Fuck!

[diane o'thirst]

You're a fucking hero, Evil Dust Booger! Go ahead and pull out the good wine, toast yourself, you fucking earned it!

[EvilDustBooger]

Thanks Diane.
I give a lot of the credit to my son.

Good guys kind of won this time.

[Kinetic IV]

FUCK!

Everything's royally fucked.

[DontPanic]

FFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK.......im in conneticut....everynight i go to sleep and for 8 hours im back home...then i wake up in a halfway house...sleeping on a couch...in a house with 25 other guys...only two bathrooms....


must remember....

[Lorgasm]

Are we fuckin' there yet?!?!?!

[tigerlillie]

TALK ABOUT HAVING A FUCKED UP WEEK!!!!

1. MY AUNT STEALS MY CHECKBOOK WITH A NEW PAD OF CHECKS AND BOUNCES SEVERAL HUNDRED DOLLARS ALL OVER TOWN.

2. I DISCOVER THIS WHILE I AM DOING MY ONLINE BANKING ON FRIDAY NIGHT.
3. SHE IS SO FUCKED UP AND DRUNK AND PASSED OUT THAT I GO OVER TO HER HOUSE PISSED OFF TO THE EXTREME TO REALLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER. I AM THAT MAD.
4. FUCK, SATURDAY, I FILE A POLICE REPORT, HAVE HER ARRESTED AND PRESSED CHARGES, OPEN NEW ACCOUNT, FUCK, THEY SAY, YOU HAVE IMMEDIATE ACCESS TO ALL THE RETURNED STOLEN FUNDS OF 675.00 ETC....GO GET GAS......TONIGHT FUCK...CHECKING NEW ACCOUNT.......OVERDRAFT FEES OUT THE ASS......FOR NEW ACCOUNT....BECAUSE DEPOSIT HIT NEXT DAY....FUCK..CALL BANK...RETURN MY OVERDRAFT FEE YOUR ERROR.... NO PROBLEM.....
THEN TO FUCKIN TOP IT ALL OFF... I HAVE PNEUMONIA.....THANK GOD THE AU PAIR AND THE NANNY ARE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF THE CHILDREN.............................FUCKIN BAD WEEK

[Badger]

Maybe it's your kharma.

For those 1500+ posts a few years back that drove out 80% of the old timers.

Remember?

[tigerlillie]

I am sorry, Badger but I am unaware of what you are talking about, yes bad Kharma, just "Call Me Earl" it really has not been my year, with the death of my husband right before the birth of my triplets. Yes, I come from a wealthy family from Virginia. My husband and I both had excellent jobs, and my husband had a life insurance policy worth $$$$
and I still work a high powerful job.....with little to no time to post....

but things are slowing down a little and I thought what the heck.....make a dive back in..... tigerlillie....Norfolk, Va...

[Kinetic IV]

Badger: You're thinking of Lilly Flower.

[Badger]

Badger: You're thinking of Lilly Flower.

And so I was.

Tigerlillie, I ask your pardon and forgiveness for my mistake.

[DVD Burner]

FUCKING DAMN SPAMMERS!

[diane o'thirst]

So my friend takes me to the fucking doctor a couple days ago, dayful of appointments. So she got the short straw and had to drive her family's big-ass fucking truck. That's no big deal to me, I got long fucking legs and I can just fucking swing right up into the seat.

But we go to the medical building's parking garage, with these teeny fucking spaces, and we spent about five minutes backing, filling, getting the truck aligned so we don't scrunch the other cars on either side of us. Finally I just said, "That's fine, there's about a foot clearance on both sides, this is as good as you're gonna get let's go in" because we were going to be late.

So here's the punchline. My friend took her whole day out to help me because the fucking doc's doing an alien probe thing on me and I couldn't drive myself because of the sedatives they hit me with. She took her daughter to school early, and took out her whole day FOR ME. And has to drive this fucking BOAT of a pickup on top of it. All this kindness, and you know what fucking happened?

While we were in the doctor's office, some FUCKING DICKWIPE with an attitude like a bedpan leaves this note on her windshield, 'YOUR PARKING SUCKS, <u>YOU FUCKHEAD!"</u>

The very fucking nerve! No good deed goes unpunished, I guess. Bringing poison and arrogance to a place of healing, yet. Maybe his prick's shrivelling up and he thinks that kind of fucking insolence will make it better. If there's any justice in the fucking universe, he'll get an allergic reaction to his meds!

[AntiM]

Fuck. Minor trivial fuck on a cold snowy day, but the fucker who stole my ebay account deleted all my favorite sellers too. fucking fucker. Not a big deal in the general way the world turns, but I'm annoyed as hell.

[Nightterror]

Hi everyone!

