After watching Trading Spouses on FOX tonight...
OH! I AM SO FUCKING PISSED AT THESE SELFISH PEOPLE!!!!!!
....especially at this red-headed bitch who ONLY thinks of her Aussie fucking FUCK-BUDDY .... does she think about her babies??? NO!!!!!!!!
I have to fucking SCREAM right now....
Are they BURNERS??? I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't even get me STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**calm down, Monkeypoo...calm down**
Even though I am a very independent woman in my upper 40's and I have been married/divorced once and I have raised a child ON MY FUCKING OWN without any help from her daddy althroughout thiose fucking years.....
HEY YOU FUCKING FOX PEOPLE......
**calm down, Monkeypoo...calm down**
WHAT IF.....
WHAT IF....
You wanna a fucking SHOW????
You wanna know how MY life has been? Or how many of us single moms have been??!!!!!!! Lemme tellyou THIS --- I/WE have RISEN ABOVE...
All this Bullshit about you trading places because you are in a relationship... all because some of you come from Colorado or Idaho or Mississippi or Connecticut in yer high-falootin' prissy-ass sacred Christian homes or New Age homes ...and yer lobster fishin' boats.... or yer high-falootin' rich lives......FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What about us single people who have been there and done that and chose to GET THE FUCK OUT??? We will NO LONGER play yer game.
Why the fuck am I so pissed at these people? Why do I care about how they trade places and spend 2 weeks with another family?
**calm down, Monkeypoo...calm down**
Why do I care HOW they allocate their monies to the other family?
God-dammmit.
Gimme $50,000 and I'll sjhow you how I'd spend that fucking money.
**calm down, Monkeypoo...calm down**
It would be ON ME....ON ME...
I am a selfish SINGLE bitch and I will SHOW you how I'd spend it.
FRUGALLY.
SELFISHLY.
ON ME...
Fucking people on FOX...
EAT ME...
Someone STOP me right now....
STOP ME...
STOP ME....
Fucking FOX BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**SCREAM***
Trading Spouses...SINGLE STYLE????? FUCK YOU!!!!
Fox has the habit of cancelling the shows I want to watch, and keeping the cr** I have no interest in viewing...!
$50,000? I could get rid of my debts and get started on all kinds of things I'd like to do for that much! Alas, I have no spouse to swap! I don't suppose they take single people? (I've never had any real urge to watch that show, and wasn't even aware it was still on!)
blupe (who only just recently discovered that there is some sort of reality show about losing weight, and is wondering what he'd have to do to get on that one! )
$50,000? I could get rid of my debts and get started on all kinds of things I'd like to do for that much! Alas, I have no spouse to swap! I don't suppose they take single people? (I've never had any real urge to watch that show, and wasn't even aware it was still on!)
blupe (who only just recently discovered that there is some sort of reality show about losing weight, and is wondering what he'd have to do to get on that one!
)"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
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can't sit still
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Monkeypoo, the only consolation I can offer you is sanity. Calm down and think about it. People who struggle are usually well grounded.
As Cervantes wrote, "the poor have no time to go mad"
You've seen "What about Bob?"
Howard Hughes, Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise et al. Too much money and no grounding. Look at the rich from Hollywood. They're lucky if they can be happy for 2 months out of the year.
Imelda Marcos,,,what a loon.
The rich spend tons on shrinks. They've lost all connection with "making a living" They know that they're lives are meaningless.
The people who spend their whole day at the track or the Roulette table know that they have a pointless life.
You on the other hand, have a carreer, are creating wealth and are supporting yourself and your child. You have a day to day purpose.
You Matter. You are a cog in civilization.
As Cervantes wrote, "the poor have no time to go mad"
You've seen "What about Bob?"
Howard Hughes, Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise et al. Too much money and no grounding. Look at the rich from Hollywood. They're lucky if they can be happy for 2 months out of the year.
Imelda Marcos,,,what a loon.
The rich spend tons on shrinks. They've lost all connection with "making a living" They know that they're lives are meaningless.
