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red arrow · Post by **red arrow** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:58 pm

Hey all my wife was killed in a terrible accident and i am attending the burned out man festival as i heard it is an ideal spot to pick up loose women who just want to have fun

I know this post may seem a bit shallow or as though i am only after one thing but i assure you i am a geniune guy who is struggling in todays western society.

I enjoy art and when i lived in tijuana in the late 80s, had a poster of the mona lisa to which i painted a red lipstick moustashe on - people say i have a tendency to ramble and it turns people off me but i just see it as a way of expressing how i feel about topical issues and look forward to hearing from you.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:11 pm

the burned out man festival?

Never been there.

red arrow · Post by **red arrow** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:27 pm

Sorry I meant the eplaya burning man festival ;)

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:31 pm

Wow......

Where do people get the idea that all the women at burningman are loose...grrr

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:32 pm

Hehehehe

OK..You herd it here first folks. Eplaya is taking over Burning Man from Larry and the org.

Itâ€™s about fucking time.

See ya there!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:44 pm

Relax, be yourself have a good time...oh....

news flash:

Hey, everybody, we're all going get laid!

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:48 pm

Sure we are. All of us. Constantly.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:42 pm

Hey, everybody, we're all going get laid!

It's about damn time!

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:55 pm

For the moment I will assume that the original poster is a non-troll (dubious).

On the playa you will need to give at least as much respect, kindness, and attention that you do off playa if you want to enjoy casual carnality. Perhaps you will even have to try harder because the experienced burners will have heard a lot of dumb lines before. Also, material wealth plays a somewhat diminished role there.

I would suggest some intensive sensitivity training. If you start now and learn fast you might be ready by late August.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:20 pm

My guess is not a troll, because of the need an rv postings elsewhere.

My guess is that he will get it eventually. "It" not being sex, of course. It being the it in get it.

Loose women at Burning Man? Hah! I'm married and I prefer sex almost anywhere but Burning Man! Dusty, hot, campmates in close proximity and we're practical parents to a few of them, no showers in camp ... total sexual suckage.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:12 pm

ragabashpup wrote:Wow......

Where do people get the idea that all the women at burningman are loose...grrr

Some have pretty good muscle control and are quite tight.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:13 pm

Would also like to point out the gender ratio is somewhere between 1:2 and 2:5, meaning that the horny girls have their choice of men. May I suggest something like a Bead convention. Lots more women than men; I bet knitting/crocheting meetings are also skewed that way. Or stop off at a legal brothel during your drive through NV, and get it out of the way. Otherwise, you run the risk of becoming a bitter old fart like hamandegger.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:58 pm

Does anyone really know the ratio out there?
I went once and I don't have a clue.

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:01 pm

My guess is 60% male 40% female although I think more women are participating percentage wise each year.

red arrow · Post by **red arrow** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:11 am

Sorry it was meant to be taken as a joke ;)

And as for beard conventions, I would love to attend but cant even grow a proper beard, maybe next year when I am 24 I will be able to grow one, but if past history repeats itself, its likely that just as Im able to grow a full beard, hair will be falling off the top of my head. Serious levels of wackness may present themselves.. i guess ill just struggle on like the tumbleweed that i am

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:02 am

Ironic here means something composed primarily of iron.

When you were in mexico, we might have met?
Jimmy Stewart and I spent six months down there once, doing nothing but taking lsd and sleeping with teenage prostitutes.
Of course, that was during his artistic period....

ScrogFather · Post by **ScrogFather** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:31 pm

I know dogs are not allowed at BM, but what about a chicken? Whe I get horny I go by the local chicken farm and crawl into a chicken's ass. Works all the time. I never fail at getting laid. Maybe you could bring a chicken.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:54 am

There is no nudity, no sex and no drugs on the playa. No one ever falls in love in the waning firelight. I'm not sure where you heard these rumours.

C187 · Post by **C187** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:00 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Hehehehe

OK..You herd it here first folks. Eplaya is taking over Burning Man from Larry and the org.

Itâ€™s about fucking time.

See ya there!

I'm soooo making signs that point to, "Eplaya burning man festival. This way!"

A great addition to the other signs, I'd say...

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:18 pm

I put up signs for made up theme camps.
Later I found out one of them actually existed.
I doubt my arrow pointed in the right direction.

Courtesy Flush · Post by **Courtesy Flush** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:31 am

C187 wrote:
I'm soooo making signs that point to, "Eplaya burning man festival. This way!"

A great addition to the other signs, I'd say...

Shouldn't that be "eplaya burned out man" festival?

C187 · Post by **C187** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:37 pm

Courtesy Flush wrote: Shouldn't that be "eplaya burned out man" festival?

Nah, that's the "eplaya presents, a burned out man" with in the "eplaya burning man festival." To get to the festival and to see the "burnt out man" you must head to "the end of the world" and pass the check point held by the department of dreamland security. But if you make it inside you'll be able to see many great things, like a completely black car, and re-usable water, along with computers that will tell you how to make your world a cleaner one. It's all a little to the right of the "burned out man."

searock420 · Post by **searock420** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:12 pm

red arrow wrote:Hey all my wife was killed in a terrible accident and i am attending the burned out man festival as i heard it is an ideal spot to pick up loose women who just want to have fun

I know this post may seem a bit shallow or as though i am only after one thing but i assure you i am a geniune guy who is struggling in todays western society.

I enjoy art and when i lived in tijuana in the late 80s, had a poster of the mona lisa to which i painted a red lipstick moustashe on - people say i have a tendency to ramble and it turns people off me but i just see it as a way of expressing how i feel about topical issues and look forward to hearing from you.

And you want what?

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:40 pm

My feeling about the "topical issue" at hand is that you suck at pickup lines.

Zoomorphic · Post by **Zoomorphic** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:18 pm

dr.placebo wrote: Also, material wealth plays a somewhat diminished role there.

Thats what I like to hear!!

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