The Bar

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:20 pm

Ooh, somebody two toothpicks please, to prop up me eyelids....*snore*

Is there any coffee? I've hit an afternoon slump.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:29 pm

whew...what a disgustingly productive day... me too, giggles. something with caffiene AND booze. ooh! how 'bout a chai with rum in it!!

is Helitack still around?? Jason helped me hook someting up for his b-day:

[breathy voice] happy...birth...day, ...to...you....[/breathy voice]

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:31 pm

Yep, just finished working on my truck. I'm into the chai and rum, wanna share?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:31 pm

Perfect! thanks Tish Dish.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:33 pm

y'know, this day has been insanely busy and i could use one of those, too. it just finally stopped after 6.5 - interruption again - hours straight of multi multi multi tasking.

it started not so great also: i think my boy and i were so tired last night we slept through the alarm. he barely got to work on time, and he wsa proctoring an exam where if there were fuck ups, people would die.

i'm so ready for a nap now.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:55 pm

Hi everybody, my first time in the bar. I heard Britney was here somewhere....

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:57 pm

night all, time for a second default world guinness

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:00 pm

yech. Jim's message that badger just put on the theses threads is kind of creepy/sleezy/something.

why don't i trust someone who first shows utter disdain for the community on this board (and many others) and then praises us?

i feel like someone is trying to get my vote by buttering me up.... and trying to get us to do his work to rewrite a flawed proposal that we may not agree with.

maybe i'm being too hard on the guy...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:01 pm

MoisturePup wrote:Hi everybody, my first time in the bar. I heard Britney was here somewhere....

We're trying to line her up for a night in the Bar at BRC. We may have room for her and a three piece backup band... Or Sandwichman, our resident spinner, can do a Karaoke set with her...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:01 pm

She can lipsynch, right?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:02 pm

Yeah, pup. You just missed her.

What ya drinkin? The hot little cock-tail waitress bolted outta here early this afternoon and the night shift hasn't showed up yet. Tisha does have over 100 beers on tap and all the top-shelf and low-end hooch you could desire. Just don't ask her to bend over. Crazy shit happens when she does that.

Too bad there ain't an orgy going on right now, but stick around and you, too, could be a participant in this experiment in radical community building.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:07 pm

i heard my name.

bucket, i want yer face back right now or i just might BEND OVER!!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:08 pm

tisha2 wrote:i heard my name.

bucket, i want yer face back right now or i just might BEND OVER!!

After all, it is my birthday, can I have another whiskey and coffee?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:08 pm

i'll fill in for the gals, but i'm also somewhat busy calling admin on Jim.

welcome, o moist one. what can i get ya for that parched throat of yours?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:09 pm

tisha2 wrote:i heard my name.

bucket, i want yer face back right now or i just might BEND OVER!!

god no!

what about his silver ass?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:10 pm

helitack wrote:
tisha2 wrote:i heard my name.

bucket, i want yer face back right now or i just might BEND OVER!!
After all, it is my birthday, can I have another whiskey and coffee?

there ya are. smooooooch for your birthday.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:12 pm

Sorry Tish, but that Bend Over visual was just, well.....I get kinda fiesty on my bday.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:14 pm

tisha2 wrote:i heard my name.

bucket, i want yer face back right now or i just might BEND OVER!!

Okay, okay, but whatever you do, don't BEND OVER AGAIN!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:15 pm

Today has been crazy busy for Sensei...But this must be addressed.

What the theatre reviewer said was, "The largest cast currently performing in Seattle is working in one of the city's smallest theaters. The show is startling. The sensational moments in "Jesus Christ Superstar" are normally seen at a distance of 200 feet or more in a 2,000-seat theater. At the 50-seat Union Garage, representations of epoch making emotional, spiritual and social upheavals have a literal in-your-face quality. They take place between two and 20 feet from the audience's eyes, ears ... and noses.

Actors enraptured by religious ecstasy and mob violence, joyous conviviality and vicious frenzy can actually be smelled as they swirl by. Theatre Babylon directors Brad Cook and John Longenbaugh get intense -- and sweaty -- performances from their 27 actors. Perched on a small balcony, a four-member band adds to the agitation of every moment."

etc. etc... I'd say ol' Joe loved it, Lydia.

CONGRATULATIONS ON A FANTASTIC REVIEW, MISS LOVE!

And we knew you back when you were just 'Lydia'.

Oh, and you smelled good last night...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:18 pm

Oh hell.... lemmie see if I can fix this.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:23 pm

ooohh....yer right, Rian...the silver ass is niiiiiccccceeeee.....

somebody post a big ol sexy pic o britney, wontcha??

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:25 pm

finally sensei! we've been talking about you and Jing all day!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:28 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:finally sensei! we've been talking about you and Jing all day!

Quoth the raven, 'nevermore.'

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:35 pm

http://www.violentnation.com/visuals/ma ... a_fake.jpg

Sorry, don't know how to post a photo, check it out, sexy Britney

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:36 pm

helitack wrote:http://www.violentnation.com/visuals/ma ... a_fake.jpg

Sorry, don't know how to post a photo, check it out, sexy Britney

Let's just be thankful that you did not post that picture. Yeesh.

Lurker alert! I just spotted 17 "guests" in the foyer. Maybe they want to come on in here and get some little drinky-poo. But I'd better get my pants back on, right?

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:38 pm

Bucket you are a pussy!

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Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:39 pm

You and Guin are just jealous that Jing ("like Jingle Bells") who is a six and a half year old Chinese girl is taller than both of you.

And stop trying to distract everyone from what should be the real topic of discussion today here in the bar: that microscopic little plaid nothing you were almost wearing with the black fishnet stockings. And, after last night, I have (visual) proof that while Guin chooses not to wear any underwear, Rian in fact does wear undies.

I'm not sure about Lydia: those plushy velvety bell-bottom pants were hard to feel through. Obviously, more research is called for...

Tish, honey? Could you bring Sensei a cucumber(sp?) martini? I'll take that with a sidecar, too.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:51 pm

Sensei wrote:You and Guin are just jealous that Jing ("like Jingle Bells") who is a six and a half year old Chinese girl is taller than both of you.

And stop trying to distract everyone from what should be the real topic of discussion today here in the bar: that microscopic little plaid nothing you were almost wearing with the black fishnet stockings. And, after last night, I have (visual) proof that while Guin chooses not to wear any underwear, Rian in fact does wear undies.

I'm not sure about Lydia: those plushy velvety bell-bottom pants were hard to feel through. Obviously, more research is called for...

Tish, honey? Could you bring Sensei a cucumber(sp?) martini? I'll take that with a sidecar, too.

you got it baby...that reminds me, it's been FAR too long since i've worn fishnets.

and, dammit, bucket!! first you grab my hat, now my boots??!! fucking klepto cross-dresser!!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:52 pm

http://www.funbun.com/imgs/page_imgs/sa ... an.jpg[img]

Or Britney before coffee.[/img]

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:52 pm

oh - and that pic is soooooooo not what i had in mind. fucking cake.