Confessions.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:10 pm

cowboyangel wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:i confess that i am re-doubling my urination targeting skills for '05.
...this guy is obsessed with pee.....hate to be around his bathroom.....
I wonder if he collects and stores it in bottles like Howard Hughes?

what is your confession, my son?

i confess, to avoid any more confusion, i have no obsession with said liquid above... yet i do enjoy the act of urinating

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:36 pm

I confess, it's easy for me to make a 12 step peeing addicts thread for you...I confess

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:05 pm

I confess....

1. I saw Santa Claus PEE on the playa during the Burn this year

2. I kept silent and I didn't want to say anything or be a snitch
because there are little children out there who still believe in him.

PS: Kids, he was a FAKE SANTA. The real Santa wouldn't do that.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:11 pm

I confess today is just really shitty. It is the first time in well over 10years that for a holiday I am alone with no family, no one. I am really feeling the blues today and missing my son. I am really missing sharing time with my family and my friends. I must confess this feeling of being alone today is just fucking depressing.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:37 pm

I love you Sandwichman!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:41 pm

Mmmm, sandwhichman.....YUM! :wink:

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:59 pm

Sandwichman wrote:I confess today is just really shitty. It is the first time in well over 10years that for a holiday I am alone with no family, no one. I am really feeling the blues today and missing my son. I am really missing sharing time with my family and my friends. I must confess this feeling of being alone today is just fucking depressing.

Well, DITTO here too. I know what youmean and it sucks.

Here's a big HUG for ya!!!! *MMMMMM*

My daughter and I were UN-invited to spend the holidays at my sister's house. She's an angry chaotic alcoholic hag, so we're better off not being there in her dysfunctional home and crazy fake life anyway. Today I will be thankful we did not have to endure all her drama today.

My daughter went to Clear Lake to spend Thanksgiving with her dad. Today I will be happy that they get to spend the holiday together.
My mom lives in West Virginia and I miss her terribly, but I am thankful that I can call her as soon as I get off work in a couple of hours and feel her hugs over the phone. Lastly, during the holidays I always miss my relatives and friends that have passed on. I especially miss my soulmate/fiancee/partner Gerry who passed away 4 years ago. Turkey Dinner use to make him soooo horny...or was that me??

But today I am thankful that he/they are no longer in pain and I have wonderful memories of our Thanksgivings long ago. My kitten "Oliver" is home waiting for turkey leftovers. Today I am thankful that he will be waiting for me (as usual) at the door, as soon as he hears the keys unlocking the door.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Happy Thanksgiving anyway....and....
Peace & Hugs....
Donita

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:14 pm

I am SO off to the crush thread. Make way! Make way, people!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:36 pm

I confess that I'm really curious about gigglesnorts. At one time I remember reading someone saying s/he is a sock and I really want to know more about who's!

I confess that I'm polishing off my, uh, 4th? bag of jalapeno cheese puffs in a couple weeks. Oh Barbara's, why did you make these so addictive and then I eat a ton and they make me feel sick? Why!? Must. stop. ordering. cases of cheesepuffs.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:43 pm

I confess I'm really curious about each and every one of you I read about here, curious about most every person I come across, and I continue to be curious about myself, as I seem to learn something new all the time.....

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:17 pm

drrrrrrrr. Not giving it up eh?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:53 pm

sparkletarte wrote:drrrrrrrr. Not giving it up eh?

I am what I am! Thirtysomething mother of three, grew up and currently live in Arkansas, none of you know me, I've never posted before my fabulous debut, up under nature or experience of burning man, "why I'm not going back" or something. Debuted in the bar on page 420~woo hoo! Never been to a burn, dying to go. Kinda silly, a bit self-conscious, lots of baggage from the past, whcih I have been spewing about on various places of this section of the board, general discussion "all things outside of burning man." That's me~on the outside looking in! Except it feels a little bit like I'm on the inside, at least on occasion, and I confess I find it slightly embarrassing that that means as much to me as it does, but mostly just very thankful to have a place such as this where I can come and not feel so alone so much.

I confess I'm not so free and easy and flirty in real life as I portray myself here, maybe a little, but am that way always in my deepest thoughts, whatever that means. Maybe gigglesnort is a puppet for myself? But they are one and the same, the one typing hte words under hte name of gigglesnort.

