The Bar

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:32 pm

night all giggles Zule Bamb Sensei, lurkers, DOJ, whatever

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:35 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Bambi did you do something to Giggles, I'm only accusing you in the nicest way.

Well she is kind of tender and young ....

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:37 pm

G'night Cowboy ... I'd kiss ya but my teeth just get in the way.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:41 pm

Hey Bambi, guess who's going out to dinner with MISS Lydia Love Sunday night? I'm going to need all the beauty sleep I can get. Night, all!

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:44 pm

Miss Lydia was my fav thing at the Mand G, Give her a big ol toothy kiss for me. And Goodnight from me too.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:54 pm

Sorry Cowboy I'm not much of a dancer, I should go too but I think I'll hang around a little while longer.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:14 am

Ok I give in time to go, see you tomorrow

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:23 am

pussies!!

what??! it's only, like, 2..??

whatever....i'll just continue to work on my very vampy lip-sync rendition of "mama" from Chicago... you should see it....OH! if yer lucky, you will! fucking universe denied me the ability to sing...but godDAMMIT can i vamp!

nighty-night, kids!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:53 am

if I could stay up much longer I'd listen to you sing but I've had too many beers.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 4:59 am

*tall dark stranger staggers into the bar and falls over.... picks himself up and staggers a few more feet and falls over again.... pulls himself up by the chair at the nearest table and finally manages to stand upright. He peers around the empty room and orders a Gatorade©. Since no one is there to serve him, he lurches for the bar and misses. He lays on the floor for a moment... contemplating the rail sooooooooooooo far ahead of him... he crawls towards it, mounts it, and raises himself up to the level of the bar..... he peers at the mirror....

"Asshole" he says at his reflection... and slowly, ever so slowly... passes out. A mouse runs across his stomach... but he doesn't notice.... he is down for the count....*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:21 pm

*Several hours later the tall dark stranger wakes up with a large purple bruse on his cheek from laying on the bar rail, passed out.... his head feels like a soccer ball after being used in practice by Manchester United, and his mouth tastes like what he imagines Rob's shorts must tast like after an all night debauche at Senor Pepe's.... He decides to go do something quite and peacefull.... like bowling. He lurches for the door and staggers off into a blindingly sunny day....*

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:23 pm

i need a good cigar......

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:31 pm

no one's here.....must all be sleeping it off somewhere...bunch o drunks....

let's see what's behind the bar here......my my...a bottle of Moxie....well I'll just help myself to that thing....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:32 pm

Whusssup cowboy....ladies adn ghouls....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:34 pm

giigles Moxie is still made in Atlanta Ga. or should I say Alllana.....
just boning up on my accent in prep for being a North Carolinian....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:36 pm

gota go..have Sam leave me a cigar ok?

<H5> Very big cigar </H5>

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:36 pm

ya'll and fix'n will take you far....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:41 pm

[giggles presents a large bag MaryPoppins-style, digs around and produces one sky-writing plane, which proceeds to spell out:]

Sam, one big cigar for the smokin cowboy....

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:58 pm

* Sensei enters carrying a baseball bat *

Will someone take this and hit me real hard on the head with it? Please?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 1:04 pm

Aah, Sensei, if you need a spanking, I can find someone for you. I'd like to volunteer to be your sub-spotter though.

Ooh. This could be fun.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 1:27 pm

I know this sounds strange, but what Sensei needs is to be knocked completely unconscious. Maybe I should sneak up behind Tish and give her a pinch... Yeah, that's the ticket. Robbi, If I ask nicely, would you dump my corpse out in the desert somewhere? Give the poor coyotes somethin' to pick over...

OUCH!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:05 pm

Aah, Sensei. Come over here by me on the dusty couch, so I can wrap my legs and arms around you...stroke your hair...smell your clothes...and make squeaky noises.

Hmmmmm.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:38 pm

~guides Sensei to couch & bat to fireplace~

Oh yeah.
Squeaking noises!
For YOU, senoir Sensei!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:09 pm

*Walks in straight to the cooler and gets a beer,*

Hey,... anybody here?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:14 pm

may i have a beer, please.

hey, Force asked me to get him something, can i leave it here?

Main Entry: Ugly American
Function: noun
Etymology: The Ugly American (1958), collection of stories by Eugene Burdick died 1965 and William J. Lederer b1912 American authors
Date: 1965
: an American in a foreign country whose behavior is offensive to the people of that country

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:15 pm

I'll get one for Force also.

"an American in a foreign country whose behavior is offensive to the people of that country"

Totally key.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:17 pm

here's a beer,
depends does it have a timer in it?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:28 pm

DVD Burner wrote:I'll get one for Force also.

"an American in a foreign country whose behavior is offensive to the people of that country"

Totally key.

well, i already have a couple of choice nouns for e-playans whose behavior is offensive to the people of the e-playa.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:34 pm

Gents keep in mind, cleaning up a bar fight that results in the scattering of bodily fluids requires bleach or some other sterilizing cleaner and we don't have any so it this gets heated I'm going to have to ask you to take it outside.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:41 pm

I got your back, Zule.

~readies net cannons~

You guys can fight all you want, just not in here.
Not even sly, under the belt obtusely, or thinly veiled.