Fuuuuckk me. I was changing a light switch last night and burned out the master breaker switch. So we had no electricity and we have a three week old baby and live in reno and it was fucking cold last night. Oh yeah - we have electric heat or not as the case was last night.

And then - and then - the wife got mad at me (won't say why but she was right.)

So this morning I get to work after a cold lonely night and I find out that the conference in Georgia next month is cancelled. I had a two day layover in LA to hang with friends and thats all in the shitter now.

So - FUCK.

[tigerlillie]

Hey Badger---no problem, no need to apologize--


Finally getting this fucked up mess of stolen checks cleaned up!!
Man.....Sometimes I wish I could have fallen through with my first
reactions and was able to get her awake out of her drunken stupor and
smack her around. Fuck......now all I her is ooohhh poorr aunittieeee...she is so fucked up because she drinks to much..Fuck...they have no clue has to the mess she has created for me...Fuck...thank god
she only got hold of only one of my check accounts and not all 5...fucking double dam.

[tigerlillie]

Listen, to someone with experience, I have a 13 year old, a 4 year old and a set of 5month old triplets, believe me hormones rule, post partam
depression sucks ass. fuck it..believe me....

[cowboyangel]

FUCKING DAMN SPAMMERS!

don't worry DV, spammers do go to a special place in hell where they have to write out the contents of each and everyone of their pathetic little messages a million times......then locate all the people living or dead, whom they offended and appologize ....and then start all over again


by the way do you need a cheap line on mortgages and chialis?

[Kinetic IV]

FUCK!
Multiple issues, multiple reasons = exponential chaos.
Note to self: Anything that doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
And it will get better. But still, FUCK!!!

[EvilDustBooger]

SHIT!













oops. sorry.












I mean....


FUCK!!!

[DVD Burner]

SHIT!








oops. sorry.












I mean....


FUCK!!!

UUUMMMM, Yeah.

What happened to the fucking "Shit" Thread?

Oh yeah, and I have been wanting to say for the longest, this was totally fucking funny:

Maybe it's your kharma.

For those 1500+ posts a few years back that drove out 80% of the old timers.

Remember?

Badger: You're thinking of Lilly Flower.

totally fuckin hilarious.

[diane o'thirst]

Don't panic yet. They haven't hauled out the fucking burkas yet.
Just lobby the holy fucking daylights out of your state legislatures to pass "Duty To Dispense" laws pronto, Tonto.

[EvilDustBooger]

Yeah. Hearing about the fuckers on NPR right now.

FUCK!!

[DVD Burner]

How long do you think it will take for the fucking "Washington Taliban" to pass laws that will try and ban Burningman?






Those damn Tiny pee pee fuckers.

[EvilDustBooger]

I can`t fucking wait to see the fucking state of the onion speech tonight.

[DVD Burner]

What would be spectacular is if someone up there in congress was actually smart enough to think that by letting fucking Alito in the supreme fuckers club, it would be a trap for all the Tiny pee pee fuckers to all be connected to criminal doings so all corrupt Tiny pee pee fuckers could go to prison. Not federal prison, STATE FUCKIN PRISON where they all belong.

(I call them Tiny pee pee fuckers because they all have one so small they do pee pee holes.)


Damn pee pee fuckers.

[diane o'thirst]

The fucking onion's okay, it's being sautéed in preparation for dinner. I prefer to to call fucking Bush's jibba-jabba session the "State of Misrule" speech.

Don't fucking bother, JtO. You're in the fucking oublieyet.

[AntiM]

Fuck. My SIL borrowed the trailblazer to chauffer her son to a dance, then she decided to return it in better shape than she borrowed it in. Took it to a carwash, high pressure water, blew off my burning man magnetic stickers. Wah! Fuck! I have an extra BRC, but my Inner Child Honor Student is gone forever.

And now she's fucking upset and will hide from me for weeks; she doesn't get over things and is afraid I'll be angry forever. Fuck, she's making me feel bad for something she did.

Trivial in the long run, but Fuck!

[Simply Joel]

The fucking onion's okay, it's being sautéed in preparation for dinner. I prefer to to call fucking Bush's jibba-jabba session the "State of Misrule" speech.

Don't fucking bother, JtO. You're in the fucking oublieyet.

did i fucking do something fucking noteworthy to deserve honorable fucking mention here?

no, i don't believe i did.

[DVD Burner]

FUUUUCK!


it's all good and I can't say why. (work related.)




But.......FUCK! AKA; Fuckin' Aye!

[Kinetic IV]

Fuck!
Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will, and at the worst possible time.
As bad as it is you gotta pick yourself up, dust off, and try again.
But I can't gripe too much because while there is some bad stuff going on there's also some very positive things happening that helps offset it.

Things can only get better.....but until then: FUCK!!!!