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BBadger
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by BBadger » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:46 pm

My love for you is like (explosive, projectile) diarrhea: I just can't contain it!
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by TinkerMom » Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:40 pm

Excuse me,
my friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number.
She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.


or



When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?"
Answer:"home."
You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"
....the password is pineapple.........

Just throw it on the fire! It will kill it or cure it!!
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