The Bar

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:47 pm

That drink sounds *fantastic*!! Here's another!

tis my girls special recipe. Always wanted to bring it to the playa for those special sunrises but it's a lot of gear and work. They really are best when served in a bowl-sized mug on cold nights. Best not to skimp on the Baileys either.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:00 pm

Damn I leave for a bit and come back to madness.

I am suprised Cowboy with an ego like your that you were able to fit through the door. You keep telling people about the short buses they ride but get back on the yellow unicycle and move on. I am very happy to move this out back if needed. I think there are some horses that that need your tending.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:01 pm

But now time for a drink someone line up a few shots of everclear for me.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:16 pm

Jason! Hey, baby!! Where the hell have *you* been! Did get a bit crazy out here. Shots of everclear sound a bit harsh, but perfectly appropriate for today, I think!!

Oh, and way to get huffy with the Cowboy *after* I already threw him out my damn self...some bouncer you are... want me to hold you back? *wink*

Here's another for you Geek - they sure go down easy after a long hot day, huh?

And we'll give Sensei the message, Cookie. (gotta replace that Clamshell bathtub!)

and thanks for the backup, Joel. Pretty unanimous opinion, I think. And I think the Cowboy had good intentions, but just didn't take the time to acclimate to the playa before he started shootin' his guns off...

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:24 pm

...Hey! Who's that big fucker out in the parking lot, rolling around in the dirt, shouting in bold type??? Big Fucker!! I said "Big Fucker"!! Hee hee!!! That sounds like "Pig Fucker"!!! Hee hee... Hey! Bartender!! How about a short one... er, a shot of something, I mean! How about Black Jack... with a Sierra Nevada back?

Bet you thought you'd never find anyone more obnoxious than me!! Tee hee hee!!!...

Hey! Where's my buddy Sensei?...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:28 pm

time for a silver cosmo I think

can you help a brother out?
I changed into my evening wear after all

<smooch>

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:32 pm

* grumbling, Sensei enters bar *

Hey Tish, I'll take a whatever. Say, anyone seen a hot little ice-cream cake running around?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:37 pm

Sensei wrote:Say, anyone seen a hot little ice-cream cake running around?

No, but I did catch a glimpse of some cupcakes riding past the door when Woody came in.

Thanks for the beer, Tisha. Think I will wander over to the jukebox and see whatcha got.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:37 pm

Zowie! Who's the new guy?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:38 pm

hey Sensei!! Anything you want, baby...sorry aboutcher afternoon! (geek's good, huh?) Oh and Cookie had a message for you...can't remember (fucking Everclear!)...something about melting...

And Woodrow, I am actually *happy* to see you for once! lol, baby! Here's yer Jack and Sierra back...now just be good or you'll find yerself out back with the pig- er, BIG fucker, got it?

Stuart, honey!! Here's yer cosmo, but, uh...
...ladies' night was *last* night...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:39 pm

oh, you mean cookiepuss ... yeah, she was here, had to run an errand. Something about Juan Valdez.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:40 pm

oh, shit!! Hey, baby!! On *you* Stuart, that is working, honey!!!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:43 pm

Holy crap! Ozric Tentacles on the juke box! KILLER!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:49 pm

Everclear to kick off my night of clubbing. It warms the soul and melts the inhibitions all while leaving you crawling out the door.

Jason

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:51 pm

Thanks, Sweetie... I'll be good... I'll be real good... Oh, Baby, you don't know how good I can be... ooops.... Sorry! I mean, I'll be good... can't guarantee appropriate, though...

Hey!! Who's the new chick?! She looks cute from behind... let me get around her and... OH!! Sorry, Stu... didn't recognize you! Nice Threads!! Were you here last night... Hey! There's Sensei! Hey, Sensei... Where's the wild wimmin?? I mean... (Polite! Polite! must remember Polite!) Where are the people of the female persuasion...? The one's that like to fool around with little guys of the Woodrow persuasion???!!!

And it's Jason!! Hey Jason!! I love the tunes!!! Watcha spinnin' tonight? Huh? Huh?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:02 pm

There you are... be good tonight... always!!!...
You know what I mean. And don't come home with foot prints all over you again. ...okay... wheeeee!!!....
Lookout, Jason... he's heading your way.

