The person below me

[clocksnmirrors]

hahaaaa

i know i know! the weather got cold so i took a break. but i'm taking up the gauntlet again. stay tuned....

tpbm isn't ashamed to have a good stiff drink at 9 in the morning!

[TomServo]

Not at all! I work 3rd shift
TPBM smells garlic in the strangest places.

[clocksnmirrors]

ok. since you brought it up...

this one time at a place i used to work, i walked into one of the office areas and smelled the garlicky goodness of shrimp scampi. i loudly proclaimed how delicious the aroma was





only to find out that tim had just burped his lunch moments before i entered. yes. i was savoring the aroma of used scampi.

tpbm just threw up in their mouth a little

[theCryptofishist]

No.
TPBM spent too much time this afternoon thinking about Gutenburg's wine press.

[knowmad]

no my Random Day Obsession was wrestling with the Epistemological debate over whether or not a self aware computer could officiate a gay wedding or would civilization implode?

TPBM uses ____________ to get rid of __________ when they ___________________.

[lemur]

i dont believe lemurs are yet capable of solving such complex mental challenges.

but i will try

Larry Harvey


Blue Balls


Hurt



the person below me thinks the sun is wayyyyy too bright today

[clocksnmirrors]

it rained all day yesterday so today's sunshine was very welcome

tpbm feels guilty after eating fast food

[knowmad]

OH!, that's like a Serious for me. My one and only flip-out-food-rant is how much I HATE Fast Food!
That and giving vegetarians a hard time. yeah, I get a little Food Nazi.

PBM What is your Porno Name?

[TomServo]

Porno name: Dick Trickle
Greek name: Testicl(ee)s
Indian name: Scrotum pole

TPBM used to play silly drunk name games.

[theCryptofishist]

Never drank enough to develope games.
TPBM just thought "amateur."

[ygmir]

no, I thought "armadillo"

TPBM finds Fishy so sophisticated, it's intimidating

[theCryptofishist]

I'm kinda amazed that no one thinks she's a fraud.
TPBM learned to drive out of a book.

[TomServo]

No, I learned to drive by getting behind the wheel.

TPBM hears the sound of bagpipes.

[clocksnmirrors]

almost. that should actually say "tpbm hears the sound of bagpipes and cringes"

tpbm wishes SNL would get funny again

[knowmad]

nah then some one would die.

PBM you accidentally get sent to hell; you have one phone call, who do you call?

[Elorrum]

[media]

I guess that's the standard 911 from that area.

tpbm can appreciate a good gospel tune from time to time.

[clocksnmirrors]

back in the day yes. now not so much

tpbm gets really annoyed when the word "ironic" is used incorrectly

[Captain Goddammit]

Ironically, yes.
The person below me doesn't know their own strength.

[ranger magnum]

I thought i did, but now i need an mri..

Tpbm knows how to light a fire with a 9v battery and steel wool

[clocksnmirrors]

no... but i know how to fright a liar with a steel bat and 9 voles


tpbm is 50% ready for the burn

[FIGJAM]

Puleassssssse!!!!

Give me 1/2 hour to pack and I'm ready to buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!


TPBM thought that was a silly question.

[Savannah]

Nah, we're all so different. The fastest I've ever prepped for the Burn was in 3 weeks. Could I have done it faster? Maybe. 30 minutes? Never. I take 30 minutes just to get ready for bed.

The person below me spends so much of their Burn near-naked that their clothes packing takes 10 minutes.

[Eric]

I spend $60-$100 on dry-cleaning outfits before I head to the Burn, naked is not a lifestyle I choose to be part of (publicly)


tpbm is ready to move out of crises mode

[lucky420]

yes please. I need some nice calm, no problems, even-keeled time

the person below me likes thunderstorms

[gaminwench]

Oh, yes... the storms on the Great Plains during my childhood were spine-tingling, eardrum smashing wonderments of nature!

TPBM is a-feared of lightning...

[clocksnmirrors]

lightning only bothers me when it's screwing up my electronics

tpbm has an old school piggy bank

[Eric]

Nope - 1970s smiley-face cookie jar for the pennies, 70s smiley-face coffee cups for quarters, dimes, nickles (1 cup ea)


tpbm really would like someone in their life to stop being an idiot.

[clocksnmirrors]

after i stopped chuckling i realized i would like EVERYBODY in the world to stop being idiots!


tpbm had a bad experience with popcorn husks and tender gums

[Savannah]

Owwwwwwww . . . I don't even like to THINK about it. How can you, Clocks??

The person below me can't watch a certain movie ever again . . .

[clocksnmirrors]

oh
muh
gah!

have you ever seen "it's my party"? it's about this guy dying of aids who has a party during which he takes a lethal dose surrounded by family and friends

i've never cried so hard at a movie. i'll never ever watch that again


tpbm thinks steven segal is a douche but can't resist watching his movies anyway