Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:12 pm

That poor damn fish. Geesh.

Moderator!!!

Moderator!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:22 pm

Meanwhile, high above the lands of strange fish activities the Uncanny Alliance is pleased to report a successful test launch of our new 4 stage ICBM / heavy lift space launching system.

In this recently declassified image the contrail from our successful launch makes for a stunning image that is beautiful in one aspect and downright terrifying in another. It's our hope that these weapons are never fired in anger as anyone infringing on our neutrality will quickly learn what fear is!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:19 am

Stürmbahnfuhrer: Yu niid diifence, I tell yu, at least some godd, solid herring shields over your Playa Kamp-platz! Good old medieval catapult will do lots of good triks. There will be more developement news on Prosjekt Playa Katapult (actually, actually a project).
BayBSue: Hmmm, soo yu ar to bringing the zhildren into Kampf, ya? No wisely of yu. Kounterattakk vee vill.
K4: Carry on with you neutral business my good man.

Iso: IiiiiacK, that is sick. Using good fish like that.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:30 am

Isotopia wrote:You mean of course this itch. As in a Norwegian man's idea of a date.

Let me put things straight for you Isotopia!
First of all your strange looking Rambo attack makes me wonder if you’re missing some important points here.
I think it’s ok to post pictures of natural nudity similar to what you find plenty of on The Playa.
A person that gets offended by that is hard to find on The Playa.
But I don’t think anyone would find it acceptable to walk around like the Herring in butthole picture you posted.
Same should apply here on the ePlaya.
Same is for pictures of real dead people and so on.
I believe that ePlaya is for all ages and should stay that way.
The KA-CH war on ePlaya is similar to Role Playing where characters played with are comparable with the playa names we use here.
And when we all hit the desert it’s related to Live Role Playing, but more of an artistic way.

*Puhh...* Now let's continue the FUN!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:47 am

I second the motion!

Now, let us carry on the conflict like civilived barbarians.

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:58 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:I second the motion!

Now, let us carry on the conflict like civilived barbarians.

Now you'll talking!!! By the way the deliverance of the heavy water will be in Oslo next week. Espesially ment for KA.

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:43 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:That poor damn fish. Geesh.

Moderator!!!

Moderator!!

Couldn't agree more! That picture was utterly disgusting! Where's the moderator? Please have that picture removed!!!

And let's get on with the real KA-CH-WAR!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:59 am

uuuummmm,

I like this thread.

That will be all from me from now on posting on this thread.

I dont want to disturb the continuity.

Ciao!

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:08 am

The war must go on!!!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:39 am

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:46 am

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:57 am

Nice font there, Major.
BTW: I don't like that fish thing either...

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:50 am

Someone wants to ban the meaningful existance of fine outstanding Norwegian women? Like these three for example?

Now that's a crime. Actually it borders on clinically insane but that's another story.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:13 am

...indeed, previous despotic dictators thought the Norwegian women were preferred over almost all others. Nothing to complain about there, as long as they are not wearing herring-kini's

And not all Norwegians cause problems; the kore of this evil plot is decomposing herrings....nothing a little salt and lack of humidity won't resolve, however! Followed by flatbread and PBR...

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:22 am

Barb Wire wrote:
Kernul Killbuck wrote:That poor damn fish. Geesh.

Moderator!!!

Moderator!!
Couldn't agree more! That picture was utterly disgusting! Where's the moderator? Please have that picture removed!!!

And let's get on with the real KA-CH-WAR!

quote from Encylopedia Blackrockia, 2007 edition, pp.1189 iiia

"...And thus was the first (and last) treaty between the embattled forces of Apokiliptika and Camp Herring made (later called the Treaty of Isotopia), but it was quickly followed by the assimilation of the fishmongers by the Apokiliptikans due to a lack of females or PBR within Camp Herring...."

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:26 am

LiveWire wrote: Iso: IiiiiacK, that is sick. Using good fish like that.

I am to hate to agree with mutual enemy... however... Is crime what was done to poor fish. As much as I enjoy present kampaign, I am also to join in with unilateral talks to ban such disgusting visonages (to be noted as previously banned on ePlaya) as prohibited by Geneva Accords of 1932, and BlackRock accords of 2005. Agree with plea to remove picture - I never thought I could feel sorry for Herring. At least is not in violation with Strategic Anchovy Limitation Talks...

As to women as pictured, is fair to warn you, as your fine women have alreay volunteered for shifts in our interrogation center, also known as "Doom Dome". They claim to know how to separate Herringites from Information as easy as barbecued fish meat from bones. We are to look forward to this show. With relish.

