The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:56 pm

damn, kids... i can't stay.

such a good crowd, too. DAMN!

the pbr's in the fridge, HT...

hookah's all yers, baby!

and thank you, sensei!

and CA - yes. yes you may.

WTF happened to Stuart!! And who's gonna clean the hottub?

damn. later kids!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:58 pm

Goodnight Tish. We'll fight and flirt some more tomorrow...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:07 pm

gigglesnort wrote:[new girl plops on barstool next to ca]

I've got a bit of green and sticky for the hookah~

ah ha! at your service!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:08 pm

Hello, my little freinds!

Sorry to go all dark on ya eariler.
Your having perky tits & asses today brought me back!

May I have a tall cold beer, eh?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:11 pm

Well, {blush} I try to keep in shape and get enough sleep...

One 6"4' beer for nipples coming up...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:14 pm

TishTish, keep just missin ya, it seems~

Angel Cowboy, I've been a bad girl and must go repent now, heart patients await surgery and the doctors are dictating, but this sticky fat nugget is for you~

perky tits and asses happy nipples hooray~

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:24 pm

hey...I do brain surgery...if "I" only had a brain.......

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:38 pm

Thanks for the beer, Sensei!
If I'm gonna drink it cold, I better start chugging....

~fingers nugget with other hand~

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:29 pm

Alright, who's bogartin' the hookah? 'Fess up.

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:37 pm

Here you go....

~passes mouth-piece after wiping on dusty sleeve~

....this is the real stuff.... not East Indian, but
North Americas' red bark..

~cough~

~cough~

Sorry it is not in Pipestone...
this hookah kicks some serious cross-cultural ass though!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:59 pm

*Sensei lovingly takes the hookah in his arms *

C'mere baby. Nipples, you wascally wabbit, I've been waiting hours for this...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:14 am

Nipples, hey I'm sorry I misconstrued your post yesterday I just picked up a weird vibe and needed to check with you to make sure you were alright. I would have hated not being there for you if you needed us. I guess you guys are so important to me I feel like I need to watch out for you. Even though I'm confident you can take care of your selves. Probably a fear of loss thing on my part.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:35 am

You were 100% on spot, dear man.
Each one!

The haiku about vasectomy & younger girl...

kicking heart with wild abandon....

~huffs hooka to get lit well, stuffs mulitple stem in ears, nose & throat of Zulegoona, blows bowl~

ahh!

~thanks goodness for peace-pipe tobacco heritage~

paps · Post by **paps** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:40 am

Did you mean:

"~Thanks God for peace-pipe tobacco heritage~

?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:42 am

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:45 am

That's something I'll never forget!

~touches tattoo~

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:47 am

Hey!

Whose hand is that?

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:49 am

Oops!

That was me!

~chimes in triplicate, crowd goes wild~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:50 am

Cough.. cough,.. wheeze... thanks ..

* falls over, floats up horizontally*

I think it's a good time to start looking for my bed, see you tomorrow.
*floats through the door*

good night all,...

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:40 am

*Alpha slips into the empty bar, starts a fresh pot of Peet's and slips out again, before anyone notices*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:19 am

[new girl pops in, stirs the bowl and cashes it, then trudges off grudgingly back to the salt mines]

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:22 am

Thank God someone started the coffee... Long day of dealing with idiots who have an ever decreasing level of intelligence. I swear that the collective IQ of this corporation, which wasn't that high to begin with, has dropped 50 points in the last four working days.

Why are there clothes strewn all over the place in here...?

Why is there a picture of a soccer player showing his package stuck to the wall over there...?

And what is it stuck to the wall with....?

This is a wild fucking place!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:30 am

juggle juggle juggle..the juggle king of Kalifornia awakens to the smell of "Contractor Grade Coffee"

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:39 am

Feck coffee, it's getting to be lunch time, and once it's lunch time, that means it's time for...drinking.

If anyone wants to talk about what happened in here last night, Dr. BHA has open office hours between 08 and 11:15 G.M.T. or whatever. Take a number.

No, not <i>that</i> kind of number, CBA.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:43 am

numba? what numba? I don't need no stinkin numba
the right lottery numba would be nice for today's 38 mil

(getting psyched up to go back to Boston in a week)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:45 am

....we all had ...just your average Marin-Style hot tub party...that's all....we didn't do nothing wrong I swear...no...I swaare....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:46 am

swaayyyya

that's bettaaa

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:07 am

I am sorry, but we are going to have to stop now.

Next?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:19 am

Morning all!

BHA, I think I need to be next... perhaps you can look up my history on the confessions thread: it might be a good place to start, about last night.

Oh, and to y'all here that were involved in aforementioned antics last night, I'd like to heartily apologize for rushing out on you. It's just that, well, you know, I got a little worked up. Please forgive.

For now, though, I'd simply adore some of that coffee...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:23 am

i am ready for a liquid lunch