The BOOBY BAR! 2008

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:12 pm

No no...It's better last year!

Which is why I am working overtime this year, 'cause last year was fukkin' AWESOME

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:10 pm

Yea, Pyro's is Thursday... I think at 6.... So that'll be a busy night for us....... But I think the timing is all good......

BTW......... Everyone needs to know................

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:29 pm

I think were all RIGHT!
before after and during...and dont forget your CUP!
hahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

plowman · Post by **plowman** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:11 pm

Hey Boob'barians,
I had an idea ( doesn't happen much) (so please bear with me)
Has there ever been a "Stag" party at a "Booby Bar"? On the playa??
We could make it happen. I was thinking Wednsday night.
What's the theme that night?
What do you think??

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:49 am

Well Plowman... I beleive Wednesday night is those "gosh darned hippy night?" NickCollide do I have that right?

But as far as a plan...hahhaaaaa
This IS burningman....were talking about...how bout ya'll just show up and party with us!
Thats easier.....no plan!

I did plans and schedules last year...it was stressful ...and it tasted
funny?~!

Im trying to NOT do anything more then attempting to put the right costume on for the right night.....that is all!~

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:59 am

Hay there Boobiebarians. Yes, the Seventh Annual Eplaya/3playa Meet & Greet will be held again at 6 p.m. Thursday at Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro, which will be on a major corner as part of Wheeeee!Ville. But that's not to say we aren't excited to participate in other camps' parties during the week as well. I do think we'll be spending a fair amount of time at the Booby Bar. Again.

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:25 pm

Kind of addicting, huh?

Yes, Wednesday is "Gawd-Damned Hippies" Night, but really, isn't every night "stag" night? Folks wander in by the ones and twos sometimes and a dozen at a throw other times...

No cover charge

No drink minimum

and none of that "No Shirt / No shoes = No Service" bullshizz either!

It's the best Gawd-Damned Hippie bar on the playa (can I get an AMEN?)!!

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:36 pm

FLUCK... I must have not clicked that notify button. What did I miss.

Ah, doesn't matter. This thread was better last year.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:50 am

fucking Rat Bastard! HAHHAHAHAAA!

We just woke up...can we get some coffeee po-lease!

Cant ya let a girl get her panty's on before ya start in!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAA

And for all you newb's and new to the Booby Bar...lets do some BUMPING!

Please read the following completely if your concidering the Booby bar as a camp.
We are family, we dont like Drama, and we dont like flakes!
We work our M'F'asssssss off during set up and break down and daily mooping....its not a walk in set up camp on 1stmonday...never to be seen (except your damn trash and belongngs strung all over camp) till 2nd monday when you sneak back into camp gather what crap you can see in the dark, and bail before everyone wakes up for break down.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Yes...we Boob'barians are coming back in CRAZY fun force!

We will be hand selecting new recruits this yr as well....So if you love to bartend, and meet great and interesting people...
(sometimes its like the whole playa come to you!)
Please contact
"Pinemom" or "Thisisthatwhichis"(TiTWi) or "NickCollide"
BooBarians Mayors!

It is very early for some people to make this kind of comitment.
Please make sure you've checked out all other aspects of camping, before you make the decesion to camp with us.

Last year we did have some peeps who thought they wanted to camp with us, and at the last minute faded off the map and were never heard from again.

This is a Drama Free Camp!

Virgins, both male and female are incouraged to apply, we were all Virgins once in our lives!
But you must read the survival guide 32 times and be radically self reliant!

The BOOBY BAR is not a looky loo Bar, although because of its name... well you know...the frat boys n Gals float in from time to time

To re-fresh memories the BOOBY BAR is just that....
2 large Mammorie on the playa that can be seen from google space.

They hold many sets of breasts when open, men, women, boobs(comical kind), boobie birds, people with one boob, people with no boobs, people with new boob's people with old boobs people with little or Big boobs.

They are also meant to charish the idea that a person is no less a person if they have lost their boobs to Fuck cancer!

We will now annually do the FUCK CANCER BOARD, signing and parade out to the temple.
This turned out so wonderful, and getting it out to the temple Sunday was fabulous, everyone was able to sign it if they wanted, I noticed some people just touching it, sending their energies and private messages mentally into the very wood in which it was made from.
Thank You NickCollide for making it a nice pale pink!