The people who spend their whole day at the track or the Roulette table know that they have a pointless life.
You on the other hand, have a carreer, are creating wealth and are supporting yourself and your child. You have a day to day purpose.
You Matter. You are a cog in civilization.
I don't post things because I believe that they are the absolute truth. I post them because I believe that they should be considered.
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Ugly Dougly
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can't sit still
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TVs are good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cowboy Angel wrote about how much fun it is to shoot them up. Other than that, who cares.
Actually, I am glad to see so many people interested in the learning channel and history channel.
If we could get our bone-headed politicians to watch the history channel, they wouldn't make so many fuckups
Dan
Actually, I am glad to see so many people interested in the learning channel and history channel.
If we could get our bone-headed politicians to watch the history channel, they wouldn't make so many fuckups
Dan
I don't post things because I believe that they are the absolute truth. I post them because I believe that they should be considered.
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I'm not into TV too much, especially the falseality stuff. I like Discovery, TLC, C-SPAN (only to watch Kennedy asleep LIVE on TV!), CNN (to get the US version of Pravda) and a few other channels. Most of the time I'd just rather masturbate to an exercise show, I find thats more useful than whats on TV.
Oh yeah, the digital music channel is OK, I can listen to commercial free music by genre. whoo de doo.. 900 channels and I use 10 of em.
Oh yeah, the digital music channel is OK, I can listen to commercial free music by genre. whoo de doo.. 900 channels and I use 10 of em.
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helitack
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10 exercise shows? Ain't there no wimmenfolk in FLA?Toolmaker wrote:I'm not into TV too much...I'd just rather masturbate to an exercise show, I find thats more useful than whats on TV...and I use 10 of em.
Actively helping President Trump build the wall
Winning hearts and minds in lovely TexMexistan...
Winning hearts and minds in lovely TexMexistan...
The television industry is in the business of selling your attention span to large corporations. The more you watch, the more you are exposed to a toxic sludge of mass consumerism and political cronyism. And you most likely have to pay for the priveldge of having commercials beamed into your house. That is well and truly fucked.
Turn off your TV and deny your mindshare to corporations that have no interest in your welfare. Trust me, you'll feel much better.
Turn off your TV and deny your mindshare to corporations that have no interest in your welfare. Trust me, you'll feel much better.
Fight for the fifth freedom!
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Monkeypoo
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**flings poo at SED** (lovingly, of course)SED wrote:Indeed, it is because you are a monkey that I love you. Now fling some poo at me.
Holy shit, people. I do think Monkeypoo got carried away a bit that night. Hmm, I think I was drinking some Pinot Grigio that night too. Yep. The wine just sends me through the fucking roof sometimes - especially with these high falootin' (sp?) women who have all this money and they are judgemental and...ok, I'l stop now, cuz those women really piss me off. I mean, like, they go on that show and they know they are probably gonna get hooked up with some opposite kind of family anyway. And then when they have to slop pig shit and work a little, and maybe get a little dirt under their manicured fingernails they start crying and whining.
They sooo need to totally get over themselves.
End of monkey rant.
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Monkeypoo
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Ahhh, hell...after reading these discussions, I am almost tempted to send an idea out there to the BRC community....perhaps an amusing sarcastic, but interesting and curious kind of theme camp idea of sending some people into others camps....
"BURNER SWAP CAMP"
The equivalent of "Wife Swap" on FOX.
Hey...this could be some kind of FUN...
I'm game.
"BURNER SWAP CAMP"
The equivalent of "Wife Swap" on FOX.
Hey...this could be some kind of FUN...
I'm game.
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Monkeypoo
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pinemom wrote:hahaha thats a fun idea!
..........your going from Love and huggles camp to terror island camp
(examples) names changed to protect the insane...
Mwah haa haa haa...
TERROR ISLAND CAMP!!!!!!!! I see Immunity Challenges in the distance.... No, wait a minute...this could get ugly...or naughty or something....
Blow the men down, bonnie, blow the men down...yay-hey!! Blow the men down....
Woot!!