Thread Drift Thread

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:04 am

Since some folks get a kink in their colon when the inevitable thread drift happens, I thought I would come right out and create a thread where it is not only allowed but encouraged.

Anybody here like bananas?

alice · Post by **alice** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:44 am

nope.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:04 am

Yes, well we knew THAT.

What I really want to talk about is furniture restoration. Any strippers here?

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:16 am

Funny you should mention that. My iguana Spanky does the cutest thing when you scratch his belly....

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:19 am

Ahh, stripping, and perfect timing too. What works best on stripping old cabinets? A hot air gun, "sandpaper", or chemical strippers?

I'm sure this is not the thread drift you had in mind...and what's wrong with bananas? What's strange is the people who don't like tomatoes yet pile on the ketchup with their fries.

(Nothing like thread drift and a topic split to tick off people!)

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:21 am

Nice!

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:28 am

So what's your costume for Halloween?

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:30 am

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record
Oh yeah well don't get so distressed
Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed
I take one one one 'cause you left me
And two two two for my family
And 3 3 3 for my heartache
And 4 4 4 for my headaches
And 5 5 5 for my lonely
And 6 6 6 for my sorrow
And 7 7 7 for no tomorrow
And 8 8 8 I forget what 8 was for
And 9 9 9 for a lost god
And 10 10 10 for everything everything everything everything

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:15 pm

I love that Violent Femmes album, -its damn near perfect. It was definitely a soundtrack for a certain pent-up, angsty, lachrymose but hyper mood I would get when I was a teen.

I wonder how I could describe the mood I had when I would put my Dokken albums on repeat...

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:47 pm

Don Muerto wrote:I wonder how I could describe the mood I had when I would put my Dokken albums on repeat...

Back for the attack was the first album (tape) I bought with my own money.

weeeeee! tomorrow is my weigh in day.. everyone think thinner RebA! vibes. Now time to get dressed for a short walk (of 4 miles)

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:54 pm

All I want for Christmas is Golden Girls porn. Is that so much to ask?

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:22 pm

Depends.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:27 pm

Who among us is dependable?

Das Bus · Post by **Das Bus** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:38 pm

SHit! My beer is warm!

Guess I'll just throw some playa dirt in it and think fondly of you all! : )

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:40 pm

Oops.

I didn't mean to post here.

Sorry.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:49 pm

aforceforgood, -What do you think of people that run around with broken avatar pics? Just curious...

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:50 pm

When did AFFG pick up the avatar?

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:01 pm

What, you don't like my red x? I thought it was a pretty cool avatar...

Damn, back to the drawing board.

Sheesh, people on this board are so damned critical...

I think in general they're probably intelligent people who decide that since their computer programming skills are minimal, wasting more than an hour trying to make this bbs work right is not a profitable endeavor...

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:03 pm

aforceforgood wrote:I think in general they're probably intelligent people who decide that since their computer programming skills are minimal, wasting more than an hour trying to make this bbs work right is not a profitable endeavor...

That's all well and good, but are you a cat person or a dog person?

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:43 pm

Speaking of avatars, Don, please don't change yours. I love it.

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:52 pm

I just found out that my turkey story got a mention in Beth Lisick's column. Now that I'm famous, I think I'll start sleeping with supermodels.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... lisick.DTL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:10 pm

Last time I slept with a supermodel, I had turkey before hand and fell asleep on her bony hip.

Turkey makes me sleepy, how about you?

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:14 pm

I find Greece knocks me out.

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:23 pm

I'm a disco slut myself.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:28 pm

Spokes wrote:I'm a disco slut myself.

I thought you were going home.

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:30 pm

Home is where the heart is.

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:33 pm

You had a turkey, then fell asleep on her hip?

Seriously. Bestiality is so 1998.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:35 pm

It's all about S&M and floggings now. The farm supply houses have great S&M implements that now come in assorted colors!

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:44 pm

Does anybody want to come over and help me wash a car? -I got barley pop...

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:55 pm

What is the point of watered down jalapeno peppers?