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Desert Duck
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Location: Oregon foothills near Silver Falls...wait, no...San Francisco...umm North bay?...The Playa!!!!

Post by Desert Duck » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:15 am

Oh, completely freakin' out. I have nine days to get my shit together.
I like pudding.

I like tea.

I like chocolate.

Do you like me?

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CLARKcon
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Location: Somewhere between here & there <3

Post by CLARKcon » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:17 am

Yeah, that is spooky close. It's the little things worry about to remember to do (take the garbage out, turn stuff off, etc.) I am crushing to make up COFFEE CAMP gifts for me and the other members. Is fun, but yeah, want enough time to make them all...
☕ COFFEE CAMP :
"The Social Hub of the Uncivilized World"

.: 🔥)'(🔥 2023 // 7:30 & "G" Plaza :.

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Desert Duck
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Location: Oregon foothills near Silver Falls...wait, no...San Francisco...umm North bay?...The Playa!!!!

Post by Desert Duck » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:29 am

(stands up)

I'm gonna step out for a smoke, be back in a few. If you need some Playa for your nose, my adventure from two weeks ago out there is the link I'm dragging around.

(wanders out into the cool night air to contemplate the coming madness)
I like pudding.

I like tea.

I like chocolate.

Do you like me?

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CLARKcon
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Post by CLARKcon » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:32 am

Thanks DD. (takes a hefty line of acidic Earth powder) WhoOoooH! (cough, cough) Crap!! Yummy! Have a good night, will chat again soon! :D :) :D
☕ COFFEE CAMP :
"The Social Hub of the Uncivilized World"

.: 🔥)'(🔥 2023 // 7:30 & "G" Plaza :.

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Post by EspressoDude » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:46 am

"CLICK"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lights dim......water boiling, steam,,
pressure, coffee....

ESPRESSO IS BORN !!!!!
mmmmm Soo Tasty
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
Tactical Espresso Service http://home.comcast.net/~espressocamp/
Field Artillery Tractor
FOGBANK, GOD OF HELLFIRE
BLACK ROCK f/x Trojan Horse,Anubis,2014Temple
burn shit and blow shit up

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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:20 am

Good morning and thanks for all the espresso.

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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:28 am

Morning!
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by Mozy bonz » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:44 am

comes in with his head down..................life don't talk to me about life
walks out the back door........ @#%*&(@$!$#%&*^($#

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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:50 am

Mozy bonz wrote:comes in with his head down..................life don't talk to me about life
walks out the back door........ @#%*&(@$!$#%&*^($#
Just gotta make it through a couple of more weeks Mozy. You can do it.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:02 am

pokes his head back in....Thanks sput I may be job hunting soon..... @#$#%&*&$@#(*^&^$%#@

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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:27 am

lorgasm walks over to juke box. Plays some Al Green.

***Let's get it on***

an excellent backdrop.
BOOBIES!!!

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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:27 am

Zoom, zooms into the bar waiting on Lorgasm's arrival.let's see i need to clean this bar up bit. find the chocolate fudge that EspressoDude stashes for me on these special occassions.
damn hope she did not see me yet but she is playing some sexy groovy kind of music.
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:29 am

Knew I'd beat ya to the bar.

What took you so long?

lorgasm looks around for some throw pillows. Puts them behind the curtains.

Ready for some make up sex?
BOOBIES!!!

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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:30 am

oh yeah baby, it has been quite some time.
here let me take off your shirt.
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:32 am

Baby,

Its not a shirt. Its playa dust.

lorgasm takes Zoom by hand and leads him behind curtain.

This can't last too long. We both have busy days ahead of us.

We now see a silohette of a sweet embrace
BOOBIES!!!

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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:35 am

the curtains now wavy with every motion of their bodies as they become one.

oh baby this is what i am talking about.
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by pinemom » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:35 am

Morning all!
hey MozY everything ok?
still oK fer sat?
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:36 am

they curtains stand still

Lorgasm i think Pinemom just came in
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:39 am

several moments later....

Lorgasm gets Zoom some water and rubs him down.

Now lets make this a good day.

Must get myself prepared for the day and tackle some projects.

I'll be back in a moment. Must shower now. Relax.

XOX
Hey Pinemom.
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by pinemom » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:41 am

Howdy all! Zooooooommmmmmmmmmmm, LORgassmmsmsmsms, Sput'nikky,MozY BonZ and EXpresssoooooo D!!!!
Gotta split here in second to go to DMV get daughter her ID card for plane trip! She lost her student ID argggggggg
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:42 am

what a good rub down.
let me rinse you with some water to and rub you down with a dry cloth
i got to get some things going too love.
see ya later and you kick ass too baby.
Zoom gives Lorgasm and everlasting kiss for the day.
mmmmmaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:44 am

Mozy hears music ... comes back in and sits in the back of the room
I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then come on, oh, come on
Whoo, let's get it on
Ah, babe, let's get it on
Let's love, baby
Let's get it on, sugar
Let's get it on
Whoo-ooh-ooh

We're all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understand me, sugar
Since we got to be
Let's live
I love you

There's nothin' wrong
With me lovin' you
Baby, no, no
And givin' yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true
Oh, babe, ooh, ooh

Don't you know
How sweet and wonderful life can be?
Whoo-ooh
I'm askin' you, baby
To get it on with me
Ooh, ooh, ooh

I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna push
Won't push you, baby
So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, baby
Stop beatin' 'round the bush, hey

Let's get it on, ooh, ooh
Let's get it on
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout
Come on, baby, hey, hey
Let your love come out
If you believe in love
Let's get it on, ooh, ooh
Let's get it on, baby
This minute, oh yeah
Let's get it on
Please, please, get it on
Hey, hey

I know you know
What I've been dreamin' of
Don't you, baby?
My whole body is in love
Whoo

I ain't gonna worry, no, I ain't gonna push
I won't push you, baby, whoo
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, darlin'
Stop beatin' 'round the bush, hey

Gonna get it on
Beggin' you, baby, I want to get it on
You don't have to worry that it's wrong
If the spirit moves you, let me groove you good
Let your love come down
Oh, get it on, come on, baby

Do you know I mean it?
I've been sanctified
Hey, hey
Girl, you give me good feelings, so good

Nothin' wrong with love
If you want to love me
Just let yourself go
Oh, baby
Let's get it on


still oK fer sat?
Yes

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Post by pinemom » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:45 am

Have a good day ZOOM, dont let work get ya down, If I was closer I'd take those bartendin shifts off your back!
Love to all
gotta go! ciao!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by pinemom » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:46 am

MozY anything I can do?

pm me.....I gotta run before the lines to big at Reno DMV! blahhhh
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:47 am

Hey you two...do you know about the GCBEC? I think you'd probably win.

http://www.wickedsunshine.com/GCBEC/GCBEC-Cumming.html

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joel the ornery
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:50 am

did i miss the sex?

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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:52 am

We all miss sex when we're not having it. Don't we?

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Post by Mozy bonz » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:53 am

MozY anything I can do?
thanks but no. It's a job thing.

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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:54 am

lorgasm is sitting at bar drinkin her chai, wearin her purple fluffy robe, swayin to the music, and makin her list of things to do today.
BOOBIES!!!

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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:07 am

Zoom, zoom back to bar sits next to Lorgasm.
sorry for the dust trail. but i have a quick question baby, for my gifting what do you think and i need to know quick. hot pink or flourescent green both will light up in the blacklights. Vince is going to order it for me today along with some other thigs for him so i do not have to pay for shipping.
Zoom, puts his arm on Lorgasm's leg and rubs her a bit. and litlle bit behind the knees
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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