Jihad Barbie!MisaBlue wrote:
Oh, I've been waiting for one of these!
edit: dammit, fooled by a spammer. Aargh.
Jihad Barbie!MisaBlue wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:Rabbi is right, get the hell off this thread, there are literally thousands of other threads you can drop your wit on, This one is mine, and my invited guests.
So STOP POSTING!

Now that's a great deal.BAS wrote:I'll stop posting for a mere US$250,000.00-- a true bargain!
But wait, there's more!
For only an additional US$500,000.00, I will stop posting in ANY Open Discussion thread-- freeing up a truly great amount of bandwidth!
But don't get out that checkbook/credit card/money order/truckload of pennies just yet! There is MORE!!!
For only an additional US$1,000,000.00 I will go so far as to merely LURK on ePlaya! A bargain nearly impossible to beat!
But only nearly--
For an only additional US$2,250,000.00 I will leave ePlaya altogether, leaving you in complete peace. Now that is a bargain impossible to beat at any price!*
Send your payment today, with no delay!
*offer subject to change without notice. May be void in some jurisdictions. An annual payment of US$250,000.00 is required to kept non-posting and all other agreements in effect. Offer may end without prior notice. No guarantees are made during periods of extreme drunkenness. Alternative methods of payment may (or may not) be considered. If you have read all of this, you may have entirely too much free time on your hands.