Tisha. Could I have a nice, medium bodied Pinot, please? Something to sit in the corner and write over? I've got some poetry drifting down... want to let it arrive nice and slow and smooth...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:16 pm

tisha2 wrote:Jason! Hey, baby!! Where the hell have *you* been! Did get a bit crazy out here. Shots of everclear sound a bit harsh, but perfectly appropriate for today, I think!!

Oh, and way to get huffy with the Cowboy *after* I already threw him out my damn self...some bouncer you are... want me to hold you back? *wink*

I had to get huffy, you know had to kind of get that whole testosterone thing going. Gotta show off for the bartender ya know.

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:18 pm

Say, how far is this bar from Mt. St. Helens?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:23 pm

geekster wrote:Say, how far is this bar from Mt. St. Helens?

Your mileage may vary.

I am awaiting the boom.

They say there won't a giant eruption only a small blast up there. At least I have an excuse to pull out the dust masks and the goggles.

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:33 pm

Yeah, I was looking at this that got put out a couple of hours ago:

http://www.pnsn.org/NEWS/PRESS_RELEASES ... _2004.html

and was wondering if I should look for my helmet.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:40 pm

geekster wrote:Yeah, I was looking at this that got put out a couple of hours ago:

http://www.pnsn.org/NEWS/PRESS_RELEASES ... _2004.html

and was wondering if I should look for my helmet.

Here is the local news report- http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/k ... 4d562.html

I think this calls for a round of special drinks......

Volcano Shooters

1/3 oz. Kahlua
1/3 oz. Ouzo
1/3 oz. White Rum

Layer in a shot glass and serve.

Jason

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:44 pm

...ladies' night was *last* night...

[smarmy] i'ts always ladies night baby [\smarmy]

one for the road

I'm out

y'all play nice

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:59 pm

Nighty-night, Stuey!!

This bar is *miles* from St. Helens, geek!! We're in Black Rock, silly!!

That drink, however, is timely AND relevant...a round on the house!!

And, Jason...you mean you put your dust mask and goggles away already..?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:12 pm

geekster wrote:Holy crap! Ozric Tentacles on the juke box! KILLER!

Where's the new link?? I wanna wrestle with my f%^&ed up audio player some more...

Here's yer pinot, Sam - and go easy on the little guy...he's trying *really* hard.

-oh, shit...pun TOTALLY not intended...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:12 pm

tisha2 wrote:And, Jason...you mean you put your dust mask and goggles away already..?

They are on the top of a few boxes that haven't been unpacked yet. I think I am about 10% done unpacking.

Jason

Ps Tisha mix me a bartender special and a wink and a smile.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:13 pm

tisha2 wrote:
geekster wrote:Holy crap! Ozric Tentacles on the juke box! KILLER!
Where's the new link?? I wanna wrestle with my f%^&ed up audio player some more...

Here's yer pinot, Sam - and go easy on the little guy...he's trying *really* hard.

-oh, shit...pun TOTALLY not intended...

No link tonight but that might have to change.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:24 pm

Thanks for the grape, Sweetie... BTW, I heard a local weather guy say that the wind is shifting to NNW which means if St. Helen's blows, it's coming our way... the good news is that that NNW wind means that the skys will be clear so that we'll be able to watch it bearing down on us... small favors, I guess...

Speaking of small favors .... wheeeee!!..... I'm trying to keep him under control... he's does get excited, though... ...yeah! I like the bartender!!! She's cute!!!.... Yeah, well, if you remember, you were saying that about Stuart, too, and we don't go that way.... Yeah? Okay.... What about sheep?... Just shut up or I'm taking you home... Okay!

There he goes... Look out, Tisha... he's headed your way. A tip: why don't you throw something shiny at him... he's easily distracted... that'll get him outta' yer' hair...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:36 pm

Will have the stream up in a minute

Then later it is off to the bar.

Jason

Captain Goddammette · Post by **Captain Goddammette** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:40 pm

Has anyone seen the Captain tonight?
He's so dreamy...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:41 pm

The link is http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast ... lename.pls

Tonight is kind of an odd mix.

Jason