The person below me

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:10 pm

No, I've reached the age when I should give up dessert altogether.

TPBM doesn't believe that Larry Harvey is an Animatronic being made by the CIA.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:25 pm

Actually I thought he was one of the animatronic bears at Disney World...

TPBM has never been to disney world

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:17 pm

True, but I`ve been to Rheinland.

TPBM peed on the Playa in July 2007.

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:50 pm

True -, and in August, and in September, and in October. 2007 was a rare year for me in that I spent almost 3 months on playa with different projects.

TPBM likes to buy their undies a size too small to accentuate things.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:09 pm

You've got to be fucking kidding. Those things are expensive enough and annoying enough that I don't want to add to their perversity. pLus, I don't want a case of cameltoeyeastinfection.

The Person Below Me has his/her bronzed baby shoes.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:13 pm

true, and, they'd probably not fit my big toe, I wear a size 14.........

TPBM is double jointed

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:17 pm

No...but pretty flexible.

14?

TPBM hates peanut butter.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:32 pm

I can't think of any food I "hate"........

yes, size 14 shoes

TPBM has really small feet

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:50 pm

false, i have pretty big feet

but nowhere near size 14, yikes!

TPBM wonders whether it is true that shoe size corresponds to ... er ... the size of other body parts

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:58 pm

true, I wear big gloves, as well,, size 12 ring finger

TPBM believes most "urban legends"

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:20 pm

False...actually very few.

TPBM really does wear gloves
when it's not cold out.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:04 am

True, latex gloves for those icky situations, but occasionally latex free for those with allergies

TPBM enjoys wearing latex clothing and accessories

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:01 pm

Actually, it's more of a swimsuit thing for me. I buy gloves in "Jolly Green Giant" size and find that my left arm goes in #1 finger, left leg in #2 finger, right leg in #3 finger and right leg in #4 finger. My head does well in the thumb. Wonderful waterproofing and the talc makes me think of the playa.

TPBM is a closet Como Perry fan.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:32 pm

Guilty. Como and Sinatra make me gaa-gaa.

TPBM is a crooner.

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:46 pm

True, but only in the shower.

TPBM needs to take a cold shower.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:47 pm

Nope, my hair is still drying.

TPBM wonders why I chose a shower tonight when the other option was dulche de leche ice cream.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:53 pm

False, but I am glad you finally took a shower.

TPBM is a long-time Deadhead who occasionally used to follow the Grateful Dead from town to town selling their handmade artistic wares pre-show just to make enough money to get into each show, then frequently twirl-danced in the hallways with all those other happy tripping hippies, and secretly wanted to have Bob Weir's baby. BTW: This person still wants to have Bob Weir's baby. Fire! Fire on the mountain! Fire! Fire on the mountain!

Actually the person just described above is the person above the person who is below me. hee hee

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:42 am

well, that is you, not me ... but i was a deadhead at 13, and saw them at winterland when i was 15 (hooray for big brothers!), had my one blow-out drunk-and-stoned pathetically-wasted experience at a dead concert, and still love listening to them here and there!

TPBM has never been wasted beyond remembering ...

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:07 am

Uh, I dunno....I don't remember. They gave me a bunch of crazy stuff over in the bar one night. It wasn't too long after that that I got kidnapped...Hey! Wait a minute!! Maybe they were in on it??

TPBM has eaten cheez doodles while watching porn.

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:27 pm

False. If I do eat anything, I prefer Porn & Eggs. Either that, or a steamy slice of Pizza Smut!

However, I am about to make the statement true...

TPBM has danced naked in the rain

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:09 am

djnormanj wrote:False. If I do eat anything, I prefer Porn & Eggs. Either that, or a steamy slice of Pizza Smut!

However, I am about to make the statement true...

TPBM has danced naked in the rain

Hey now I could do without the doodles, but I do like dancing naked in the rain.

Cindy

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:06 pm

littleflower wrote:well, that is you, not me ... but i was a deadhead at 13, and saw them at winterland when i was 15 (hooray for big brothers!), had my one blow-out drunk-and-stoned pathetically-wasted experience at a dead concert, and still love listening to them here and there!

TPBM has never been wasted beyond remembering ...

you know...we really should do something about that Littleflower!

TPBM:

wants to just pack up and leave now for the desert!

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:02 pm

That would work.

TPBM thinks a week on the playa is not enough.

PavementBlues · Post by **PavementBlues** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:10 pm

TRUE! That's why I'm spending three this year!

TPBM is wearing no pants.

hexparade · Post by **hexparade** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:38 pm

True! almost every day. I'm addicted!

TPBM is eating pie.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:42 pm

No...but I am getting hungry.

TPBM is on a diet.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:42 am

True. Cheez doodles have not been nice to my ass.

TPBM saw an easter bunny this weekend.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:02 am

I not only saw one, I was one

TPBM also has small burners that still believe...

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:12 am

No small burners here

Although if you stop to think of what that rabbit and the eggs 'stand for' you start to get the idea pagans had the coolest holidays!

(that better Norm?)

TPBM likes to play in the rain

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:48 am

Most definately! Especially with friends!

TPBM is thinking about wearing a grass skirt at this years burn and leaving the coconuts behind at the kitchen!