy wonka movie...anyone else see this piece of crap...i want to organize a boycott against johnnydepp...but hes soooooooooooo dreamy........
slides off to be alone with his fantasies

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:01 am

gamma romeo omega alpha nausia

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:02 am

snaps out of his daydream
what was i talkin about?...oh yeah willy wonka...right, so like, midgets scare me, especially umpa loompas..BUT! what willy wonka did to them was wrong...slavery ended loke 40 years ago and then willy wonka cruises over to umpaloompaville...kidnaps these guys, cages them...feeds them so much chocolate they develop a chemical dependency to cocoa...then he restricts the supply and makes them work 14-15 hour days 7 days a week...no breaks no food...not even a ciggarette break....and on top of it makes them sing and dance for his amusement and clean up the bodies after he slaughters little kids and leaves them layin around the factory....i mean for christs sake....give the creepy little guys a break
FREE THE UMPA LOOMPAS!!!!!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:08 am

Christ can you keep it down? Umpa loompa .... next you'll be blasting a tuba and striking up a brass band.

crawls under never ending blanket

here robbi ....

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:13 am

if your not part of the solution your part of the problem.....

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:21 am

pops head out from under NEB

Are they vegetarians? Huh? I mean who's the real victim here? Who's the perpetrator?

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:28 am

YOU! and people like you who turn a blind eye to the plight of the enslaved umpa loompas!! your all a part of a vast conspiracy that goes all the way up to the man....willy wonka himself...the head slavemaster

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:31 am

Well I've never seen the tuba playing midgets in my life, and their boss can wonka his own willy all he wants. I'm going back to sleep.

Anyone got aspirin?

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:34 am

tosses BC a couple of tylenol 4 pills
sorry my bad...go back to sleep

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:50 am

Hush, hush. Let the Li'l Red Rooster sleep.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:52 am

you gonna eat that?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:58 am

There's enough for everybody. CANNIBALS!

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:59 am

what...big cock? no its all yours doug

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:15 am

The rooster sleeps on, unaware of the hungry glances cast his way. CANNIBALS!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:27 am

cock bolts for door, handing DP the PGGB recipe on way out
Bwaaawk! Free range here I come!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:36 am

Dang! He was the life of the party. Back to putting antenna serial numbers in the little boxes.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:50 am

DontPanic wrote:snaps out of his daydream
what was i talkin about?...oh yeah willy wonka...right, so like, midgets scare me, especially umpa loompas..BUT! what willy wonka did to them was wrong...slavery ended loke 40 years ago and then willy wonka cruises over to umpaloompaville...kidnaps these guys, cages them...feeds them so much chocolate they develop a chemical dependency to cocoa...then he restricts the supply and makes them work 14-15 hour days 7 days a week...no breaks no food...not even a ciggarette break....and on top of it makes them sing and dance for his amusement and clean up the bodies after he slaughters little kids and leaves them layin around the factory....i mean for christs sake....give the creepy little guys a break
FREE THE UMPA LOOMPAS!!!!!

Note to Self: have a drunken conversation with DontPanic about the house elves in the Harry Potter books.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:32 pm

Did I just cause a sock to be born?

All about Hermione

Joined: 12 Jan 2006

*fishy swims to her quiet place and bites the end of her fins.*

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:23 pm

Must be those house elves that did it...

Butter beer, anyone??

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Creme Soda (can also use root beer or seltzer water for different flavor)

Butter

Heavy cream

Butterscotch sauce

Put the butterscotch and butter in a small bowl, heat and combine. Put soda into cup, put in microwave and heat slightly (don't kill the fizz). Add dollop of Buter/butterscotch mix to soda, then add dash of cream. Stir gently and serve.

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I'm gonna have to try this. Maybe add... hmm... dash of Root BEer Schnapps for adult version?

bb

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:29 pm

OOOOoooooooooooooooh! Theme Camp Idea:
Hogwart's Playcadamy of Magic Bar

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:33 pm

25 default world minutes to beer

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:38 pm

Hop into the time machine NOW!! Who cares if it rips the fabric of SpaceTime--Beer is important.