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unjonharley
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Post by unjonharley » Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:19 pm

JUst got a call.. A fucking driverless car hit my lady friend.. It knocked her down and several people jst walked by and looked or looked away..

Thank You Eugene Or. go fuck yourself.. Bunch of self center fucking asshole..


They had to call rescue and go to the fucking hospital.. All day there..

I'm back from visiting a stray kitty in the hospital.. So fuckwit painted him.. He will be in thee another day or so.. He knows me and was so happy to see me.. He started to eat after a few hugs and muches.. The vet said he was affard to eat before that.. I sat with the poor bald guy until he was full and purred for me..

Thank you youwelfare sucking drunk fuck Salem.. Hope you die with a beer up your fucking ass..

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Post by CapSmashy » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:21 am

I fucking forgot how big my, fucking tent is.

Its 4 feet fucking longer than my planned shade structure and has giant fucking mesh vents in the roof top.

Fuck.

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:42 pm

No Blems, Capt........ The vents could actually be good, if it's under a shade structure, to take out the heat.

As for size, cut the difference on either side. Sleep during the day in the middle, if ya need to.....but then playatime means sleep comes whenever ya need it.....


Oh, yea.... Fuck........
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Post by Drunken Pilot » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:07 pm

Fuck you , you fucking fuck :)

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Post by Barbie » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:07 pm

Monkeys Monkeys Monkeys and DONKEY FUCKING
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Post by skibear » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:10 am

Fucking first post here.

Sunday was almost grocery shopping from fucking hell.

1. Stopped at TJ's for 2 items -saw neither in stock.
walked away and saw a huge box of frozen Sockeye
being dumped in the bin. Grabbed one from the fucking box.
2. Saw 2 fucking 4 ft high stacks of boxes near frozen food. The
one I wanted, frozen spinich, was on top. I asked a clerk to
open the fucking box. Grabbed two from the fucking box.

3. Stopped at Safeway for 1 item. Fucking out of stock.
Left store 2 minutes after arrival in time to see a fucking shopping
cart free wheeling across the lot at very high speed about to ram
my car broadside. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck. Ran like fucking hell and
grabbed the fucking cart 2 feet from my Fucking car.

Can't say food shopping is unfucking eventful. :shock:
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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:15 am

Fucking fun and games on Colesville Road, hey?
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Post by skibear » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:19 am

Colesville Rd?
I live 2 fucking blocks from Colesville Rd & Dale Drive.

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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:36 am

I'm near Eastern Middle School. PM me - maybe we can do a drink soon.
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Post by can't sit still » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:42 pm

I don't post things because I believe that they are the absolute truth. I post them because I believe that they should be considered.

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Post by LeChatNoir » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:58 pm

Fuck... I haven't check in this thread for a bit. People walking by hurt friends and dipshits painting kitties. Fucking shit like that makes me want to revert back to the "old days".

Grrrr...
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Post by skibear » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:43 pm

More fucking dangers at grocery shopping!!

As I posted 3 here fucking days ago My car was almost hit by a
grocery cart. Today I walk out the door of a Giant store in Wheaton.

BAM, Crash, Clatter. What the fuck happened. Fuck, Fuck

Turns out shopping carts were flying all around the street. An
employee of the store was pushing them back and could not
stop the line which slammed into the rt rear door of a moving big white
car, leaving a dent. Car,driver by an older man, with handicap
tags circled thru the parking lot and Fucking left without stopping.

I saw the whole thing and was more than willing to be a witness but
the victim left.
Holy Fuck what happens now? Three or four others also saw this.

My estimate ( seeing the dent from 50 yards away) is
$ 500 in damages. I'm good at estimating car crash bills!.
Fuck. Never seen out of control carts before and now twice in 3
fucking days.
YMM-Fucking-V


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Post by Barbie » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:24 pm

Fuck FUCK FUCK I just relized I'm leaving Hawaii for the BURN in 9 days FUCK FUCK FUCK Planning and packing and FUCK........okay then....THE MAN GONNA BURN....................FUCK how am I going to do all this......okay relax....FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Post by Lassen Forge » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:34 am

Why is it always right fucking before BRC?

I was on the way to Reno last Thursday to work on the MV. Got 30 miles or so from Reno (just east of Truckee) when my motor blew the fuck up on the truck. I mean siezed to shit and fucked up tight DEAD.

Got it towed the rest of the way, so we got work done on the Artcar, even ran good thru its 1st event. But then had to dump most of my burner reserve into a new old truck, which ain't bad as it's had a lot done to it... I can get used to the short bed... and the casette deck can be changed... and I can even get over the Ford aspect of it all... to get me there in 3 fucking weeks. But to have this shit happen RIGHT before BRC, welll...... Something ain't the fuck right!!

