The Bar

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:52 pm

Crackerjack? Time fo a parrrrtaaaaayyyy.........

Oh me oh my I am gonna need a cab tonight.....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 2:30 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:i hAvE FiNaLLy rEcOvErEd fRoM mY rEjEcTiOn iN mY tHeSiS fIaScO aNd i nEeD a dRiNk. i sAw tHaT HeLiTaCk wAs hErE LaSt nIgHt, dO yOu LiVe nEaR LaS vEgAs, i aM vIsItInG UnLv nExT wEeK.

Yes I do, why do you ask?
Hey, Bartender, could I have an xtra hot Tecate', feeling a little dry at this moment in time.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 4:05 pm

helitack wrote:
uBeRpLaYa wrote:i hAvE FiNaLLy rEcOvErEd fRoM mY rEjEcTiOn iN mY tHeSiS fIaScO aNd i nEeD a dRiNk. i sAw tHaT HeLiTaCk wAs hErE LaSt nIgHt, dO yOu LiVe nEaR LaS vEgAs, i aM vIsItInG UnLv nExT wEeK.
Yes I do, why do you ask?
Hey, Bartender, could I have an xtra hot Tecate', feeling a little dry at this moment in time.

Uber...you didn't by chance submit your thesis in your eplaya font did you??

just kidding kiddo. here's a big hug to ya and a little kiss.....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 4:11 pm

Heading out on the open playa for a halloween party soon. I need a little something to get me going. Anyone serving tonight?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:51 pm

cowboyangel wrote:
helitack wrote:
uBeRpLaYa wrote:i hAvE FiNaLLy rEcOvErEd fRoM mY rEjEcTiOn iN mY tHeSiS fIaScO aNd i nEeD a dRiNk. i sAw tHaT HeLiTaCk wAs hErE LaSt nIgHt, dO yOu LiVe nEaR LaS vEgAs, i aM vIsItInG UnLv nExT wEeK.
Yes I do, why do you ask?
Hey, Bartender, could I have an xtra hot Tecate', feeling a little dry at this moment in time.
Uber...you didn't by chance submit your thesis in your eplaya font did you??

just kidding kiddo. here's a big hug to ya and a little kiss.....

nO i dIdN't SiLLy, bUt mAyBe iN hInDsIgHt i sHoUld hAvE sUbMiTTeD iT tHiS wAy. HeLiTaCk, cOuLd yOu HeLp mE FiNd tHiNgS aRoUnD LaS vEgAs? i mAy bE aTTeNdInG UnLv sTaRtInG iN jAnUaRy.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:45 pm

Night of the Living Dead
E-playans leave their keyboards to walk the earth amongst the unsuspecting masses. I alone am left to tell the tale.........

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:53 pm

*wanders around the bar pushing chairs in and picking up nut goodie wrappers*

where can you even get these anymore.

*Puts wrappers in the fire place, stacks up wood to make a fire*

Guess I'll put some coffee on and see if any strangers wander by.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 11:19 pm

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 11:21 pm

I live on the highway
Near the Puppet Motel
I log in every day
I know the neighborhood well.
Now about the residents
of the Puppet Motel
They're more than a little spooky
and most of them are mean.
They're runnin' the numbers
they're playin' cops and robbers
down in the dungeons
inside their machines.
Cause they don't know what's really real now
they're havin' fourth dimensional dreams
their minds are out on bail now
and real is only what it seems.
And all of the puppets in this digital jail
they're runnin' around in a frenzy
in search of the holy grail.
They're havin' virtual sex.
They're eatin' virtual food.
No wonder these puppets
are always in a lousy mood.
so if you think we live in a modern world
were everything is clean and swell
take a walk on the B side of town
down by the Puppet Motel
take a whiff, Burning plastic.
I drink a cup of coffee I try to revive
My mind's a blank I'm barely alive
my nerves are shot I feel like hell
Guess it's time to check in
at the Puppet Motel.
Boot up. Good afternoon. Pause.
Oooo. I really like the way you talk.
Pardon me. Shut down.