Damn, that just cleared things right up! I'm daydreaming and scheming about how to get myself out there this summer, so until then........? I don't think any of you are real either! :wink:

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:54 pm

I confess I really enjoy Dave Chappell's rendition of "I want to pee on you".

(you need real player to see it.)

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:55 pm

I also confess that wishing everyone a happy thanksgiving is a lotta hard work.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:00 pm

I know that I am not real... but that's because I know what reality really is (it doesn't exist)... so... welcome, Gigglesnorting One... and if it is real eplaya, kick you in the face, and strap on action in the rear, that you're looking for... you have come to the right place... trust me.

Last year, I was just like you... and then I came here and found my home. I have actually met some of these people (a wonderful experience all the way around) and this is my new home... at least, until they kick me out (which, like all of us, I suspect will happen at any moment) at which time I will move on to something else.

Welcome, O, Giggly One, and may your Snorts echo on the Real Playa this Summer...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:10 pm

on my knees with gratitude for letting me tag along, ya'll.....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:17 pm

On your knees is cool... for a while... then it's my turn!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:35 pm

gigglesnort wrote:on my knees ...

Hey while you are down there.

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I think I dropped my fork

What did you think I was gonna say you sick fucks.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:09 pm

samtzu wrote:I know that I am not real... but that's because I know what reality really is (it doesn't exist)... so... welcome, Gigglesnorting One... and if it is real eplaya, kick you in the face, and strap on action in the rear, that you're looking for... you have come to the right place... trust me.

Last year, I was just like you... and then I came here and found my home. I have actually met some of these people (a wonderful experience all the way around) and this is my new home... at least, until they kick me out (which, like all of us, I suspect will happen at any moment) at which time I will move on to something else.

Welcome, O, Giggly One, and may your Snorts echo on the Real Playa this Summer...

Sam...I'm not really real either..so what's going on? it's nice anyway

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:18 pm

cowboyangel wrote:
samtzu wrote:I know that I am not real... but that's because I know what reality really is (it doesn't exist)... so... welcome, Gigglesnorting One... and if it is real eplaya, kick you in the face, and strap on action in the rear, that you're looking for... you have come to the right place... trust me.

Last year, I was just like you... and then I came here and found my home. I have actually met some of these people (a wonderful experience all the way around) and this is my new home... at least, until they kick me out (which, like all of us, I suspect will happen at any moment) at which time I will move on to something else.

Welcome, O, Giggly One, and may your Snorts echo on the Real Playa this Summer...
See the "Who Do You Say That I Am?" thread... succinct answer...
Sam...I'm not really real either..so what's going on? it's nice anyway

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:19 pm

FUCK!! I gotta' edit these things before I post them...

I answered inside your quotes, Cowboy...

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:20 pm

I confess that every time I see this thread I think of the English Beat.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:22 pm

..is that Yeats? no wait a minute...he was Irish......

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 8:01 am

1. I confess I got drunk like a monkey last night on margaritas.

2. I confess I got sick last night from those margaritas.

3. I confess I posted something on here in a drunken stupor last
night and have no idea where or what.

4. I confess I am majorly hungover and at work now. **ugh**

5. I confess that despite how I feel right now, I am a happy person.

6. I confess I am a smiley-icon-addict. Better go to the 12 Step thread...

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 8:06 am

Donita wrote: 3. I confess I posted something on here in a drunken stupor last
night and have no idea where or what.

I confess I have done the same thing and have come to regret it later.
I confess I need to go to that regret thread and confess there that I do have a regret.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 11:24 pm

I confess,

This is one lovely evening.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:44 am

I confess that sweet and tender as the younger version of hte avatar of Mr. Tzu is, hte look in the eye of that knowing mysteriously silly one does much more for me....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:50 am

gigglesnort wrote:I confess that sweet and tender as the younger version of hte avatar of Mr. Tzu is, hte look in the eye of that knowing mysteriously silly one does much more for me....

I'll change it tonight...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:50 pm

I confess that the "Nature of Burningman" subforum has become a vast wasteland to me.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:29 am

I confess I have bailed, yet again, on my coworkers so far today. I confess I don't rightly know why they haven't fired me yet. I confess I'm not sure if I'm actually wanting to keep this job or trying to lose it subconsciously. I confess I wish I knew a way to make a living that was as much fun as goofing around on the eplaya (I'm sure I'm all alone in that sentiment).

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