The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:29 am

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:41 pm

Next thing ya know, Fishy, they will be replacing it with PBR........WE ARE ALL DOOMED!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:29 pm

joel the ornery wrote:
helitack wrote:Truck done, pick up Monday, head immediately to Las Vegas, rejoice in the freedom of having wheels other than a freekin ambulance. A big round of drinks to honest mechanics...And cleavage...
lucky bastard!

Might just have to take Renee to Vicky's Secret for an early christmas present and an impromptu fashion show...

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:42 pm

Whew.... Hi ok I'm back happy bird day everybody.. what are your plans? I see some of us have started a little early....

What are we serving tonigt?

the rebbi

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:44 pm

helitack wrote: Might just have to take Renee to Vicky's Secret for an early christmas present and an impromptu fashion show...

JPGS!!!!!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:21 pm

Nope, I'm keeping this one just for me. But when the website is done, there will be a whole bunch o nice fine arty nude stuff...

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:11 pm

I guess we can wait. What's your poison tonite Heli?

the rebbi

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:59 am

Ok this so totally explaines why BigCock dont eat Turkey!!
And the age old rumor that Turkey's are so dumb that when in the rain they open their gullets and drown!!!!!!

HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!!!!

karine · Post by **karine** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:24 am

Funniest thing from the family turkey dinner this year:

We made a turkey (perfect amount) and then ...

we made ANOTHER 2 TURKEYs for leftovers (so people could take some home and we could eat turkey tomorrow).

we call it the "faux turkey"

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:40 am

up early, karine!!!!

woo hoo

the funniest moment from our dinner was when my sister began her long and often repeated diatribe about her co-workers failings... i look up from my plate and say "My aren't we having some gorgeous weather today." this stips the diatribe dead, a few chucles, some stifled laughter... and she starts in again about the co-workers... she takes a brief drink to get her wind, and I blurt out "It's going to be nice tomorrow too!" much laughter... and she let the topic change to something more pleasant.

i hope everyone had a great thanksgiving.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:43 am

oh happy happy happy!
Yes ours too was fun filled day of sitting with good friends and wonderful family! My sisters here from L.A., my uncle from S.f. my mom and step-dad, Titwi's daughter and her boyfriend(meant to be in oregon, but ended up here!) Burnerbaby, and a friend of mines Papa John, Titwi and I. I goofed the time line on the damn turkey(21lbs)...should have put the bird in at 7am didnt get it in till 10am...woops...but we all sat around drinking watching footzball!! Yeah miami*
Ate so much, damn near got sick...(could have been all the bubbles in my tummy from mimosa's all morn and afternoon) had to wait a whole hour before I could dive into mom's homemade apple and pumkin pies!
Then Yahtzee started...you know how ya doodle while waiting for your turn to come around again...well cause there was scrap paper,scissors and a gluestick sitting on table, I made a 1/100th of a art area of playa! hahaaa complete with kinetic sculpture and windmill. My uncle is one of those cliff claven kind of people and started to make stupid commets about burningman, so my lovely wonderful burnerbaby went over to the pc and did a whole Powerpoint presentation on the wonderful'ness and gracious loving people who go to burningman! Comlete with pix off the BM site and our personal pics. God I love her...she's such a lil' burner and she's never been...hmmm wonder who that reminds us of???!me!
well folks, just a heads on our day we had...such a wonderful time of the yr to spend with friends and family...to everyone...reach out and experience people! not all the best, but most are WONDERFUL!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:04 pm

Ok it's been 8 days in the desert, and it's been fun. It's time to go back into the city for a few days, I'm out of beer and smoke. Beer? you say, isn't there a local store where that is available? Yes but it's about 20 miles (25 min) away and if I leave to go that way I might as well go into LA. I need to check my mail, drop off stuff, pick up stuff and my wife has a plate of Turkey she brought back from her son's in SF that she cooked (I stayed in the desert instead, much better). Next year Thanksgiving here in the desert

Only a few more days till Christmas....

the rebbi

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:24 pm

Larry got home yesterday afternoon, but after the insane SIL had scheduled dinner. We wnet over and had leftovers at a table still adrift with dirty plates and half-full goblets of sparkling cider. Drank some of Idaho's finest Merlot, chowed down, there was still lots of everything, and had gingerpumpkin pie for dessert. Did not chow down on my SIL"s sister's stuffing, she used fresh sage and didn't compensate for the difference between dry and fresh herbage. Whew! Visited with the niece and nephews and their SOs, interesting almost adults, very sharp with wiked senses of humor. I swear the one kid could be my own! Listed to Big Butter Jesus on youtube much to the annoyance of my very religious SIL. I try to behave,but it is impossible.

Then we came home and cleaned house for a bit, and then we er, napped. Twice.

No football.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:42 pm

**humps up to the bar in a very curious monkeypoo way**

Can I please have a Pinot Grigrio on lots of ice and some hugs..please???