We are a communal but individual camp. EVERYONE is responsible for De-Mooping Camp on a daily basis As WELL as the de-mooping and clean up of the bar every mid-morning before we crank it up again!

The bar has a life of its own, and a higher power that you can just feel when ya walk in, like nuzzling in gramma's lap, kinda yumminess.
The people who come in are all so interesting and wonderful to share tales and moments with.

The bar is most known for this, Its almost always open till 3-5 am..heheee
Not because its said to be open, its just that sometimes its just so hard to wanna stop party'ing!

We also hold this Guideline, everyone in camp takes turns bartending or supporting the bartenders in some way, sometimes we have 4 or 5 bartenders at one time...heheee
But what we want everyone to know as well, that, especially if we get a run on the same camp'er, night after night, and that camp'er, cant find anyone from camp to hold down the fort to be able to go out and explore, the bar is to be closed and locked up till....'ISH...."will return at 'Ish o'clock". Not sure even how who where what when a person decides they wanna bartend, but we never run short of staff! YEAH!
Alright, I dont even think this ever happened(closed bar), but we as a camp, want everyones burn to be there own!

Also we typically arnt a all day and night bar...more or less night time.
Although after everything is picked/cleaned up and the ice chests and beer chests are restocked...sometimes we do open earlier?

Its playa...ya never know WHATS going to happen!

Sound fun?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:58 am

AND INTRODUCING......drum rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

The GREEN PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Get the word out on TESTICLE CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get your NARDS looked at by the ol' doc...makes sure you are taking care of your swimmer boys....
ok...thats seemed kinda wierd coming from a female...but beleive me...I got Balls! Bigger then some mens...dont try me! But I keep mine safely hidden as not to get kicked, stepped on or knee'd!

Trojan · Post by **Trojan** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:53 pm

My friend Princesspisces is interested in going to Burning Man this year so I pointed her your way.

Be nice. (that's for you IBDave, you dirty fuckin' burner.)

princesspisces · Post by **princesspisces** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:06 pm

Thanks Trojan. :lol:

Hi everyone!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:12 pm

Oh SHIT !!!

Pinemommy done went off and did it now..............

*steps around to the back of the Booby bar, opens phone booth, steps inside...........opens door,steps back outside, looks around, scratches head, spots the duffel bag and grabs it , and steps back inside phone booth.....minutes go buy...tick tock tick tock....Nick opens the door and says *

"Where did Dick go ???"

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:31 pm

Hi princess! Welcome to the best bar on the playa (say Amen, dammit!).

By the way, have you seen Dick?

Oh wait....sorry...my bad

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:37 pm

AMEN!!!!

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:40 pm

pinemom wrote:Cant ya let a girl get her panty's on before ya start in![/b]

I prefer the panties to be OFF before I start "in".

And I thought I WAS your coffee?

Trojan · Post by **Trojan** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:47 pm

princesspisces · Post by **princesspisces** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:06 pm

AMEN! Thank you Nick Collide!

That's a good question, where is Dick?

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:09 pm

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:27 pm

oh my....

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:36 pm

Now Sput, how could you possibly stay away from THAT!??

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:51 pm

Now Nick, no need to put the pressure on Sputnik.

Ya don't wanna scare him away with just too much booby enthusiasm, do ya ???

Trojan · Post by **Trojan** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:05 pm

Oneeye, do you have her number?? She's hot!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:06 pm

hehehehe.... yea, OneEyed we need more of that...... Leave No B(O)(O)bies standing outside!!!!..... Cheers!!......

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:07 pm

Dick! You're back!!

Ummm... Isn't that one of those "no such thing" things?

Like too-much-fun or too-much-cheap-gas or something....?

princesspisces · Post by **princesspisces** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:14 pm

WOW! Thanks oneeyeddick, up until this moment I always thought I was straight..... now i know it is not so.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:17 am

We do like our boobs... errr a .. booze...

Well I guess we like both!

(click on image to view full size)

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:41 am

we like all boobs!

And...where they once lived!

All the amazing Boobs!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri May 02, 2008 7:35 am

G'morning BOOBS!~

Just stoppin in before my crazy run around the house like a chicken with my head cut off today!

Busy performance weekend!

Gonna Go EAT some FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Fri May 02, 2008 11:58 am

Putting out FIRE!!!!???? I'll love that picture. That's HOT