The person below me

[catinthefunnyhat]

That was, of course, the first thing that came to mind. But I think I can do better if I apply myself a little bit.


TPBM has lived somewhere where the toilet paper is sparkly after Christmas.

[jella]

ummmm, no

TPBM s planning on laying out and doing nothing allllll weekend !

[moonrise]

Nothing can't make it, so I'll be doing something alllllllllll weekend. <grin>


TPBM is blissfully all packed and ready to go burn, whilst others are flailing wildly in the wind...spinning, spinning.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Definitely not! I plan on spinning all summer.

TPBM got caught in the rain today, without an umbrella.

[Simon of the Playa]

no, but if i did, i would just steal one from a Hippie....a Canadian Hippie....

it's easier than the whole candy-baby thing.


tpbm wonders just exactly what they did to me as a child to make me so New Yorkish.

[theCryptofishist]

I'm guessing that they surrounded you with new yorkers and with new-york-type environmental stimuli.
TPBM wants to send a dancing bear to Simon's house to grab him and dance with him until he's burned off some of the manic.

[Simon of the Playa]

i hate dancing bears...fucking dead heads...i will chainsaw them into little gummy bears if they come anywhere near me.


tpbm can actually follow my non-sequitars,

[theCryptofishist]

No. That is why they fill me with hostility.
TPBM likes jelly donuts.

[catinthefunnyhat]

No. I'm not really into donuts at all, and the jelly ones are kinda gross. It's not even real jelly.
TPBM uses J.E.L.L.Y. as a mnemonic for an important sequence.

[Elorrum]

Jagged eagle ledges lean and yaw

It's not one I use often.
Tpbm has made me smile many a time.

[ygmir]

how, would anyone know that? one can hope, though.

TPBM is bummed to have missed the chance to also identify knowmad's "Nmemonic"

[Sail Man]

You got me incredibly right, Ygmir

tpbm prefers pig latin to neumonics

[catinthefunnyhat]

Not a big fan of pig latin. I find it's more work to "do" (i.e. encode) than to "undo" (i.e. decode), kind of like writing notes in invisible ink, so it's not useful as a code. And as a language game, it's kind of boring: The rules are too strict, the results totally predictable. There's no play in it.

TPBM is inspired by H.G. Crosby's use of sock puppets.

[moonrise]

Dawg yes! They write history...past, present and future


TPBM is either tearing thier hair out, or happily learning a new electronic gadget.

[theCryptofishist]

No. I'm fighting my headphones.
TPBM has built model train environments.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Nope. I would love to, though. I like miniature things, trains, and tunnels.

TPBM keeps knick-knacks in a shadow box.

[theCryptofishist]

I aspire to.
TPBM doesn't care that the secret ingredient of gummies is hooves.

[catinthefunnyhat]

True. Unless I was a vegetarian, why would that bother me? And if I was a vegetarian, I would know to avoid gelatin.
TPBM had a cherished childhood memory that they learned many years later was probably just a dream.

[AntiM]

No, but I can remember dreams from early childhood. In technicolor detail. In fact, my dream recall may be better than remembering my waking life.

TPBM can engage in lucid dreaming on demand.

[theCryptofishist]

No. I don't even remember my regular old dreams very often.
TPBM came up two socks short in the last laundry go-around. Of course, they were not a matched pair.

[AntiM]

Yes. Two socks, not a pair. Happens far too often. No idea where they go, because if the washer is eating them, they'd be stuck in the pump.

TPBM has lost their keys in plain sight.

[knowmad]

No; I'm a hand-job type. But it gives me an Idea for an interesting playa piece.

PBM what is the last thing you lost?

[Foxfur]

My innocence.

TPBM eats bumpers and shits nails when they think about defaultia...

[theCryptofishist]

No. I just do that when idiots post in the tickets wanted sub-forum.
TPBM loves frogs.

[BoyScoutGirl]

Herpetologist here, so YUP!

TPBM, strangely, has a fear of talcum powder.

[theCryptofishist]

Just the asbestos kind. The corn starch is okay. Although, I'm sure that you can get organic so that your precious spawn won't have to touch any monsanto crop...
TPBM looks forward to the meet n greet as an opportunity to put a couple more notches in the "bed post."

[Foxfur]

Never...

TPBM wants to make me a special breakfast!

[Elorrum]

O.K.! What's in the cooler? eggs, fruit, cheese, some veggies, potatoes. Scramble, homefries, fresh salsa, good toast and fruit? and of course some good coffee. maybe fresh O.J.? I'm cooking some chile verde right now.

tpbm likes to have leftover dinner for breakfast, and breakfast food for dinner.

[Box Burner]

The way we eat food is too conventional. Any food, any time I want it is the way I like it. Especially cold (Refrigerated) pizza for breakfast.


TPBM knows why eggs are a traditional breakfast food.

[SquirrelHead]

Is it because the hens laid the eggs at night and they were collected in the morning?

tpbm is wondering where the weekend went.