What I Learned Today

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:46 pm

Russel Stover "sugar free" jellybeans (and any other candy containing maltinol) are not to be eaten in quantity.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:11 pm

"Mild laxitve effect," huh?

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:45 pm

littleflower wrote:omohyoid, sternomastoid, splenius capitus, trapezius

Don't forget pectoantebrachialis.

I learned that I really do hate tofu.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:56 pm

Officials have agreed to correct spelling errors in road signs pointing to a central Massachusetts lake with a 45-letter name. Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg in Webster has one of the world's longest place names. It's been spelled many different ways over the years. Some locals have given up and simply call it Lake Webster.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:50 am

The name is longer than the lake. We used to drive by it. Revenge of the Pequots......

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:36 am

I learned today that a kiss, a simple kiss and taste of one's lover's tongue is an ohhhh-soooooo sweet sweet sweeeeeeeeeeeet momentous moment (even an erotic one) that we both have been craving for, waiting for, all week... I learned today that I am patient, and so is he, and we will see each other soon....and FUCK LIKE CRAZY MONKEYS!!!!

How fucking mushy is that?

It's Spring.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:47 pm

I've learned that Poo's man better hustle home in a hurry.

She needs some serious lovin'!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:03 pm

I learned the definition of compersion and took great pleasure in its meaning.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:39 am

ooh-la-la. Thanks to my favorite monkey character, I just learned a new word!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 25, 2009 5:53 pm

Thanks, Mozy, for telling me to check out the internet! You were right about babies and honey. Honey carries teeny tiny spores of botulism. Babies under a year old don't have the immune systems they need to fight the botulism spores. So, baby RJ will have to wait 6 more months (or maybe more). Glad you said something...