LiveWire wrote: BayBSue: Hmmm, soo yu ar to bringing the zhildren into Kampf, ya? No wisely of yu. Kounterattakk vee vill.

Is not nice to threaten non-kombatants. Especially is not nice to threaten non-kombatant's doom. Maybe will have to expand facility of Doom Dome to accomodate final solution of Herringites...

Б. Б. СУЕ . . .

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:30 am

One can tell by the stock of the women shown in the above photo that they indeed cannot possibly be Norwegian in origin.

Perhaps a reminder of one's history is in order.

For years Norway has trafficked in the theft of young, cherubic children from other quarters of Europa to claim as their own. These blatant, criminal cradle robbings by knuckle-dragging Nowegian filth were performed for DECADES with the sole intent of convincing both themselves and their european neighbors that they were indeed capable is birthing child stock on par with the rest of the continent. What you see in the photo are grown, mature, slave babies raised in an environment of hellish servitude by 'parents' of a backward, unenlightened culture.

A sham. A masquerqade this is. Your blood should be boiling at the very thought. Your desire to fight and conquer the Norwegianthals to the end should be paramount.

(BTW, I have deleted the tasteless, anger-inducing photo of the deviant Norwegian male from the board. My apologies for offenses taken.)

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:14 am

As to women as pictured, is fair to warn you, as your fine women have alreay volunteered for shifts in our interrogation center, also known as "Doom Dome". They claim to know how to separate Herringites from Information as easy as barbecued fish meat from bones. We are to look forward to this show. With relish.

Oh, yes, they are fine women!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:37 am

EL Wire wrote:...bla,bla,bla...I believe that ePlaya is for all ages and should stay that way....I always encourage my kids to read this thread....bla,bla,bla.....

Only a Norwegian would let their kids look at this thread....all the more reason to control their kind (Norwegians, not kids) both short term and long term. There is a meeting of Apokilipitka leadership and The Leader scheduled at Wannsee later this month to consider solutions to this problem beyond the Kernul's recently released Doomsburg Decrees...

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:52 am

Alright, since you're all bringing the kids into this brawl:

Melts a parents heart, doesn't it...

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:53 am

The plan is already working....

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:10 pm

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:11 pm

LiveWire wrote:Alright, since you're all bringing the kids into this brawl...bla,bla,bla...melts a parents heart, doesn't it...

Apokiliptika girls will no longer have kids with a Norwegian. Unless they want to be denounced to the KASTAPO....

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:18 pm

The plan is already bla-bla-bla

As stated in this real world news paper, the Eastern European prostitute emigration floods the scene. My guess is that they are from a neo-sovietski fascist regime like Apokiliptika. Have you already deployed your filthy agents in our beautiful country?

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:48 pm

Our spy network was very large and complex (some say too complex) even before the formation of yet another bloated, bureaucratic facility: the KASTAPO. Now we are yet expanding again. Yes, many of our graduates have already infiltrated the legal prostitution businesses of Oslo and nearby towns.

Next come the janitors, bakers and those guys who make urinal blocks.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:48 pm

Continuing the tradition of developing advanced weapons systems for homeland defense, the Uncanny Alliance is pleased to announce our newest technological breakthrough!

Introducing: The Airborne Mounted Advanced Tactical Laser (ATL).

This kilowatt class high energy chemical laser will be capable of pinpoint attacks on enemy fortifications with minimal...and dare we say it in most cases absolutely NO COLLATERAL DAMAGE! This system has a 10 mile range, works in all weather conditions and will substantially upgrade our defense against any potentially hostile groups.

Of course the cost of developing such a system is quite steep...technological progress does have it's price. Therefore the Alliance is interested in exporting this technology to other countries or camps who might have a use for it. If used on the playa these weapons would work perfectly to keep one's enemy in check inside BRC. After all you want to knock out your enemy...but not harm those cute campmates that setup next door.

Addendum: Payment in Vodka, Patron, or other liquid currency is always welcome. And no, the megawatt class lasers are not for sale.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:02 pm

Apokiliptika girls will no longer have kids with a Norwegian.

We all know that after a war comes always a Baby Boom.
So when our job is done with the Apokiliptikans and Black Rock City is freed,
We become heroes and start our Baby Boom program.
Imagine how Camp Herring is going to expand in the future!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:04 pm

Our spy network bla-bla-bla

Seems like our spy networks are everywhere...

Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:48 pm

LiveWire wrote:Our spy network bla-bla-bla

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LiveWire, do you think it was this that caused the itch ?
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EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:49 pm

Here is what you Apokiliptikans don't want to have babies with!!!!
Have a look at a movie of the upcoming Miss Norway 2006 Contest:
http://www.missnorway.no/missnorway/vid ... ay2006.mov