The Bar

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:35 pm

Hi Boxy!

Greeting is some of the most fun I've ever had on the playa. Just practice being loud, obnoxious and over the top and youre there. (Or get hammered on tequila prior to/during your shift)

It can be pretty brutal during the worst of the dust 'cause you have to be out in it doing your thing. Otherwise, it's tons of fun, especially with virgins seeing BRC for the first time.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:41 pm

Rum will do the trick. It does sound like fun!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:44 pm

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:46 pm

Snuggles bunny

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:47 pm

Hello there big boy - how about some bunny love? (Hops over nad rubs noses)

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:49 pm

That was a most excellent typo (nad instead of and).

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:50 pm

mojo wrote:Hello there big boy - how about some bunny love? (Hops over nad rubs noses)

Oh yes thats what I need~~~~`smooch

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:03 pm

I'm going out to grab some lunch - can I bring anybody anything?

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:05 pm

Ooh, yeah - a nice big salad would be lovely.

(...i just asked a rabbit for rabbit food...duh....)

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:06 pm

one more hour, then it is draft beer time.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:16 pm

My specialty Kooshie - coming up. Vinagrette, bleu cheese or ?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:18 pm

hi Koosh *smooch*

draft beer time is now!

I'm going out to grab some lunch - can I bring anybody anything?

some bunny love

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:51 pm

For PK

For Mozy
(((((((((smooch)))))))))

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:07 pm

Greeting is some of the most fun I've ever had on the playa. Just practice being loud, obnoxious and over the top and youre there. (Or get hammered on tequila prior to/during your shift)

I liked the greeters when I went for the first time in 2006! Then again, it helped that I got extra hugs for ringing the bell so loudly no one could hear for the next few minutes!

Now I need to figure out how to get myself back out there, and bring some of my friends....

HEY! What's up with this trapdoor in the floor?

B.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:16 pm

Snuggles bunny

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:34 pm

mojo wrote:For PK

Ooh, that looks fabulous - thanks! *smooch*

And one for Mozy.... *smoooooch!*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:39 pm

Snuggles Koosh

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:55 pm

wassup MB.... on my way out the door...

my lover has the big conversation this weekend with her fiance'.... and i am making myself scarce.

take care call.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:07 pm

(pokes at trapdoor with his foot, shrugs, sets a chair on the trapdoor and sits down to observe the room.)

B.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:16 pm

BAS loves danger. tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick . . .

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:25 am

Hi Bin

As Mozy walks in the bar he sees BAS sleeping in a chair on the trap door. Mozy moves BAS and the chair off the trapdoor. Mozy pulls a remote control out

~The trap door snaps open shut open shut open shut~

Shakes his head walks out the back of the bar.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:50 pm

(The sound of rustling coming from behind the rusty cast iron stove in the corner, long aandoned and neglected, with a box of old 78 records perched precariously on top...

Then... a bang. The sound of scraping metal, like a cat sliding on a hot tin roof, fills the bar. The stove slides noisily to the side, revealing another hidden door.

The door opens, and from behind appears, in the dark, a pair of hazel eyes, glowing in the dark... Blinking at the light... And a voice is heard...)

HEY!!

Who put the stove over the top of the secret Bar-to-Bunker Transit Tunnelway?? Damn, someone outta check this out once in a while. Grumble grumble... Teach me for doing one of Mozy's double-decker asskick absinthe surprises! How long I been passed out in there? Feels like I slept a month! DAMN, I'm hungry.

(looks around, sees a snow drift on the floor, icicles hanging from the back rafters...)

Uhhh... wait a minute. It looks like WINTER out there... How long HAVE I been passed out?

bb

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:52 pm

(Looking for a break in the yardwork. But a bad case of assgas makes me do a little Cropdusting as I walk back out the door)

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:07 pm

yeah..I did yardwork today too,IBDAVE!!! felt great to turn the garden....
well all but the assgas...toottoot

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:29 pm

*Reports of disturbing occurences from a trap door happening at the Eplaya Bar Camp.......*

What would it be?......

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:47 pm

Goddamn, that picture makes me homesick.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:08 pm

â€¦â€¦..voices in the shadows

We are gettingâ€¦â€¦..Increasing frequencies radio waves, microwaves, terahertz radiation, infrared radiation, visible light, ultraviolet radiation, X-rays and gamma.

Because of the nature of the pulse as a large, long, high powered, noisy spike, it is doubtful that there would be much protection if the explosion were seen in the sky just below the tops of hills or mountains next to BRC.

SHHHH wait?!? ...........Lets go.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:17 pm

MozyBonz wrote:â€¦â€¦..voices in the shadows

We are gettingâ€¦â€¦..Increasing frequencies radio waves, microwaves, terahertz radiation, infrared radiation, visible light, ultraviolet radiation, X-rays and gamma.

Because of the nature of the pulse as a large, long, high powered, noisy spike, it is doubtful that there would be much protection if the explosion were seen in the sky just below the tops of hills or mountains next to BRC.

SHHHH wait?!? ...........Lets go.

Right behind ya....

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:18 pm

Something tells me this one is going to be much bigger than the others. [Eyes exit . . .]

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:59 am

mojo wrote:*Bunny, wearing a helmet, which is damn hard for a rabbit 'cause it makes them look like a turtle, runs out and starts digging a hole, runs back in and drops the following note down the trapdoor:*

M

Please give me a signal prior to detonation so can hide my new cell phone, I really like my new cell phone.

Mojo

Mozy puts a box out for Mojo on the bar.

~~Side of box reads~~

Electromagnetic Pulse shielding- (Full Radiation Protection Family Pack)
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Value Pack Contains - 1 x Phone Shield 1 x Computer Shield 1 x Body Shield 1 x Car Shield 1 x Fuse Box Shield.