Laurie Anderson

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 11:22 pm

Hello Cowboyangel!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 11:33 pm

1 Registered, 1 Hidden and 10 Guests

You, no not him, you, the Guest, why don't you sign up right now and start posting, say any thing you want to, express yourself, or come on back here and let us all know what's on your mind.
this is a wonderful opportunity most of the jaded old timers won't be back for a long time.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 11:42 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Night of the Living Dead
E-playans leave their keyboards to walk the earth amongst the unsuspecting masses. I alone am left to tell the tale.........

Not me, just got off a 8 hour SAR and EMS transport, I need a freekin beer. uberplaya, I dont know what you want me to show you in Vegas, can you be more specific?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 11:46 pm

Here you go one black and white generic Beer.

I think she wants a place to stay and someone to hang out with.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 11:57 pm

I'll take the generic beer, reminds me of " Repo Man". I think uberplaya might be surprised when she meets me though.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:00 am

yup this is vintage beer at least I haven't seen it around for a long long time, I always thought the black on white labeled stuff was better than the black on yellow, but past a point bad is bad....

Or who knows Helitack your profile says you’re an
"Incurable Romantic" and she did just break up with her boyfriend.

Sure I'm teasing, but maybe you should PM her

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:05 am

helitack wrote:I'll take the generic beer, reminds me of " Repo Man". I think uberplaya might be surprised when she meets me though.

Why you have more or less than the average number of appendages.

tell us about your self,.... I know I must come off as nosy or weird but I like to try to find out what the people behind the avatars are like, I think of it as a community building thing and I consider the e-playans as my friends and want to know about them

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:11 am

Right number of appendages, I wrote her so she might not be all that surprized. We did meet ina manner of speaking on the Esplanade. could I get another of those vintage brews.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:13 am

sure here you go, you want it in a Flintstones glass ?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:16 am

Yes, of course a flintstones glass, and I gotta make it the last one, I am in a helicopter all day tomorrow starting at zero dark thirty. Nightall

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:20 am

So ah I guess being an EMT has it's ups and downs...... sorry couldn't resist.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:53 am

~screen door opens, dust falls from it~

hello!

~stomp stomp stomp~

yes, a stohli screwdriver would be fine!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:00 am

hello?!

~jumps over bar, impatiently~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:02 am

~jumps back over bar, still impatient~`

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:19 am

~jumps back over bar, no longer patient, butt doctor-ing drinks~

Anyone care for a screwdriver or piledriver or whoa! Lookee here!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:22 am

~grinds beans & set cold water above percolator~

Good night, owl!

See you in the day.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:30 am

He thinks he is alone.

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 2:07 am

she gingerly opens the door, sees that the bar is empty, and decides to slink up to the bar anyway... grateful that there's no one to spy her dishelved-ness (her mascara is smeared, lipstick almost gone, dress nearly falling off, another halloween party in san francisco and it's all par for the course), she grabs the long, blond wig off of her head and tosses it onto a barstool... while ruffling her hair and rolling her shoulders, she cries out to tisha that she needs a martini and to make it quick...

delisha!!! i need a martini and make it quick!!!

tisha2 wrote: i've gotta bug out kids...laundry to fold...

she makes her own damn martini and takes it to go... ("martini to go" meaning a damned bottle of icy vodka) she's got to get out of this corset, anyway...

what kind of best friend closes the bar at 2am, anyway???[/u]

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 5:38 am

Oh my head! But not that way. I let the dead barbers have their way with me last night. They put some kind of gel on my hair that is harder to get out than playa dust.

Coffee....ahhh....thanks for setting it up nipples.

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robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:35 am

Happy fucking Halloween Sputnik, Nipples
I guess we're the only one's here. That coffee looks mighty thick. Could I have a pinch of it in a flintstone glass of hot water? I'll need all the condiments too.

Oh, the dress? I'm a War Widow this year. Ain't it deliciously opportune? Just a reality check for those not paying attention to world affaires.

Just a couple cups of your famous coffee-paint, and I'll be off. I have a long day of being ornery today.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:16 am

Good morning all and happy halloween....

Can anyone give me pointers on getting whiskey out of a giant shark costume? I also need to Febreeze the shit out of it to get the smell of bar out of it.

Damn so how is everyones halloween so far?

Jason