The Bar

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:22 pm

Dang! We got techno in the bar!

The planets must have all aligned.

Here is your Manhatten deluxe, m'lady.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:23 pm

technopatra it's so good to see you in here!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:33 pm

Techno, M'lady... welcome to the best bar on the Eplaya... and... if you're amenable... we have some fifty-six year old scotch whiskey her for you...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:38 pm

*The door flies open........in comes so screaming mass of human giggling like a school girl and naked as a jaybird......out he goes through the back.....*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:40 pm

... what was that?....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:41 pm

Dam, I think she left, she's not listed as being on anyway I was just trying to work up to sideling up to her and saying something like aaaahh,..... So,..a,.. you don't get to this side of the Community threads much,... Oh well, ( sigh ) we just don't get many up town girls in here.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:43 pm

*a big furry, unshaven wop comes flying in the front door... dressed as a schoolgirl...giggling and screaming*

"Here Sam, hold this-"

*tosses Sam a rubber chicken*

"-this will just take a second."

*goes running giggling and screaming out the back door*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:45 pm

JESUS!!! What the fuck was that!!!!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:45 pm

*loud screams are heard from out behind the bar....no one knows whether or not to call an ambulance or film it....Sandwichman comes in wearing a towel and spitting out feathers.......he only has a rasp of a breath*

"Let us never speak of this again"

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:48 pm

What was what?... Sam are you alright?
Oh hi Jason hows things? I'm worryed about Sam here he seems to be seeing things

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:49 pm

Zulegoona wrote:What was what?... Sam are you alright?
Oh hi Jason hows things? I'm worryed about Sam here he seems to be seeing things

I saw something...It resembled a werewolf but it wasn't trying to pierce me with its teeth..............

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:49 pm

Just naked guys and more naked guys... and chickens....

Nothing to see here... move along... move along....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:50 pm

Why the fuck do I have to be such a sucker for school girl outfits?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:54 pm

cause they're so cute, ever seen a Japanese Gothlolita outfit?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:55 pm

*Rob strolls in from the back door, dressed in oversized clown shoes and a fireman's outfit*

"Whew, sandwhichman- if it wasn't for your super deli-like powers - we would have..."

*notices other people in the bar*

"uhm...nevermind..."

*walks behind the bar, pulls out a largish tome of the work of Melplat Keyton (the little known Dutch author of the world's worst political peoms), a overly large plumber's wrench, an Etch-a-Sketch, and a dead cat*

"Now this may take a while. Do NOT press the large, invitingly red button behind the bar. The one under the sign that says, "Do not press this large, invitingly red button." Hokay? Thanks."

*strolls out the front door without a backwards glance*

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:58 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:"Now this may take a while. Do NOT press the large, invitingly red button behind the bar. The one under the sign that says, "Do not press this large, invitingly red button." Hokay? Thanks."

*strolls out the front door without a backwards glance*

The shiny red button...

The candylike button...

The button that could do something so important...

The button that could change your life forever...

Eh, don't need it.

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:59 pm

Hey! What's Rob doing? What's he drawing... Wow!!!!! Can I watch... hey, a red button... I wonder what that does?..... *presses button*..........

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:02 pm

samtzu wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:Gotta go do the bedtime routine thing~I'll check the rest of your picture show later time-traveler-style~
Hurry back... I'm here to get my ass kicked by you....

Watch out, I swiped a can of Joel's whupass and I'm comin for you (as soon as I catch up that is), unless, of course, you pacify me with your fine scotch....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:04 pm

sparkletarte wrote:Bedtime? You must be an east coaster.

central Arkansas, but the bus comes super early~

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:08 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
samtzu wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:Gotta go do the bedtime routine thing~I'll check the rest of your picture show later time-traveler-style~
Hurry back... I'm here to get my ass kicked by you....
Watch out, I swiped a can of Joel's whupass and I'm comin for you (as soon as I catch up that is), unless, of course, you pacify me with your fine scotch....

Have a taste o' the Macallen.... 53 years old from the cask... 56 years old actually... smoooooooooth.... enjoy, Darlin'...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:09 pm

Nice snout Sam

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:10 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Nice snout Sam

Thanks... I just found it today... I'll be sportin' it Sat.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:11 pm

Time to duck out for a little bit and play some video games. I will be back later. Watch for Rob that man is mad...

Jason

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:19 pm

Oh my, thank you Mr. Tzu, that is tasty.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:20 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Oh my, thank you Mr. Tzu, that is tasty.

Ms Snort might I be the first to tell ya that new avatar is rather beautiful.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:22 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:Oh my, thank you Mr. Tzu, that is tasty.
Ms Snort might I be the first to tell ya that new avatar is rather beautiful. :)

How very nice of you to say, Mr. Man.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:39 pm

*materializes in a puff of green smoke with a flash of lightning wiping off a pint glass with a bar towel*

...so, giggles, baby... talk to me. single-mom of two to single-mom of three - howz it goin' fer you?

what can i getcha, dj?

*reaches for the hookah*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:41 pm

Would you mind if a single dad of three dropped in... or is this one of those 'girly' things....?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:42 pm

tisha2 wrote:what can i getcha, dj?

something tells me you know what I want

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:45 pm

well, howdy, Sam!! of course you can drop in! nothin girly about it.

how was yer day off? need a drink?

jason...i sure i know what you want...but what can *I* get for you?

The Bar

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