The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:29 pm

Yup, no checks. But we do take it out in trade. What can you offer, Joel? And it's got to appeal to a bunch of left coast liberal whacko scythe wielding women.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:30 pm

And do remember, this is a salmon who slaps back.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:31 pm

*eyes woodrow carefully*
I'm going to put you on a bungee cord. No dissapering on my watch.

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:37 pm

Why thank ye kindly Samtzu, and to celebrate my 2nd visit to the bar...

TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!

on uh...Rob's tab..I'm not so much working as slacking right now

No worries Rian, we'll catch up later...I'm still coming your way in June, remember...

Hey so where's Cap'n Goddammit? Haven't seen him in a while.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:45 pm

technopatra wrote:Why thank ye kindly Samtzu, and to celebrate my 2nd visit to the bar...

TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!

on uh...Rob's tab..I'm not so much working as slacking right now

*fishy lines up a que of Tequila shots, whistling the appropriate surf tune. Pulls Rob's tab.* If he doesn't pay, am I liable for the charges to my sock? *scratches head, shrugs. Starts new tab and leaves it face up on bar so that anyone who can read upside down knows that Martha Stuart is paying for tonight's debauch.*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:49 pm

Thank you miss Patria... and I'll have some of Nipper's special tequila... sipping stuff, indeed!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:50 pm

Thanks for the drink! Now I need something to settle my stomach. He's 'thinking about it' for 2 days. Grrr. I hate this waiting. I just want my house!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:52 pm

Good tequila... I'm down the road for a bit folks... probably catch y'all later....

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:56 pm

did somebody say tequilla!

hook me up...

quick :)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 3:59 pm

regynalonglank wrote:did somebody say tequilla!

hook me up...

quick :)

*fishy extends the line to regyna and adds another line to the tab*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:00 pm

it's very special tequila. check for it on that there top shelf. he's such a booze snob.

hey! since tish isn't here, i'm gonna make it double happy hour. (don't worry, the secret PM girls club approved this). here's what makes it double happy: all the regular barflies - plus techno - are getting their tabs transferred to Tony Blair's. It does withdrawals directly from his account, in fact.

RESET TO ZERO!!!

(golly gee willikers, see what happens when the eplaya crashes and the camp starts and Techno shows up?)

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:01 pm

I Love This Bar!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:06 pm

*fishy does much scratching and adding to the bar tabs*

Tony Blair, huh. Well, I'm going to order several cases of Beefeaters in his name then. For a rainy day. Or should I get that blue stuff? Is there anything in a royal purple?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:29 pm

technopatra wrote:No worries Rian, we'll catch up later...I'm still coming your way in June, remember...

WHAT? No way! Technopants (thanks, Rian) is coming to the Emerald City? In June? Man, I'm gonna start savin' now... Please make sure to make a Monday night at the LL if at all possible; we'll drown your little Boston self in mojitoes.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:39 pm

Okay, the bar is mine for the next while. Time to put my mark on it. But NO kareoke machine. What can I do?

What can I do?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:51 pm

*Delivery Truck pulls up outside* Burly delivery person: Here you are, one Saki Vending machine with the Glowstick instead of yen option. Sign here.

*fishy scribbles*

BDP: "tThank you Mr. Blair. And I must say, that Millenium Dome was something else."

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:52 pm

I'd probably better convert that to Tequila. I wonder if I can turn off the heater.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:59 pm

A salty kiss to you all; I'm off duty.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:05 pm

I'll take the next shift.

Who said no Karaoke? Is that your rule or Tisha's?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:07 pm

oh they just *think* there's no karaoke

*Sings an impassioned rendition of "I will survive"*

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:10 pm

kewl, me next

que up the Barry White baby 'Can't get enough of your love'

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:13 pm

Hey, I'm in. Got the fire going in the hearth, laptop on the couch. Ah, the wireless age.

Now, about a beverage...Stuart? Can you get me a little Laphroaig? The really, really old stuff? That is, once your done with the Barry White.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:16 pm

May I please have a shirley temple?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:18 pm

filled with southern comfort?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:20 pm

cowboyangel wrote:filled with southern comfort?

Oh yes please! Wait, what does that mean?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:21 pm

...if you get tired of your drink just pour it in your gas tank

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:25 pm

godDAMMIT, i love you guys!

and no karaoke was soooo not my rule...i knew there was a reason i was singing "good to mama" from Chicago while my dial-up was a-dialin'...

you keep on 'tendin bar, there stuey - i'm just poppin' in before whippin' up some vittles fer my young'uns (what the hell?? i seem to be channeling Calamity Jane or some shit...)

i need me some whiskey!!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:25 pm

*Oh, my darling I
I can't get enough of your love babe
oh no babe
I don't know I don't know why...*

O.K.

One 50 y.o dbl of laphroaig with a dash of highland spring water

and

A shirley temple with a sidebucket of southern comfort

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:28 pm

Gee thanks!

gotta go tend to the yung'ns too

Bye everybody! See you later!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:30 pm

Dbl Makers for Tisha

how do you take that?

The Bar

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