your stupid joke here

[Ratty]

Yup. Real stupud.

[FIGJAM]

Going to Subway is a form of prostitution.

Hiring someone to do your wife's job!!!

[Thecatman]

Early one evening at a bar a man says to this beautiful woman. "Can I buy you a drink"?
The woman replies "Sure, but it won't get you anything"?
A few hours later the man asks again "Mind if I buy you a drink"
"Sure but it won't et you anywhere".
Last call gets announced and the man asks if he could take her to his apartment.
"OK but you won't very far" she replied
They get inside the apartment and the man says "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I want you for my wife".
The woman says excitedly "Well that's different. Send her in".

[MimiRKarr]

A woman walks into a bar and a man sits down next to her. The man says "Hey, can I buy you a drink" And the woman says "No I'm allergic" And he says "What happens" and she says "My legs" and he asks "What they swell?" And she says "No, the spread"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA c:

[Canoe]

So I was at the doctor's office and he decided to prescribe a drug for an illness. But when he reached into his pocket to grab a pen so he could write the prescription, he instead pulled out a thermometer. He looked at it, then turned to me and said "Great, some asshole's got my pen."

[Rez]

Bill said Hillary Clinton has a Fluffy Bear Rug at home in front of the fireplace.

But don't worry...

It's not Dead.

It's just too scared to move.

[Patsh]

I bought myself some sexy, crotchless panties, for my husband's enjoyment...
I dropped my skirt, and asked, with a grin, "You want some of this?"

He said, "Hell no!!! Do you see what it did to your underwear?"

[lucky420]

Funny jokes everyone.

I can never remember a joke to save my ass.

[Canoe]

We've made it to the edge of the playa. So far, so good. If we can make it across the playa and over the fence, we'll fit right in and they'll never find us.

so far, so good.jpg

[Canoe]

Friend at work today: one of his co-workers was teasing him about his shirt looking just like Captain Kirk's shirt from Star Trek. His response was to grab the lapel of his vest and open it to reveal the stylized "A" of his Captain James T. Kirk shirt.

[Thecatman]

Funny jokes everyone.

I can never remember a joke to save my ass.

Several of the ones I've posted I get from KOH at 7:30am. They have "the joke of the day"

[Lonesomebri]

How can you tell the Burner at a campfire?

They are the ones with EL wire, LEDs and glow sticks.

How can you tell the Burner at a campfire sing-along?

They are the ones with a DJ

How can you tell the Burner at a campfire hotdog roast?

They are the one gifting your hotdogs to themselves.

[digitalmorgan]

A skeleton walks into a bar.
Bartender asks 'what can i get'cha?"
Skeleton says " A beer... and a mop."

[FIGJAM]

If you sit on an ice burg to long you'll get polaroid's!!!

[FIGJAM]

An ePlayan was surprised to be able to buy an entire Chess set at a pawn shop!!!

[dragonpilot]

A blowfly walks into a bar and says "Is that stool taken?"

[dragonpilot]

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later, whereas the other will see you in awhile.

[Zona]

The Joke is: You can't do it with the knowing about.

Let me be the first to tell.......ever hear that before? First guess spelling, not looking back, all of it...


Ya.....


You are ten year up the bull shit ladder, man use the math, to stand here and say that, I should be glad, but I am sad.

Had to do it. The news is a lie, blame me. I DARE YOU.

So lets take you through one of them.......Is there even an airline called German Wings? Can the plane go the speed of sound to the crash site........why is it people back up bull shit with the random. We hide our eyes, you need to know people and ask, to want to.
P.S, I am mindcontrol, I know it, I know how it works, if you come around me you will be, 100 % true.
You paid for that, tax money, do you know how mad I am about that?

P.S.S. Robin is El Chapo

GET THAT FUCKERS!!!!

[tatonka]

[delle]

...tho the seeds can be quite delicious...

[Ugly Dougly]

Ooh! I know this one!
"Ice cream doesn't have bones!"

The Joke is: You can't do it with the knowing about.

Let me be the first to tell.......ever hear that before? First guess spelling, not looking back, all of it...


Ya.....


You are ten year up the bull shit ladder, man use the math, to stand here and say that, I should be glad, but I am sad.

Had to do it. The news is a lie, blame me. I DARE YOU.

So lets take you through one of them.......Is there even an airline called German Wings? Can the plane go the speed of sound to the crash site........why is it people back up bull shit with the random. We hide our eyes, you need to know people and ask, to want to.
P.S, I am mindcontrol, I know it, I know how it works, if you come around me you will be, 100 % true.
You paid for that, tax money, do you know how mad I am about that?

P.S.S. Robin is El Chapo

GET THAT FUCKERS!!!!

[ranger magnum]

A baby harbor seal walks into a bar.

The bartenders asks "whaddya want?"

The seal says, "anything but a Canadian club on the rocks!"

[tatonka]

The Hooker
An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.
"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks." $100"she replies."
In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style? "No" she says.
"I pay you $ 200 to do immigrant style." "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
"I pay you $ 300." "No," she says.
"I pay you $ 400 "- "No," she says.
So finally he says, "OK, I pay $ 1,000 to do immigrant style."
She thinks, Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?
So she agrees and has sex with him.
Finally, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting, but that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"
The illegal immigrant replies: "You send bill to Government."

[FIGJAM]

Diabetes: Ancient Greek god of no cake.

[FIGJAM]

If a man says anything in a forest and a woman doesn't hear him, is he STILL wrong???

[FIGJAM]

Who would win in a death match between Miley Cyrus and Justin Beber???


We all would!!!!!!!!

[Thecatman]

A man had been murdered.
The police find hat his name is Juan Gonzalez.
A trainee detective asks his trainer "How do you think he was killed"?
"With a golf gun" replies the senior detective
"A golf gun? I never heard of that. What is a golf gun"? asks the rookie
The senior officer replies "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan".

[Thecatman]

If a man says anything in a forest and a woman doesn't hear him, is he STILL wrong???

"I was married by a judge. I should've asked for a jury". George Burns

[ranger magnum]

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?


You can hang the picture with one nail...

[Shoeshine]

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

BAA DUM TSSS



Thank you, I'll be here all week.