The Bar

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:26 pm

*looks up from the corner where GE and he are having a moment*

Hey CBA! I think the Sutras may be doing something!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:27 pm

I love the way you smell fishy! Here's a vodka clam juice to you!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:28 pm

now BHA your mission in life is to get Joel interested in the sutras...he works for a registered Hindu.......

naw, it's not your mission to do anything except the missionary position...
here's to Nimrods everywhere!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:31 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Tisha--where's the paperwork I have to fill out for there to be a "Toast the Fishy Night" at the bar?

I thought every night was "Toast the Fishist" night.
Here Fishist, fire this up...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:35 pm

Sensei wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Here Fishist, fire this up...

Hey everybody.......mmmmm, what's that smell?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:36 pm

buckethead alien wrote:*looks up from the corner where GE and he are having a moment*

Hey CBA! I think the Sutras may be doing something!

*grabs BHA by his buckets and pulls him back into the corner*

Oh, no. You're not getting away from me until we make you fee ALL BETTER....

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:37 pm

cowboyangel wrote:now BHA your mission in life is to get Joel interested in the sutras...he works for a registered Hindu....

registered Hindu?

hardly... registered...

registered.... big brother?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:39 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
Sensei wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Here Fishist, fire this up...
Hey everybody.......mmmmm, what's that smell?

BBQ razorback, I believe.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:40 pm

cowboyangel wrote:now BHA your mission in life is to get Joel interested in the sutras...he works for a registered Hindu.......

Hey! I had a chance to register as a Hindu when I was at City Hall getting my Poetic Liscense!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:41 pm

cowboyangel wrote:sutras...

like you never met a rule you didn't bend.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:41 pm

Sensei, do I have to wait until monday???

Do you have SCANNING capabilities??

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:44 pm

What are Dromedary religious writings called?

The Camel Sutras.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:46 pm

*fights to pull himself up from atop GE for a second. She won't let him go*

CBA! Can you post the link again? I think it was among those that went down yesterday....oh, my god! The eplaya went down just after Tisha offered up that bottle of enlightenment last night! Or maybe it was her booty.

*GE pulls BHA back down again with that 'kiss me you fool' look in her eyes*

Ooof.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:47 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Sensei, do I have to wait until monday???

Yes. Builds character. Puts hair on your back. Gives you gravitas. Puts all of us in suspence. Gives Sensei a teeny tiny temporary feeling of power over you. He needs that.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:49 pm

buckethead alien wrote:*fights to pull himself up from atop GE for a second. She won't let him go*

CBA! Can you post the link again? I think it was among those that went down yesterday....oh, my god! The eplaya went down just after Tisha offered up that bottle of enlightenment last night! Or maybe it was her booty.

*GE pulls BHA back down again with that 'kiss me you fool' look in her eyes*

Ooof.

*Fishy draws a screen over this scene.

(there is a peephole for those of you who cannot bear not to watch.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:55 pm

buckethead alien wrote:*fights to pull himself up from atop GE for a second. She won't let him go*

CBA! Can you post the link again? I think it was among those that went down yesterday....oh, my god! The eplaya went down just after Tisha offered up that bottle of enlightenment last night! Or maybe it was her booty.

*GE pulls BHA back down again with that 'kiss me you fool' look in her eyes*

Ooof.

it was me that broke the eplaya!!!

nice, fishy...camel sutra... heehee!! hey - are you, umm, on the barbie?

*waners over to peephole, drink in hand*

ooh!- nice move, Guin![/i]

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:03 pm

tisha2 wrote: nice, fishy...camel sutra... heehee!! hey - are you, umm, on the barbie?

Nope. That's Dr. Pyro's camp, as I recall. And I'm not on the rag either.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:03 pm

tisha2 wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:*fights to pull himself up from atop GE for a second. She won't let him go*

CBA! Can you post the link again? I think it was among those that went down yesterday....oh, my god! The eplaya went down just after Tisha offered up that bottle of enlightenment last night! Or maybe it was her booty.

*GE pulls BHA back down again with that 'kiss me you fool' look in her eyes*

Ooof.
it was me that broke the eplaya!!!

nice, fishy...camel sutra... heehee!! hey - are you, umm, on the barbie?

*waners over to peephole, drink in hand*

ooh!- nice move, Guin![/i]

*winking at Tish* Thanks, babe.. Learned it from you...

BHA, don't make me break out my cuffs.... they haven't been used in a while.... and I'll grab Lydia's flogger... don't think I won't do it!

*tossing and turning and general havoc are detectable through the screen*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:06 pm

*sharp buzzing sound comes from behind the screen; crowd rushes the peephole*

You brought Rian's sander?

Oh, BABY!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:12 pm

*Quietly wanders in, slips behind the bar and pours himself a cup of coffee*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:17 pm

buckethead alien wrote:*sharp buzzing sound comes from behind the screen; crowd rushes the peephole*

You brought Rian's sander?

Oh, BABY!

Why, no... she just leaves it here!

Oh, and, on that note *Guini flips small switch over her right shoulder, bed begins vibrating*

she brought all the fun buzzy stuff from SeaCom....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:17 pm

What drives me to drink (and act the ass) in the eplaya bar?
This was from an office memo:

Interesting fact #1 - Believe it or not! They use flipcharts in Mongolia when they facilitate local village meetings. In one area I visited, they hold two annual meetings, one with the local men and one with the local women. The local facilitator I talked with said "the women are much more comfortable with the brainstorming process than the men are, but both groups love chocolate! "

although I can't argue about the chocolate.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:18 pm

Smooooch! Good to see you Zuggie.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:20 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:What drives me to drink (and act the ass) in the eplaya bar?
This was from an office memo:
Interesting fact #1 - Believe it or not! They use flipcharts in Mongolia when they facilitate local village meetings. In one area I visited, they hold two annual meetings, one with the local men and one with the local women. The local facilitator I talked with said "the women are much more comfortable with the brainstorming process than the men are, but both groups love chocolate! "
although I can't argue about the chocolate.

Just stop it. that whispering in my ear thing drives me crazy (especially when its about chocolate!)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:23 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:What drives me to drink (and act the ass) in the eplaya bar?
This was from an office memo:
Interesting fact #1 - Believe it or not! They use flipcharts in Mongolia when they facilitate local village meetings. In one area I visited, they hold two annual meetings, one with the local men and one with the local women. The local facilitator I talked with said "the women are much more comfortable with the brainstorming process than the men are, but both groups love chocolate! "
although I can't argue about the chocolate.
Just stop it. that whispering in my ear thing drives me crazy (especially when its about chocolate!)

Wait until I bring out the color coded (pink and blue) flip charts, my little parakeet.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:25 pm

buckethead alien wrote:*sharp buzzing sound comes from behind the screen; crowd rushes the peephole*

You brought Rian's sander?

Oh, BABY!

Guini--I can loan you the MrFishist's EMT scissors if you ever want to cut those silver pants off BHA.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:25 pm

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gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:30 pm

[giggles ventures out into real world, looking back over her shoulder]

See ya sooner, I'm sure (fuckin addict).

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:33 pm

Hiya Giggles, * leans over and gives her a little kiss on the neck, nibbles an earlobe,.. whispering *chocolate kisses after a little chocolate body painting might be fun later, Later Giggles

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:38 pm

tisha2 wrote:
it was me that broke the eplaya!!!

And here I thought it was Al Gore...

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