Best Insult Today

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:12 pm

Morgan, did you hear Bob killed himself?

Oh, wow.
And I thought I hated him.

Morgan Murphy

I got so depressed one day in san francisco, I tried to kill myself with a car in a garage.
It was a cloudy day, what can I tell you?
Fucking hybrids, anyway.

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:56 pm

You're so fat, when you go to a restaurant, the waitress brings you an estimate instead of a menu!

hsdavis · Post by **hsdavis** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:14 am

If we took your brain and shoved it up a knat's ass, it would look like a bb in a boxcar!

And my favorite, "if you want to banter with me, let me have my brain removed so we can start off as equals"!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:17 am

it's like have a battle of wits with an un-armed person..........

we0ne · Post by **we0ne** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:10 pm

"You're a republican, right?"

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:37 am

She's like an actress without an SAG card.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:16 am

Lick my balls you Republican FAG!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:18 am

I'm not a republican, but, are you really a democrat?........

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:22 pm

Cartman in Afghanistan

"What a craphole!
This is like east Denver!"

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:27 pm

She couldn't hit the floor if she fell.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:30 pm

if elected, I promise...........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:30 am

Oh EVOLVE already!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:26 am

you couldn't be one of my turds.... on a good day.

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:14 pm

Words that leapt unbidden from my lips during the commute this morning:

"You... stupid syphilitic SASQUATCH!"

*blink blink*

To self: "Where the hell did that come from??"

Badger