Dagompression! Mailing list for hirstute Italian males ONLY!

[Rob the Wop]

Hooray for the noticeable increase in hirstute Italian males on the playa this year!

Some of us talked about rallying together for decompression parties and ultimately another guerilla attack on the Pasta Lube tent after the Critical Mangina afterparties. (If you were one of the few of us who showed up for this year's attempt, then you surely ran into me at some point.)

First things first. We need a mailing list. I happen to have a lot of free time on my hands and lots of enthusiasm to boot, so I'm happy to pick up the slack here.

Histute Italian males (will include the Black Irish- they drink almost as much), please ping me for inclusion on this mailing list and future updates on Dagompression events at your local pasta house.
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Calling all hirstute Italian males (dagos, wops, and guinae)! Ping me to get on the mailing list for year-round BACKHAIR events! (All backhair challenged males actively weeded out)

[Bambi of Finland]

I can offer a shag rug rake for the clean-up crew. Though hirsute friendly. I am backhair challenged, but Love hairymen, can I watch?