Could have been worse, I guess. But damn, I can join the ranks of having a truck fuck the fuck up on the stretch to BRC. FUCK!!!

bb

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Post by pixiepam » Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:38 am

:(Well I don't Fucking get to go to BRC this Fucking year. So all you lucky Fuckers that do get to attend, think of me just once. It matters not where or when, but think of me on the Plya just once. I WILL BE THERE IN SPIRT! And will be burning in my soul. :(
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Post by Barbie » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:03 am

sorry Pixiepam that is fucked up you don't get to go.....I'll have some extra fun for you.....
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Post by joel the ornery » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:20 am

Barbie wrote:sorry Pixiepam that is fucked up you don't get to go.....I'll have some extra fun for you.....
Hey Barbie, aren't you in a cardboard tube on your way to Dr Pyro's via USPS?

oops, forgot... "fuck"

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Post by Barbie » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:45 am

Joel the ornery, There is a whole lot of us Barbie's around....and SOON we will take of the OVER THE FUCKING WORLD......sooooooo have your little fun now...
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Post by mojo » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:31 pm

Pixiepam,

FUCK - I'm sorry you don't get to go. I have written your name, along with a few others that can't be there this year, on a popsicle stick man so it can be burned with the Man.

BBSUE - HOLY FUCK! At least it didn't happen three weeks later!

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Post by Dr. Pyro » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:32 pm

Hay Barbie, come by the camp and let's you and I have a steamy yet meaningless sexual affair. You can call me by my given name: Ken.

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:59 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Hay Barbie, come by the camp and let's you and I have a steamy yet meaningless sexual affair. You can call me by my given name: Ken.

*Kicks up playa dust....*


Dr Pyro gets all the fucking Barbies........... :?



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Post by Jewel*** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:03 pm

FUCK!!!

The compressor for the A/C in my car has blown up. It's 95 fucking degrees here and hot air is blowing out of my vents. If I knew anything about fucking machinery it would so fucking help right know. Does $875.00 seem like a fair fucking price? Or, is the girl who knows nothing about machinery being fucking ripped off?

Fucking cars..........

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Post by Lassen Forge » Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:28 pm

Compressor, the labor to replace it, then to recharge the system. Sounds right, and if it's an older R-12 system sounds really fair. Depends on the car, but yeah, the Neon my ex and I had was about $1200 for the same thing.

(I later took an AC class at the local community college and spent the $$ for the gauges, the vacuum pump, etc... - then my ex took it and sold it at a garage sale. Grrrr....)

Not only does the compressor cost, but ya gotta have specialized equipment to recharge the system, and the knowhow to use it... and the refrigerant, if it's 134A it;s not bad, but if it's R12, then that shit is EXpensive now.

Just be glad it wasn't your whole fucking motor.

Always happens in the summer. And yeah, FUCK!!!

hugz...

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Post by helitack » Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:34 pm

...I wish I could just start my fucking truck...
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Post by Lassen Forge » Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:38 pm

And I wish my fucking truck hadn't fucking blown up.

What happened to yours?

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Post by Bin Noddin » Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:27 pm

helitack wrote:...I wish I could just start my fucking truck...
Story o' your fuckin life. What happened this time?
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Post by Box Burner » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:58 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Compressor, the labor to replace it, then to recharge the system. Sounds right, and if it's an older R-12 system sounds really fair. Depends on the car, but yeah, the Neon my ex and I had was about $1200 for the same thing.

(I later took an AC class at the local community college and spent the $$ for the gauges, the vacuum pump, etc... - then my ex took it and sold it at a garage sale. Grrrr....)

Not only does the compressor cost, but ya gotta have specialized equipment to recharge the system, and the knowhow to use it... and the refrigerant, if it's 134A it;s not bad, but if it's R12, then that shit is EXpensive now.

Just be glad it wasn't your whole fucking motor.

Always happens in the summer. And yeah, FUCK!!!

hugz...
BBSue you are fucking awesome. (good looking too, I might ad.)
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Post by MozyBonz » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:02 pm

Groove man wrote:BBSue you are fucking awesome. (good looking too, I might ad.)
You got that Fucking Right!

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Post by Bin Noddin » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:05 pm

Box Burner wrote:BBSue you are fucking awesome. (good looking too, I might ad.)
She welds! She drinks! She has her own bridge and its a huge one! She shoots firearms! She's a Cat skinner! And damned good-looking, too! Fuck, is it any wonder?
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Post by Lassen Forge » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:38 pm

:oops:

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