DAMMIT BILL !!!

[Elorrum]

Dammit Bill! After short weeks to do merchandising tasks, Black Friday, Black Friday weekend, cyber fucking Monday (in store pickup), now the corporate bosses are having an investor walk in OUR store Monday, so MORE crazy clean and prep, amidst a major reset, temperamental co-workers, and tomorrow I finally get a day off. AND BILL< REALLY? I get a cold?! Dammit!

[FIGJAM]

Dammit Bill, Fishy can't find you!!!!

[MyDearFriend]

Dammit Bill !!! how did I miss all this news???

(((Elorrum)))

(((Fishy)))

(((FIGJAM)))

[theCryptofishist]

Dammit Bill!! Now I look like an idiot!


(Thanks, FIGJAM)

[Thecatman]

Dammit Bill! After short weeks to do merchandising tasks, Black Friday, Black Friday weekend, cyber fucking Monday (in store pickup),

I learned on channel 8 news at 6:30 news this evening that today is "SUPER SATURDAY".

[AntiM]

Dammit Bill, diverticulitis? Now? Fuck you.

[MyDearFriend]

(((AuntiM))) Dammit that sucks anytime, but not the best xmas present, at all.

[AntiM]

Thanks. So far, things are settling down. I really, really hope it was just a kerfluffel, and will resolve itself. Generally, I think I'm doomed.

[delle]

I knew I wasn't unfellable, but seriously. A little TOE?

Thought for sure I'd broken it given the weird angle seemingly poking out under that angry red swelling, but CELLULITIS?

Sounds like some old person's disease. Like Diverticulitis or something (wink, wink.... )

And Dammit Bill. If it had to happen, could it not at least have happened to a toe I knew a name for?


Not "the ring toe", (which Ken describes it as for it's position in the line-up) because "the ring toe" in our family is most definitely the toe next to the big toe. That toe that likes to think it's a long lithe finger. Not that one.

Not the middle toe.

Not the pinky toe -- the one next to it.

One of those damned forgettable in-betweener kids whose name I can never remember!


Anyhow, it won't be creeping up my foot any longer. The antibiotic fight hath BEGUN!!!

So now this toe needs a name. Way to get noticed, little guy! Dammit.

[Patsh]

is it Dwight dePied?

[FIGJAM]

Dammit Bill, it's the little piggy that had none!

[delle]

is it Dwight dePied?

Dweft. Dwight is his cousin twice-thrice removed.

And Dammit Figgy, it still looks like the porky piggy who got it ALL.

[FIGJAM]

Dammit Bill, she's been between the roast beef eater and the one going home all this time.

That wee wee wee has to be annoying.

I'm guessing she got depressed and tried to end it all!

[delle]

Perhaps it was a plea for recognition of its hardship in an unfair caste system.

Dammit Bill, that wee song needs to be BANNED.

(edited to add Mr. Delle's musing that maybe it's continual backsplash from the wee wee on the neighbour toe that got to it)

[FIGJAM]

Dammit Bill, I get excited when I'm on my way HOME!

Maybe not wee, wee, wee excited, but still!

[sadie]

Dammit Bill...why do you keep letting the dog destroy the styrofoam faucet covers and mooping up the backyard with a million tiny bits of staticky foam balls? Today's kill makes seven...dammit


(first world problem)

[theCryptofishist]

Dammit, Bill! Why don't you let people know that they can post first world problems here!

[sadie]

Well Dammit Bill !! In that case, why did you make dental work trump a bike rack purchase this month...

[MyDearFriend]

Dammit Bill why did you MOVE THE FUCKING MASON-DIXON LINE AGAIN ????

We have got six inches of flaky fluffy glittery SNOW outside, and it's still fucking falling! In DC! In MARCH. And not early March, either. Grumble grumble grumble We have not had the streets cleaned since OCTOBER, dammit! and the storm drains are choked with trash, so, if this damned snow ever does melt there will be nowhere for it to go and we will all drown...

*grumble*

*grumble*

*sob*

[trilobyte]

Dammit, Bill, the power's gone out. Strange modern times that we live in, it seems like less of an inconvenience now. Charged up devices with strong signal and fast data make calling and internet easy, and the power company's web site makes it easy to look up status and report on the outage. Dammit Bill, they thought of everything, and will even shoot me a text message with updates on the situation. Time to do some stuff around the house to kill time...

[Elorrum]

DAMMIT BILL! Just found out my nephew who got married to an awesome young woman right before Christmas is moving home, and his wife is not going to be his wife anymore. I don't know the details, Bill. I guess we are not supposed to speak to this person again. I saw them get married, spent Christmas day with them, and now that person is supposed to be dead to me. What's the world coming to? How can family just stop like that, so soon?

[Joeln]

Dammit Bill you ignorant slut! Why didn't you tell me about this thread sooner.

[Elorrum]

DAMMIT, BILL! Came home from a rushed 8 hr. drive to LA yesterday, packed u-haul, drove back dark thirty this morning, unpacked u-haul and two cars for my nephew who is mum about the reasons. Came home to have a well deserved cold beverage, and my refrigerator is dead. The light is on, but no fan, and no cool. I threw away all the food in the refrigerator. Luckily I had a couple of two quart bottles of ice in the freezer, so although all the soup and meat has melted, it hasn't spoiled YET. Bill, when my refrigerator went bad in the fall, why didn't they replace it? It's worse than having an unreliable car.

[Elorrum]

DAMMIT BILL! Nothing like coming home from a bad day and getting slapped electronically for an honest mistake. Bill, I knew you'd understand, it's just the icing on a shit cupcake.

[sadie]

Dammit Bill!! Dammit. To. Hell. My car got beat to shit by baseball size hail today. Lost the entire rear hatch window AND the sunroof. The windshield is cracked all to hell too and will have to be replaced. Dammit. Not to mention a tail light and giant craters all over the rest of it.
AND our beautiful theatre marquee looks like swiss cheese.

[Joeln]

Ouch Sadie!

[ygmir]

well Sadie, at least you're not a bird or small animal out there.........

[Elorrum]

Oh no,Sadie. Dammit, Bill!

[unjonharley]

Yes, damit bill! ((sadie))

[Thecatman]

Dang sadie!
And I thought I had it bad this past winter, while driving to work: just north of Carson City, a car in front of me hit a deer and I ran over it. My car just had several scratches on the "plastic" bumper under the right headlight.