Random thoughts...

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:08 pm

Glad I wasn't using my sharp Japanese knife for chopping the apples for the pie. whew.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:25 am

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:40 am

MozyBonz wrote:

Advert for Lube...
Too subtle? Or is it?

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:43 am

MozyBonz wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:

Advert for Lube...
Too subtle? Or is it?

(Hmmm, girl, lube, ocean......somewhere here there is a crabs joke....)

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:51 am

Mojo, sweet heart I believe MozY is referring to the POLES ...look again!

nasty nasty boy! hahahaha

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:28 am

pinemom wrote:Mojo, sweet heart I believe MozY is referring to the POLES ...look again!

nasty nasty boy! hahahaha

Hahahaha hey now I didn't make this one I found it this way
It's was supposed to be a real ad.

It just struck me real funny because I missed it at first also.

Can you see the production meeting on this one.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:18 pm

Yikes

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:48 pm

That's the trouble with mail order sex toys, you just never can gauge the size until you have it in your ... hand.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:51 pm

AntiM wrote:That's the trouble with mail order sex toys, you just never can gauge the size until you have it in your ... hand.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:09 pm

Whenever I read a post with one of those emoticon thingies in it, I can't help but imagine the poster's voice sounding like a 80's valley girl.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:22 am

I doubt that I sound like a valley girl!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:13 am

I've been wondering what effect elwire light would have on a Bose-Einstein condensate.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:22 pm

Would my life be any different if I were 7 inches taller ?
(I already realize the advantantage I would have at concerts)

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:39 pm

I know my life would have been different if I was 2 inches taller.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:43 pm

I know my life would have been different if I was 2 inches shorter.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:53 am

That's going to leave a mark.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:01 pm

Blah. None of you know what it is to be 53" tall. Or is it 43"?

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:50 am

what's an inch?

does gravity feel it's innards?

or is it "imaginary"

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:05 am

My life would have been different... If it were different.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:10 am

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:33 am

I'll try to be nice today and not make fun of people who don't know any better.

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:30 pm

if they can offset their ecological impact, could cyanide be offset with icecream?

World Power Foundation · Post by **World Power Foundation** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:58 am

I deny all things! I question all things! And yet! And yet! Gather around me O ye death-defiant and the earth itself shall be thine, to have and to hold.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:38 pm

as gravity wraps it's intangible self 'round my heart,
seeps into my curious extension of itself

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:10 pm

In the off chance of a nuclear incident...

Stage 1
Minor radiation leak.
Roll up windows.

Stage 2
Meltdown
Flee city

Stage 3
Core explosion
Repent

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:42 pm

incidentally, nuclear bonds abound, chance you've eaten yours

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:43 pm

uncommonly common blueprint

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:33 pm

I miss adjustable Bic lighters.

vanessa cardui · Post by **vanessa cardui** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:41 pm

which one is the un-common of the senses?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:50 pm

Following your passion is like being in love. Nobody gets it, you can't explain in, it disrupts your life in weird ways, and there's always an unforeseen cost.