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Post by spectabillis » Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:45 pm

sweeter tasting sperm?



now thats a fucking first...

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Post by dragonfly Jafe » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:12 pm

"sweeter tasting sperm?"

....just have your "partner" eat strawberries....

"Up to 500% more volume"

jeebus - think of the mess!
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Post by Dork » Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:23 pm

Please note that the origional first post in this thread has been removed. I have left the rest for posterity.

(other mods, feel free to delete the rest if you like)

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Post by Bob » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:31 am

Dork wrote:I have left the rest for posterity.
Literally?
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:18 am

I've heard it said that diabetic men have sweeter tasting sperm. Can neither confirm nor deny that, tho...

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Post by BAS » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:30 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:I've heard it said that diabetic men have sweeter tasting sperm. Can neither confirm nor deny that, tho...

bb
I have a friend who is a diabetic, and a man, if you want to find out. (I'm pretty certain he would be up for it, if you will pardon the pun [or even if you won't!]) Should I put in a call...? :P


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Post by Badger » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:49 pm

Please note that the origional first post in this thread has been removed. I have left the rest for posterity.
I believe what the original poster was getting at was that such claims would in fact occur provided the recipient was his mom - or little sister.
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Post by spectabillis » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:03 pm

Dork wrote:Please note that the origional first post in this thread has been removed.
evil evil evil dork. you did that on purpose!

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Post by Dork » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:09 pm

If I were truly evil I wouldn't have said anything, making it look like you started the thread.

It's your fault for replying to spam instead of just letting us delete it :)

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:36 pm

celibacy can increase sperm volume but I miss the old pornos when they would use hand lotion when the male models didn't have a full load or couldn't come. You can always tell the dif.

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Post by GREENPENIS » Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:42 pm

who wants thier swimming pool filled ?
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Post by BAS » Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:57 pm

:shock: I have never been so grateful that I lack a swimming pool! :shock:

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:13 am

Dang, now I have something else to worry about.
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