The George Hamilton Skin Care Camp

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:09 pm

"i dont need no stinkin' sun-block....where is my leche de coco and Captain Morgan, with lime?......What?, you dont HAVE a lime?.....well get a lemon and a green sharpie...."

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:08 am

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:32 am

Smearing sunblock on each other is a sublime social activity.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:19 pm

who needs social activity when you own a yellow ferrari?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:26 pm

He is leaning on someone else's car and riding on thier coattails also.

Isn't he dead yet ?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:22 pm

you're just jealous...

and no, he wil NEVER die.......his skin, it is like fine beef jerky, and his hair, it is like what most tv newsmen wet dream of, and the women he has been elbow candy for, well, lets just say he is the Grandfather of gigolo close second to Oleg Cassini and Ricardo Montalban, and Richard Gere, gerbils notwithstanding, is so new school, with his buddha come lately bullshit that he doesnt rank..., now Tyrone Power was old school buddha gigolo, i tell you...

coat-tails my ass....

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:25 pm

Oh yeah....he had his moment of fame when he was endorsed as the suntan lotion model for Avon in 1973.

I'm surprised Avon payed him anything after he made the worst Evel Knievel movie ever in 71'

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:45 am

"Oven-toasted" is so much sexier than "baked."

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:49 am

like i said, Mr. George Hamilton is OLD SCHOOL....

he's been lovingly deep fried in the fat from Joan Collins Ass.

Zipper · Post by **Zipper** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:20 pm

Actually, thats a Lamborghini, which at the moment, is much more trendy than Ferrari. .....ok, OK! ...but does it Matter?

RedheadBarbie · Post by **RedheadBarbie** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:50 am

Tony Robbins eat your heart out.

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:19 am

Im coming to work next week dressed exactly like George!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri May 02, 2008 7:38 am

i think george is a wee bit Tanorexic....