I really need lots of hugs right now.

**many mwahs and monkey humps and kisses**

I need to sooooooo be out on the playa right now.......

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:00 am

Rabbi.... the holidays in the desert....

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

sayeth joel the flatlander

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:09 am

well, how did everyone fare, still alive after mass cosumtion of food?
I have eaten soo much in last 36 hrs...I might actually have gained a couple pounds? And I remember when i was younger about going out to the front yard and playing touch football...hmmm maybe thats why ya get fat when your older...
Had strangest dream last night...something about a paddle"bleacher" going down a river...and the front of it seemed to be taking on water...and the paddle bleacher captain was yelling at me cause I started to cry in fear that we would sink. Then it finally docked, I got off and he kept yelling at me explaining "how sea worthy it was" Just then ZULEGONNA came up and told the guy to chill out, to give me respect that I was scared.

Zule'y you stuck up for me in my dream...I love ya!

Happy Bday Monkeypoo!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:53 pm

i'm back from the land where dreams come true..........yup, we went to DisneyWorld. None of my dreams came true, but my legs hurt and my back is killing me. Fuck. I've used up just about all of my patience standing in 40-60 minute lines for a 90 second ride. I just don't understand how people go there every year.

gotta go do some laundry now.

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:04 pm

Jewel, you should have gone to D-Land on Thursday? Usually much better.

Me, I am watching USC-Notre Dame and making turkey soup. Smells awesome, sincew I just added the garlic...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:57 pm

pinemom wrote:well, how did everyone fare, still alive after mass cosumtion of food?
I have eaten soo much in last 36 hrs...I might actually have gained a couple pounds? And I remember when i was younger about going out to the front yard and playing touch football...hmmm maybe thats why ya get fat when your older...
Had strangest dream last night...something about a paddle"bleacher" going down a river...and the front of it seemed to be taking on water...and the paddle bleacher captain was yelling at me cause I started to cry in fear that we would sink. Then it finally docked, I got off and he kept yelling at me explaining "how sea worthy it was" Just then ZULEGONNA came up and told the guy to chill out, to give me respect that I was scared.

Zule'y you stuck up for me in my dream...I love ya!

Any time Pinemom, that asshole had no right to be treating you that way, I think he got so cranked up because you were expressing the way he was feeling about his stinking sinking boat.

Happy Bday Monkeypoo!

Any time Pinemom, that asshole had no right to be treating you that way, I think he got so cranked up because you were expressing the way he was feeling about his stinking sinking boat.

Now my dear what aspect of your life or situation do you feel the paddle â€œ bleacherâ€

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:36 am

joel the ornery wrote:up early, karine!!!!

woo hoo

the funniest moment from our dinner was when my sister began her long and often repeated diatribe about her co-workers failings... i look up from my plate and say "My aren't we having some gorgeous weather today." this stips the diatribe dead, a few chucles, some stifled laughter... and she starts in again about the co-workers... she takes a brief drink to get her wind, and I blurt out "It's going to be nice tomorrow too!" much laughter... and she let the topic change to something more pleasant.

i hope everyone had a great thanksgiving.

Joel that is awesome! So like a burner. You remind me of a friend from grade school. That is exactly the kind of thing he would have said. If he wasn't so convinced that he was a Mormon he would certainly be a burner.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:43 am

Jewel*** wrote:i'm back from the land where dreams come true..........yup, we went to DisneyWorld. None of my dreams came true, but my legs hurt and my back is killing me. Fuck. I've used up just about all of my patience standing in 40-60 minute lines for a 90 second ride. I just don't understand how people go there every year.

gotta go do some laundry now.

Next time take a kid in a wheelchair. They will find you and move you to the front of the line!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:55 am

AntiM wrote:
No football.

I hear that a foot does not make a very good ball anyway. Heads however, work pretty good.

hey AntiM. Is there any burner activity here In Utah area? I think I need a fix!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:05 am

i dunno?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:45 am

I think the do some Burner stuff at this address on Sundays

15 East South Temple

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:04 pm

BRRRRRRrrrrrriiiippppppttttt.....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:40 pm

I can see a new DJ at some disco

DJ Laughing Flatulence

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:36 pm

Jewel*** wrote:i'm back from the land where dreams come true..........yup, we went to DisneyWorld. None of my dreams came true, but my legs hurt and my back is killing me. Fuck. I've used up just about all of my patience standing in 40-60 minute lines for a 90 second ride. I just don't understand how people go there every year.

gotta go do some laundry now.

So, this begs the question J*** : Did you go as a "visitor" or were you one of the "attractions"?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:17 am

Damn, it's been quiet here.

Time for some shots.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:46 am

Ahhhh, going to fetch the truck, , then lunch at "the Club" yeeeehaaaaaw! Civilization for a day.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:56 am

yes, the turkey seems to have settled the unrest...

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