The Bar

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:26 pm

Pulls the lid of an oak whisky barrel. Sticks hand in with sound of small glass bottles. Ah haa! Mozy puts the next whisky on the bar.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:32 pm

More scotch?!?

(Grabs bottle and downs it... begins to bounce up and down with glee)

Go, Go... Go again, Mozy!!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:37 pm

Pulls the lid of an oak whisky barrel. Sticks hand in with sound of small glass bottles. Ah haa! Mozy puts the next whisky on the bar.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:40 pm

Ohhh... Blanton... I’ve never tried that one!

(Pops off the horse-topped cork and downs it)

(Claps front paws happily)

Do it again, Do it again!! This is fun... *hic*

(sits down on bar stool beside Mozy... eyes barrel with great expectation)

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:41 pm

Pulls the lid of an oak whisky barrel. Sticks hand in with sound of small glass bottles. Ah haa! Mozy puts the next whisky on the bar.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:47 pm

Hoh, boy... that label sure hass crooked lookin’ words on it.

(Grabs bottle and downs it... tosses empty, without looking, over his shoulder and into the glass recycle bin)

Mohzy, Mohzy!!! Do hit hagain!!

(Looks at barrel again... is distracted by the swivel of the stool seat... looks down and grabs the edge of the bartop then gives himself a spin on the bar stool seat)

Wheeeee!!!

(Grabs again and spins)

WHEEEEEE!!!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:48 pm

you know this could work on the playa.

oak whisky barrel bar. never know what you will get.

the bar is the barrel.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:53 pm

last one Heh heheh

Pulls the lid of an oak whisky barrel. Sticks hand in with sound of small glass bottles. Ah haa! Mozy puts the next whisky on the bar.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:53 pm

(Black cat looks a bit... well... a bit off. His eyelids are starting to look a little heavy and he is beginning to sway back and forth slightly. Little cartoon-like spritzy-bubbles are starting to float around his head)

*hic*

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:57 pm

YeeHaw!!! Hit’s DEEEE LUX!!!

(Grabs the little brown jug, hugs it and falls backwards onto the barroom floor)

(Though he landed with a thump and a cloud of dust, he has a smile on his face)

Youuu sthaved the best for lassht.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:02 pm

you better lay over there on the neb untill I get back.

Mozy runs out the door.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:03 pm

Naw... I’m a headin’ up to thuh top of that there wall cabinet...

(Squints one eye... head weaving back and forth, doing the “kitty-butt-wiggle thing”he prepares to jump)

(He leaps and grabs the top of the cabinets with his front paws. He hangs there for a moment, back legs kicking, albeit slowly, to get purchase, then pulls himself up.)

Looks like a nice soft spot...

(Circles around, lays down and is out like a light)

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:38 pm

evening folks, just wandering in from a day of hanging out, window shopping tools and driking beer with a very good friend.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:24 pm

Hello Joel, and hello all bar patrons. I feel like tonight will be a creative night! (CLARK makes a full pot of coffee, gets headphones ready for making music, and pen and journal ready for poems/notes.) Now, we wait

regionalchaos · Post by **regionalchaos** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:26 pm

joel the ornery wrote:evening folks, just wandering in from a day of hanging out, window shopping tools and driking beer with a very good friend.

Sounds like a good day!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:31 pm

regionalchaos wrote:
joel the ornery wrote:evening folks, just wandering in from a day of hanging out, window shopping tools and driking beer with a very good friend.
Sounds like a good day!

it was a good day, thanks RC
still enjoying the day with soem rolling rocks and eventually sleepy time.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:33 pm

Hey RC! A fellow Oregonian, nice!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:41 pm

(CLARK whispers to the breeze...(((Sputnik)))...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:43 pm

* stumbles into the bar with a lost look on his face *

Hello,.... HellOooo,... figures my timing has been off all week,....

* Goes behind the bar and makes himself a rum and diet pepsi *

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:46 pm

Hey there Z.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:49 pm

Sputnik It’s good to see you what cane I get you?

Nothen to complicated I’m not much of a bar tender

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:52 pm

The just give me whatever you're making. It's been a long day

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:56 pm

I’m having diet pepsi and bar rum, cheep easy and does the trick

* sets a glass on the bar for sputnik *

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:57 pm

What’cha been up to today?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:09 pm

My son has been throwing up all day long. I thought we were out of the woods, but I moved him to his bed and he did it again. Gotta go.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:11 pm

Poor kid,.. Poor Papa, take care

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:37 pm

* wandering around the empty bar, Zule sees a curious looking screw cap on the side of the wall *

I wonder what this is, water for the hot tub?

* he unscrews the top but stops a moment just short of removing it *

This seems like the sort of thing that might not be a good Idea,..... Oh what the hell

* one more quarter turn and the cap shoots out of his hand across the room as air hisses out of the plastic tube*

Shit!
* Zule runs over looking for the lost cap, unable to find it he runs back and searches for something to plug the hole to no avail . He runs behind the bar and opens a bottle of champagne taking the cork back and jams it in the tube,.... It hold a moment the shoots out hitting him in the head, knocking him down. The whole Bar is deflating , the ceiling is coming down and the walls are caving in .*

Save the booze!

* Zule stumbles to the bar and grabs a cooler and as many bottle as he can carry and drags the out the door, the runs back in to get more and the whole Bar collapses on him*..................................................

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:57 pm

Bin Noddin crawls through the door of the rapidly deflating bar, feels his way to the open valve, takes a deep breath and reinflates the bar. I knew going to law school would be good for something, after all. Eyes bulging, he desperately looks around for the lost cap.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:20 pm

* sounding as though it came from under a pile of laundry *

Here it is, I found it! I remember because it said “Annie Green Springs” On it.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:27 pm

Oh, Bin Noddin you don’t look so good maybe we should just find the door and have a drink out of the cooler.