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Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:01 pm

Taking candy from stranger strangers

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:54 pm

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:06 pm

Those totally fabulous fencing contractors.

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:12 am

Oops- missed the 55-minute window for commenting on Anti-M's, but here it is anyway:

into phone:
"Yes dear, I realize that if there's a body of water and a high-rise, this must be just an anticipatory dream about Burning Man, not the real thing. The good news is, the tourists have only taken half my Booby Balls."

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:58 am

top= LA sports fan attire
bottom= LA sports fan attire

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:22 pm

Top... "The darker side of hanging around BDC&WB for too long..."

(The wig looks... scarily... familiar...)

Bottom... "Bringing choregraphed swimming behind bars"

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EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:12 am

JAILBREAK!!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:00 am

JAILBREAK!!

Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in this town
See me and the boys we dont like it
So were getting up and going down

Hiding low looking right to left
If you see us coming I think its best
To move away do you hear what I say
From under my breath

Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town
Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak
So dont you be around

Dont you be around

Tonight theres gonna be trouble
Some of us wont survive
See the boys and me mean business
Bustin out dead or alive

I can hear the hound dogs on my trail
All hell breaks loose, alarm and sirens wail
Like the game if you lose
Go to jail

Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town
Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak
So dont you be around

Tonight theres gonna trouble
Im gonna find myself in
Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak
So woman stay with a friend

You know its safer

Breakout!

Tonight theres gonna be a breakout
Into the city zones
Dont you dare to try and stop us
No one could for long

Searchlight on my trail
Tonights the night all systems fail
Hey you good lookin female
Come here!

Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town
Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak
So dont you be around

Tonight theres gonna be trouble
Im gonna find myself in
Tonight theres gonna be trouble
So woman stay with a friend

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:07 am

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:28 am

Red pill or Blue? Yep I am so cool playing in this sewage infested water and wait till I find the sewage manhole that the top has popped off of and I will be going down the wormhole!

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:13 pm

Mark obviously had no idea he was surfing Buick-infested waters.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:36 am

I got a good horse under me.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:29 pm

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:32 pm

"Oh, Barbie...I had no idea."

"Well, Ken's just not equipped to take care of me. Now shut up and kiss me."

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:12 am

Barbie porn.. seen the movie at )'( last year...

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:34 am

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:16 pm

Duuuude, flashbacks are soooo cool.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:02 pm

Dead Head meets Burning Man.

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:53 am

It's a sad new broadcast and this poor guy is confused has no idea what Burning Man is..

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:55 am

First thay have me do a commercial posing as a caveman buying insurance now Im suppose to tell the world what this burningman is...yes I was there...no I dont remember a damn minute of it!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:12 am

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:46 am

the firs tests of a cloaking device were done with ground vehicles and revealed some design flaws. obviously more work was needed.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:49 am

Potty Patrol practices Syncronized Pooping

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:50 am

New FAA protocols for passenger seating after pre-boarding cavity searches and FAA approved paper suits have been fitted.

Also notice new FAA Nomex bomb booties in case your feet explode.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:54 am

Mime team practices for the Kentucky Derby.

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:35 pm

Syncronized swimmers practicing outta pool due to water shortage!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:48 am

oompa oompa doopa-di-do..I've got another puzzle for you....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:42 pm

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:48 pm

After drifting from the sky to a perfect landing on the stage he was heard to say in a very high-pitched voice "I come in peace, take me to your leader".

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Awww Barbie Porn