The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:48 am

and of course, near BRC............

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:13 am

oh yeah, baby

*runs through bar stripping off clothes, out through the door, past the horses, and jumps into the water*

CANNONBALL!!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:50 pm

M'kay........ enough of this............

Hiccups and Hernias is above the Bar half-way down the page.......

I say we Drink!!!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:24 pm

let me guess ... he drank each of those bottles, then placed them carefully around himself, and then passed out?

now, that's talent!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:37 pm

Hey!... how'de you know..... That's how I'd do it...........hehehe....

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:42 am

thisisthatwhichis wrote:Hey!... how'de you know..... That's how I'd do it...........hehehe....

I would hope I wouldn't leave the big wet spot though.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:36 am

G'morning!!!!!
Tangerine Dream anyone?

pogonip is everywhere and lasted well into the afternoon yesturday.
its even on the inside of our kitchen window!
....................and the house is very warm!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:48 am

*wanders in, whistling OMWs in a tango beat*

Hi PM.....nice, I'd love one......
I'll put some coffee on, too............

having internet trouble this morning......dang..........

oh, and, Artemis:
look what you started at the, "private, insiders only, for naked burners and cowboys" hotspring....everyone's doing cannonballs now, waiting in line.....

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:46 pm

*raises the BAR to the top*

Cause you know THIS is the fun-est thread!!!!!!..........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:06 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:*raises the BAR to the top*

Cause you know THIS is the fun-est thread!!!!!!..........

*the crowd is hushed....."TITWI has performed magic" (raising the BAR to the top)......
those "of the body",chanting: (rhythm similar to We are the champions)

The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*
The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*
The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*
The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*
The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*

Oh, TITWI......now, you've done it.......

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:16 pm

ygmir wrote:oh, and, Artemis:
look what you started at the, "private, insiders only, for naked burners and cowboys" hotspring....everyone's doing cannonballs now, waiting in line.....

Well, maybe you should let them know that I peed in there.

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:25 pm

But you only peed in the peeing section, right?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:27 pm

Yes, but I hovered, so may have spilled over to the other section.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:05 pm

I bet those cowboys were a-o-k with you peein' in the pond......after looking up and seeing "heaven in the form of a cannonball" (Brazilian or otherwise) descending upon them, as if from Dog above, I can't imagine they'd not relish the thought of bathing in said discharge..........
probably gargled with it, too...........

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:25 pm

ygmir wrote:I bet those cowboys were a-o-k with you peein' in the pond......after looking up and seeing "heaven in the form of a cannonball" (Brazilian or otherwise) descending upon them, as if from Dog above, I can't imagine they'd not relish the thought of bathing in said discharge..........
probably gargled with it, too...........

yummy. i vote we add human excrements to the menu! all in favor, say "yay"!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:32 pm

Jeeze................

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:37 pm

After that, a drink is called for.

Serving Pinch and Kahlua.
Who's up for one?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:40 pm

oohh, oohh, me, me, I'm up...........

*OMWs coming from under the floor*

someone put some pink floyd on the Juke, please?

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:44 pm

ygmir - it's time to explain your obsession with OMW.

Or start a theme camp with OMW as it's foundation.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:02 pm

**burn** wrote:ygmir - it's time to explain your obsession with OMW.

Or start a theme camp with OMW as it's foundation.

*those "of the body" look on with furrowed brows, OMWs staccato*

Obsession? Burn, how can that be?
I merely report what, I'm sure, everyone sees and hears, and, in a sense, knows.
do you not note the OMWs wafting, continuously from and and all parts of the bar?
Do you not hear it, even in the out-of-doors, especially when the pogonip is heavy?

Have you not noted the presence, ethereal as they may be, of those "of the body" and, how, by direction of Landru, they carry out deeds, in the name of "the Bar"?
*chanting "of the body" begins:
The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the Bar, and, its love of us all (of the body)*

Does not the OMWs bring you peace and tranquility, as well as happiness, just through its mere presence in the world around us?
It's uplifting tone and message all pervasive, omnipotent in its grandeur?

egad,
tell me everyone knows of which I speak, and, is merely hesitant to tell the world.................

MMWWWUUUHEWHEHEHEEHAHAHAAHAA

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:19 am

*pokes head up out of blankets, notes OMWs softly playing*
hey, where is everyone?
*stokes fire, puts Maxwellhouse in percolator and goes back to the couch*...........

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:25 am

ygmir wrote: hey, where is everyone?

We were hanging out in the hot springs, trying to outdo those japanese. Where where you, you silly pagan you?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:44 am

I'm still on the couch, grooming my eyebrows........

reveling in the outer silence, inner OMWs.......

and thinking about Burns question and my answer from the evening, last.....

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:56 am

ygmir wrote:thinking about Burns question

**burn** wrote: Who's up for one?

I know that you're always up for one. So what can I serve you?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:58 am

how about a weiner cocktail?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:06 am

hahaha, nice, but,

isn't that my line?..........

*the assembled folk "of the body" grin knowingly, humming OMWs, at the image of Saint O, bringing refreshment, and, the promise of merriment*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:41 am

WEE~

G'morning Gang!

What a fun night last night, Kernul Killbuck painted the background wall of the new Bar fish tank, whilst Nilasnake One eyed Dick, Titwi and I made Bacon Ornaments!!!

hahahaaaa....Life is indeed Grand!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:42 am

Grabs a cocktail and cup of coffee from passing wiener dog.
Now we are at the top brings a whole new meaning to
Stairway to Heaven.....

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:45 am

Sneak peek of the Makana Cove Bar, fishtank background, that Kernul Killbuck painted last night!

And Cryptofish'y...This ones for YOU! Muah~

Note the portholes, HOLES...are real!
The other side you see through is the office.
There are real portholes for the office side of the wall, and the holes will be bumped all the way up to the glass of a 6 ft long, 125 gallon salt water fish tank. You will be able to go in the office, open up a mirrored porthole, and look through the tank out into the bar and livingroom!
weeee~!!!!!!

yes, I know, I know....we're wierd! ...and I like it Mikey!

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:49 am

what? what's that I hear? no! This will be in my head all day.

The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*
The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*
The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*
The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*
The Bar is good, the Bar is grand, All hail, the precious Bar
*thump, thump,......... thump......thump, thump......thump*