Dumbest Ever Quiz Answers

[mereth]

I stole this off Yahoo who in turn stole it from jumpingjacksbar.com, though it appears that link has expired.
Feel free to contribute other dumb answers to quiz show questions you've encountered.

Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22,1963?
Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then

Presenter: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
Contestant: Forrest Gump

Presenter: In which country is Mount Everest?
Contestant: Er, it's not in Scotland is it?

Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci
Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Presenter: In which European city was the first opera house opened in 1637?
Contestant: Sydney

Presenter: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant: (after long pause) Fourteen days

Presenter: Where did the D-Day landings take place?
Contestant: (after pause) Pearl Harbor?

Presenter: What is the currency in India
Contestant: Ramadan

Presenter: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?
Contestant: Jesus

[nogganoodle]

These are from Family Fortunes, a long running British game show. Some people really are idiots!


Name something a vampire might be afraid of: Bob Monkhouse

Name a famous Parisian landmark: Hawaii

Name one of the Spice Girls: The one with the long hair

Name an item of clothing people wear two of at the same time: A bra

Name a type of big cat: Persian

Name something with a hole in it: A window

Name something you might take from a hotel as a souvenir: The lamps

Name something you eat with fish: A plate

Name an animal that lives wild in Britain: A lion

Not including cutlery, name a type of fork: Banana