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Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 11:38 pm

Not the Marching Band. This thread is for those who had sex with cattle. It was pretty damned good for me and may end up being the best I ever had. Who's game?

Jeremiah · Post by **Jeremiah** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 2:47 pm

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 3:08 pm

not to be indelicate but, wtf are you talkin about?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 3:52 pm

Ditto on that. WTF?

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:01 pm

You guys serious? He wants cheating stories.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:03 pm

i don't cheat - just flirt heavily. i don't think that counts.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:06 pm

Dear Penthouse,

I know you won't believe this but the most incredible thing happened to me...

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:19 pm

...i was alone at home, cleaning in the nude, when the doorbell rang...

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:20 pm

...and when I open the door, the most gorgeous Holstein says...

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:56 pm

...moooooo, baby, can you milk me? my teats are sooooo sore......

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:12 pm

...why I do believe this vasoline will do the trick...

antron · Post by **antron** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:13 pm

...because i'm chafed from walking nude on the playa...

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:15 pm

And I just gotta have some relief!

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:16 pm

Kinetic wrote:And I just gotta have some relief!

yes, and then what happened?

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:49 pm

...and I felt so bad for this poor cow, so I reached down...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:51 pm

... to those taut, nubile and perky teats...

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:19 pm

... and found, without much surprise, that she was lactating...

Quiet Man · Post by **Quiet Man** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:22 pm

sick. very sick. I fucking love you people! Keep it up!

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:27 pm

... I stole the food of her Golden Calf.

Herra, spilling her bosom across the northern sky could not not have given so freely her milk that I might see the playa illuminated more purely on a moonless night...

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:28 pm

...the milky white cow fur on her neck glistened in the moonlight as nuzzled my ass...

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:31 pm

...and to PJ, all was good in the quiet world.

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:47 pm

He was thinking "With a rim job, fresh milk and steaks on the hoof what more could one ask for?" When...

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:49 pm

there we go boys and girls. we can be proud of our collective insanity and it's spawn " pj and the holstein of love ", our first ever installation of the e-playa sex stories forum. look where teamwork will take us!

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:57 pm

sorry spokes, didn't realize we were posting at the same time.

as you were....

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:34 pm

Spokes wrote:He was thinking "With a rim job, fresh milk and steaks on the hoof what more could one ask for?" When...

his ex-woman friend walked in, catching him with firm teat in hand and hot milk shooting across his face...

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:37 pm

..:"honey", i cried, spluttering milk," i didn't expect you home from the vfw for another hour!" she glared at the cow and shouted, "you bovine bitch, get away fro my man!"....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:57 pm

Couldn't have hoped for a better thread. Now, how do we all feel about cheese? Flog me for that, Princess.

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:57 pm

"you bovine bitch, get away fro my man!

it was just last week you were with that randy goat who

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:02 pm

who ate all my best victoria secret 'ho wear. i suppose you'll be giving this one my jewelry (sniff).

i feel fine about cheese, thanks for asking.

Chimp · Post by **Chimp** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 2:10 am

Flash animation 'I'm a cow' - contains the er, 'adult' theme being expressed here - check it out

http://www.campchaos.com/othershows/pendland/01.html

Another funny cartoon on this site is 'Crazy Pete seeks help'