The person below me

[knowmad]

no my comics inspire people to post things that cause other people to post on page two.

PBM if you had six pieces of bacon and I told you Savannah ate two pieces how many bruises would Savannah have?

[Eric]

None, and I'd give her the other four pieces. Hell, she can have all the bacon anyone offers me for all I care.



tpbm thinks I'm a heretic instead of just a vegetarian.

[DrewDubious]

None, and I'd give her the other four pieces. Hell, she can have all the bacon anyone offers me for all I care.



tpbm thinks I'm a heretic instead of just a vegetarian.

Yep! Luckiy heretics are just my kinda people. Vegetarians too! Yer battin 1000 so far mang!


TPBM knows the weather on the playa will be right on point this year for the burn.

[Sic Pup]

I was born at night, but I wasn't born last night.

TPBM is a night owl.

[TomServo]

I work 3rd shift, so yeah..I'm a night owl.

TPBM wishes THEY could enjoy the beauty of the morning, knowing work is over.

[BoyScoutGirl]

At 6:17am the backs of my eyelids are pretty darn beautiful, thank you very much.

PBM, what do you like in your omelettes?

[theCryptofishist]

Omelets are a little confusing to me. I sorta prefer scrambled eggs. Although, those are fine with onion. Too much cheese in an omelet is disturbing. The cheese has to be melted and not too overwhelming.
TPBM figures they are not going to feed me any omelets.

[BoyScoutGirl]

On the contrary, I like a challenge! My omelettes are much closer to scrambled eggs, any way; I'm too impatient and always wind up mixing before the thing has congealed into a single omelette-loaf.

TPBM is a patient cook.

[Thecatman]

Only in the winter when I don't mind a little extra heat in the house


TPBM please explain the difference between an omelet and a "scramble dish" you see at restaurants'. It's simple

[theCryptofishist]

I'm going to say that it's potatoes. Potatoes properly cooked (I like them brown) and eggs together is yummy.
TPBM is singing:
Omelets and Amulets
Sprinkled with thyme
Don't care what words I sing
So long as they rhyme.

[Eric]

I try to avoid singing, unless there is someone around me I can annoy.


tpbm prefers west-coast omelettes (goodies wrapped inside the folded-over eggs) over east-coast ("French") omelettes (goodies cooked with the eggs and then folded over)

[Sic Pup]

I cannot deny it, it's true.

TPBM prefers crepes.

[shroom]

They are tasty.

TPBM makes a nice margarita.

[MikeGyver]

only if you consider a nice margarita a shot of Tequila.

TPBM needs a tan

[DrewDubious]

only if you consider a nice margarita a shot of Tequila.

TPBM needs a tan

ain't that the truth!

TPBM secretly loves to wear socks to bed.

[Eric]

No.


tpbm goes crazy if they don't have a book to read

[knowmad]

nah I just find the nearest person and ask them insanely stupid questions.
Love me some Ask Eric.

PBM Ever meet The Hat?

[goathead]

A few times, and he look really good for being dead.

TPBM has a sudden urge to scratch the head.

[maryanimal]

Only in wonderment or ignorance.

tpbm wants to scratch elsewhere.

[theCryptofishist]

Pass.
TPBM is grateful Eric picked up the sock question.

[BoyScoutGirl]

I just wish my room mate would pick up his socks.

TPBM is ready.

[theCryptofishist]

Not really. But I am getting somewhat numb.
TPBM has a plan for the Billion Bunny March this year.

[maryanimal]

Shhhhhh...be vehwy vehwy qwiet, I'm hunting wabbits!

tpbm is riding in the Critical Tit/Dicks event.

[Eric]

this will be my ninth year of successfully avoiding even seeing either of them, giving me a 100% success rate for my Burning Man visits. I plan on keeping it that way.


tpbm would rather dress up than go naked, even on the playa.

[maryanimal]

Clothing is highly overrated...however, an alluring little outfit that leaves something to the imagination...

tpbm deliberately didn't watch TV today.

[gaminwench]

I don't watch TV.

PBM,
Where do you make your last, final stop before you leave the pavement?

[MikeGyver]

Typically Fernley Walmart, but last year I stopped in Gerlach for Fuel because I didn't plan ahead.

TPBM doesn't make lists

[shroom]

I do make lists but I don't always follow them.



TPBM went for a jog today.

[BeeWeeDee]

Not exactly a jog but a walk up the canyon. No need to tear up the remaining body I have left.

TPBM believes it is unnecessary to bring air conditioning to the desert.

[theCryptofishist]

True.
TPBM loves waffles.