Lesbians unite!

djaded · Post by **djaded** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:44 pm

Where are all my grrrls at? I need a little more dyke drama on the playa....lets camp together. Who is game?

itwazed · Post by **itwazed** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:49 am

if you want i can wear a wig and sum high heels but i absolutly refuse to shave my legs..

djaded · Post by **djaded** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:27 am

Honorary lesbians rock my rubber cock. But first a test.....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:37 pm

Count me in

itwazed · Post by **itwazed** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:12 pm

is it multiple choice or essay?

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:27 am

dont you mean multiple guess?

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:56 am

Hmm, possibly short answer or fill in the blank. Really, really short answers?

itwazed · Post by **itwazed** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:34 am

im thinking it should be word association... ill start

Moist

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:48 am

is to towelette

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bushy is to ...

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:02 am

I have been a honorary lesbian for years.. Been told I am more artful than the real thing..

djaded · Post by **djaded** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:11 pm

The test for all those honorary dykes:

1) What is your biological gender?

2) What is your perceived gender?

3) What is your kind of underwear are you wearing right now?

4) What does that penis-shaped thing in your house run on?
a) Man-juice
b) Batteries

5) True or false - beauty is pain?
True. Waxing. Plucking. Peel-off facemasks. Massaging thighs with a knobbly anti-cellutite thingy. Fuck yes.
False. Clear pores. Unplucked brows. Soft sweet pit hair. True beauty transcends artifice.

6) What do you think of the Women's World Cup?
a)It's ludicrous. They run like girls!
b)Umâ€¦they look like geezers.
c)It's good to see females empowering themselves by participating in traditionally male-dominated competitive sports.
d)It fucking rocks

7) Do you have a cat?

Do you have a large breed dog?

9) When you see a womans breasts, you:
a)Look away quickly
b)No big deal
c)Smile
d)Imagine your lips puckering around the pale pink areole, feeling it stiffen beneath your tongue; a sweet sigh of pleasure slipping from her lips as you slide your hand down her bodyâ€¦
e)All of the above.

9) When you first started having sex with boys, did you think:
a)Big fucking deal
b)Of England
c)Ohgodyesohgodyesohgod
d)You can have sex with boys?

10 What's your fave thing about most of the men in your life?
a)His cock
b)His personality
c)His absence

Good luck.

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:39 pm

1) What is your biological gender? Male

2) What is your perceived gender? Alfa Male

3) What is your kind of underwear are you wearing right now? the kind that come of easy

4) What does that penis-shaped thing in your house run on?
a) Man-juice
b) Batteries
c) girl-juice

5) True or false - beauty is pain?
True. Waxing. Plucking. Peel-off facemasks. Massaging thighs with a knobbly anti-cellutite thingy. Fuck yes.
False. Clear pores. Unplucked brows. Soft sweet pit hair. True beauty transcends artifice.
WTF none if the above

6) What do you think of the Women's World Cup?
a)It's ludicrous. They run like girls!
b)Umâ€¦they look like geezers.
c)It's good to see females empowering themselves by participating in traditionally male-dominated competitive sports.
d)It fucking rocks

7) Do you have a cat? nope

Do you have a large breed dog? yes he stays in my pants, i walk him everyday and sometime my girlfriend handles it for me

9) When you see a womans breasts, you:
a)Look away quickly
b)No big deal
c)Smile
d)Imagine your lips puckering around the pale pink areole, feeling it stiffen beneath your tongue; a sweet sigh of pleasure slipping from her lips as you slide your hand down her bodyâ€¦
e)All of the above. <<< makes no sense

9) When you first started having sex with boys, did you think:
a)Big fucking deal
b)Of England
c)Ohgodyesohgodyesohgod
d)You can have sex with boys?
e)WTF, who told you, are you spying on me?

10 What's your fave thing about most of the men in your life?
a)His cock
b)His personality
c)His absence
d)Get out of my closet, I fuckin see you in there, GET OUT. stop telling my secrets.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:56 pm

Whay DYmoYat said, sept I have a big cat..

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:02 pm

poser!