How to fit into this box again, after such expansion? I feel like I've forgotten how to live my adult life! Ahhhhhhh, no work today!
I hope all of you are managing better???? Back to bed for me...smiling
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Okay...so....DallasPlaya wrote:Get. Involved. Locally.
First order of business is the UFO sighting. The RC UFO that flew beyond the Temple Burn HAS TO HAPPEN OVER A METROPOLITAN AREA! I want fighters, search lights, flak guns, Homeland inSecurity, the media flooded with phone calls.....now THAT'S fuckin' ART!
Second order of business is an 85-foot mechanical glowing flower in my backyard. Boy, will the neighbors be pissed, except the Doug who put 31x10.50 swamp tires on his riding lawn mower, flipped it over on himself and punctured a lung. He lived, the mower looks rad, he'll appreciate the flower.
Then I have to chase the ice cream man down the street with a Battlezone tank. That might be easier than it sounds but the flamethrower might ruffle some feathers.
Fourth order of business is using my remaining latex to paint my neighbor's tits. She's from Texas but so is my wife and she's pimped my skills out to a dozen women in two Burns, so that should be easy. Or maybe Sharika can paint her tits. Hmmm...I'll need a lawn chair and beer for that...
My little bro comes home from Iraq (2nd LAR, USMC) in ten days, so there WILL be fireworks unless he starts having 'Nam flashbacks and shooting up the neighborhood. He'll just have to accept the pink cowboy hat and goggles.
Which reminds me, I poured a fifth of absinthe to some Gulf War vets and ex-Marines from camp Go Fuck Yourself this year, so I need more. Maybe if I include it with the free root beer the neighborhood won't be so pissed about the flower, the UFO and associated black helicopters, the Battlezone tank, the rock bands, fire dancers, public sex, the fireworks, my bro shooting up the neighborhood and the topless women riding around the block.
Fuck yeah, brother! I'm set, locked and loaded, got it all figured out! What could possibly go wrong?!
-zb
"I got a crucifix, I got a bag of tricks, I feel like a wrecking ball!" -Floater